Why does the blonde carry a car door around?
-So she can open it when it's hot
I know the joke sux, but I'm all out of blonde jokes...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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