This one might loose something in the translation, but here goes:
Two goldfishes meet. First one is very happy and joyful, but the other one is all swolen and in pain.
Fish 1: What's wrong with you?
Fish 2: You woldn't believe it. This guy cought me and I said to him 'If you let me go, I'll grant you a wish'.
Fish 1: And what's so bad about it?
fish 2: He didn't believe me and just tosed me back saying 'NO muck'.
Original (just the punch line):
Riba 1: Pa to i nije tako strašno.
Riba 2: Nije mi vjerovao, pa me je bacio natrag u more i rekao mi: 'Ma daj ne seri.'
:roflol:
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