An old granny died and went to Heaven.
And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper.
On the secon day she gets gulash for supper...
On the third day -- gulash
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After a month of eating nothing but gulash, the granny goes to complain to God:
-My Lord, it's really wonderfull here and all, but I'm tired 'bout having nothing to eat but gulash...
-Oh, granny -- said God -- what did you think, I was going to make some special menu for the three of you...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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