[Mighty Midget]

Me:
hi five o lord
God:
Hi there . Tell me more about your .
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes I do mean it, and now I'm confused as well
God:
OK I will accept your apology. "It" being what?
Me:
isn't this supposed to work the other way around, me asking, you answering?
God:
Yes I think this is supposed to work the other way around you asking me answering, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
well, can you recommend a deity with a bit more confidence in itself?
God:
Interesting. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Are you testing me?
Me:
no I'm not the one testing anyone here right now
God:
At this moment Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not the one testing anyone here.
Me:
god am I glad to hear that
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
not much I'm afraid
God:
Me either.
Me:
you're not tuned in on yourself, is that it?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
do you speak to the other gods or are you more of a loner?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to the other gods or am I more of a loner.
Me:
ok here's one
God:
Oh there. I understand.
Me:
you do? wow! and I didn't even get to give you one! well done god!
God:
When do I do it? I'm glad your impressed, . Why didn't you do it? How about that. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about to the other gods or am I more of a loner.
Me:
I guess you are pretty much alone around here
God:
You think I am alone around here.
Me:
I don't THINK
God:
Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
Me:
and you said we were on the same wavelenght. Man you haven't got a clue have you?
God:
We are on the same wavelength. Cool, man. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
If I did, I would be scared
God:
Try it.
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
because that would scare me
God:
Good reason. Perhaps it would.
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Ho-kay....