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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 17-03-2006, 05:08 AM
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Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
You forgot about the part where its cold coffee....

You forgot about the part where its cold coffee. Cold, old, decaf coffee.

I've felt that way when I walk into my job :tai:


Only I'd be the one upside down thinking, "Screw the coffee"
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-03-2006, 07:52 PM
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Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
How do you tell a squirrel is gay? It wants to...

How do you tell a squirrel is gay? It wants to chew on your nuts!

Wait a minute, this isn't the bad joke thread...


There once was a man that could duplicate anything he touched. So, he had chosen...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 23-10-2005, 05:43 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
I got ya beat on this one. We got Fry's...

I got ya beat on this one. We got Fry's electronics in Texas too. (that and I know where san jose is... hehehehe)

I know a lot of fools who don't know what to do with sport utilites, and saying...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 29-09-2005, 06:54 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Never break the bulb with your fingers while it...

Never break the bulb with your fingers while it is lit...


What do you call a blonde with four braincells? Pregnant with triplets.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2005, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
That's one reason I don't dance. The other is I...

That's one reason I don't dance. The other is I don't know how anyway LOL

But seriously, I don't have a problem with any of those things. You want to wear my clothes just go right ahead :bleh:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-09-2005, 07:11 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Is he the one with the wallet? The victor writes...

Is he the one with the wallet?

The victor writes the history books.
The genius writes the science books.
The one with the wallet buys the goods.

So who, and with what, can write the books of love :P
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-09-2005, 01:57 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Geez. At least I'm not that stupid. I don't drink...

Geez. At least I'm not that stupid. I don't drink beer :roflol:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-09-2005, 08:01 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Heheheh. It doesn't work that way... cause the...

Heheheh.



It doesn't work that way... cause the girl that changed to a guy would be ugly as sh*t. Not to mention this is the opposite (and less funny) than the one I posted earlier.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 28-08-2005, 03:43 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
So what happens when there is a bear 4x in size...

So what happens when there is a bear 4x in size than a normal bear? Act to small to be appealing.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
The chick thinks the guy is too stupid to...

The chick thinks the guy is too stupid to convince anyone to sleep with him.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-08-2005, 06:42 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
A guy walks up to a chick and says, Hey, don't I...

A guy walks up to a chick and says, Hey, don't I know you?
The chick says, Perhaps in name only, for you are too stupid to know anyone.
As usual, the guy doesn't get it.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-08-2005, 07:12 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Sounds like something I think I would do. Way to...

Sounds like something I think I would do. Way to go! :ok:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-08-2005, 01:57 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Why do chickens walk 'cross the road? They are...

Why do chickens walk 'cross the road?

They are too stupid to fly. LOL

(Not to mention that most of them are clipped and bred to be too fat to fly...)
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 09-08-2005, 01:07 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
You pressed a button on the keyboard. You have -1...

You pressed a button on the keyboard. You have -1 seconds to...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-08-2005, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
More like Awww, *Meeep*! LOL but enough with...

More like Awww, *Meeep*! LOL

but enough with the situational jokes :tai:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Sounds about right man. I'm glad I'm an athiest :D

Sounds about right man. I'm glad I'm an athiest :D
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-08-2005, 04:37 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Some people believe that hell is re-living the...

Some people believe that hell is re-living the most miserable day of your life, and some believe its living your worst nightmare. Personally I believe in neither.

Its day 1 in hell, Bob and his wife...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 04:09 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Mommy, why did all the dinosaurs go away? *a...

Mommy, why did all the dinosaurs go away? *a strange buzz comes from the tv*
Recent Non-existant evidence shows that volcanic activity in the atmosphere may have caused impotency, and in severe...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 03:36 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
Here's another old one: There was a magical...

Here's another old one:

There was a magical grass-hopper being chased by a bird. The grasshopper told two guys if they saved it it would give each a wish. So they freed the grasshopper from the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 01:07 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
There was once a man with a pet rat. He loved his...

There was once a man with a pet rat. He loved his rat, and kept it in the basement of his house. This man had a sleeping disorder, and he would toss and turn in his sleep thinking about rats. Every...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-08-2005, 03:03 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,658
Posted By blastradius14
A man walks into a bar and says: Two wiskeys to...

A man walks into a bar and says: Two wiskeys to the bartender. The bartender askes him what the occasion is as he is engulfing the first one, and he just says I got my first blow job. The bartender...
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