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Old 19-04-2006, 09:59 AM   #9
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Originally posted by Reup@Apr 18 2006, 08:57 AM
If you like D&D jokes, you should play the card-game 'Munchkin'. It's full of that cr@p
Such as the 'broadsword' , which is only usable by female players... and the 'basterd'-sword with which you can stab people in the back... get it? basterd? back? :roflol:

Err...
Gotta love some of the monsters in it, too, like the Stoned Golem ("He has the munchies. He eats you. You die."), the Gelatinous Octahedron, the Leperchaun, the Grassy Gnoll and many others. Oh, and A Thing With A Name So Long There's No Room For A Picture On The Card is a classic, too.

Of course the items have a male equivalent of the Broadsword, too. That's the Gentlemen's Club. There's many other genius items too, like The Other Ring, the Two-handed Sword (it has two hands, so using it doesn't use a free hand, but give you one more!) or for example the Vorpal Blade, which gets +25 against any monster that starts with the letter J (the only one of course being the Jabberwock).
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