Three Serbs, a mother, a father and their son, where out fishing on the Danube, and after a while they catch a gold fish, and the fish says:
-Well normally I grant a person three wishes, but since there is three of you i suppose I'll grant one wish to each of you.
So the father says:
-Oh, uhm, well, I wish I was a Croat...
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
The mother says:
-Well since my husband wants to become a Croat, I wish it too.
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
And the kid says:
-Oh well since my parents wish to become Croats, there is no sence for me to wish anything different, I want to become a Croat too.
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
And so the father swims accros the river and becomes a Croat...
The mother swims accros the Danube, and, guess what, she becomes a Croat...
And the son starts swimming and gets about half the way and starts drowning and yelling:
-Help me, mom, dad, help me!!!
So the mother on the other side says to her husband:
-Honey, he's drowning, we gotta help him!
-Oh let it drown, the Serbian scum!!!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
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