After what happened to Zidane, a group of experts from all over the world were asked to join and talk about how each representative of their country saw the incident. Unfortunatly, most of them weren't watching at the time and only could relate to it from what they heard. (It strongly suggest that you see each images one at a time to keep the joke running right.)
The Germany official was there, since the game was hosted in Germany. Here's what he saw (real action):
Then, France been asked to explain to everyone what happened, being the guilty party. They explained that:
The astonished Italy representative then agressively plaided his cause. He said that:
As usual, Americans didn't know much what they were talking about... As can prove this side of their explanation which, of course, rely only on what they've heard from others saying that Zidane did a surprise attack on the Italian player...
Hong Kong, on the other side, are planing on making a martial art movie about the whole thing and make millions!