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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-10-2005, 08:50 PM
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Posted By Unknown Hero
Don't forget about these ;) YOU KNOW YOU'RE...

Don't forget about these ;)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE CROATIAN WHEN

Enormous list follows
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Let's say these match my case. :ok: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Please people, don't quote huge posts in...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 28-09-2005, 06:47 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
What benefits we Croatians have! :angel: :angel:...

What benefits we Croatians have! :angel: :angel: :angel:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 18-09-2005, 05:59 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Sky news after WTC crash: (read the message...

Sky news after WTC crash:
(read the message cerafully!)
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-09-2005, 02:20 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
The Creation In the beginning, there was the...

The Creation


In the beginning, there was the computer. And God said,
c:\> Let there be light!
Enter user ID.
c:\> God
Enter password.
c:\> Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 02:24 AM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
One day fisherman catched a golden fish. She...

One day fisherman catched a golden fish. She said: "Don't eat me, I'm golden fish and I will ....."
"Yummy!", said the fisherman.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-08-2005, 03:31 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Knock, knock Who's there? Nice to meet you who!...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nice to meet you who! :bye:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-08-2005, 10:19 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
One day John was going home from work, and just...

One day John was going home from work, and just when he started to cross the road he heard a shout: "STOP!" He stopped and saw a maniac driving a car 200mph. Someone saved his life, but he couldn't...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-07-2005, 01:46 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Jean Claude Van Damme and James Bond meet each...

Jean Claude Van Damme and James Bond meet each other:
"My name is Bond, James Bond!"
"My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme!"
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-06-2005, 08:16 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Two zeroes are walking on the street. One sees...

Two zeroes are walking on the street. One sees eight and says: "Just look at that biatch, she tied herslef on the hips!"

What is small green and is barking?
A frog with talking defect!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 03-05-2005, 02:53 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
This is what I was talking about (just...

This is what I was talking about (just reverse)!!!



CIA was looking for new detective. 2 men and a woman applied. Every one of the three passed every test but last one. They were told that they...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-05-2005, 07:15 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
This depends of how you write binary. I will...

This depends of how you write binary. I will agree with Beef that 10000000000 is equal to 1.

01 is 2. Why? Because in number 01, 0 stands for 2 with exponent 0, and 1 stands for 2 with exponent 1,...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-04-2005, 01:26 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Ooh, yes it is!!! :D Anagrams are words or...

Ooh, yes it is!!! :D


Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-04-2005, 10:58 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
A bit long but it was ok :ok: [/b][/quote] It's...

A bit long but it was ok :ok: [/b][/quote]
It's a bit long because I had to explain everything. In real life I will just say 'He didn't make it to the other side', and then if somebody don't...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-04-2005, 08:48 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Another one about road that I made by...

Another one about road that I made by myself.

Why didn't a cripple cross the road?
He didn't make it to the other side before the car arived.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-04-2005, 09:19 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
I made this one myself while I was reading 'that...

I made this one myself while I was reading 'that one'.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares if it isn't chicken!?
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 31-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
At the end WW2 fascists were 'hunted' by...

At the end WW2 fascists were 'hunted' by comunists. Fascists run and hid in a well. Comunists arrived near well and asked themselfs:
"Where could those fascists be???"
Other soldier said: "Maybe in...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 30-03-2005, 11:06 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
You forgot number 22. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo...

You forgot number

22. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (This is a correct English sentence...) [/b][/quote]
Yea right: Da bi bi(je)lo bilo bilo bil(je)o bilo....
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 30-03-2005, 08:18 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Woman came to visit her husband at the hospital....

Woman came to visit her husband at the hospital. When she arrived, she told him what happened during the voyage:
She didn't have the money to pay the taxi, so the taxist told her: "You can suck, or...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-03-2005, 08:57 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
What a perfect practice to learn British accent!...

What a perfect practice to learn British accent! LOL LOL LOL LOL :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-12-2004, 08:12 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
What's the difference batween chicken and...

What's the difference batween chicken and elephant???

None, they are both yellow...cept. elephant! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 10-12-2004, 10:07 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
It's monday, and mr. Smith went home hungry as...

It's monday, and mr. Smith went home hungry as wolf!
"What's for lunch?" - he asked
"Rabbit!" - responded mrs. Smith
"I loooove rabbits!"

Tomorrow: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"We had rabbit...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-12-2004, 09:09 PM
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Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Mujo arrived at border and wanted to pass it with...

Mujo arrived at border and wanted to pass it with his elephant. So he put two slices of bread on elephant's ears, one on each. And when the policeman at border asked him: "Where are you going with...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-12-2004, 12:38 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
Nope, that's the driver personaly!

Nope, that's the driver personaly!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-12-2004, 12:31 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
I'm so sorry to be a bearer of bad news! :( The...

I'm so sorry to be a bearer of bad news! :(

The santa claus decided to go to Split (here!) on vacation....and he liked it here so much, that he decided to stay forever!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-12-2004, 10:04 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,505
Posted By Unknown Hero
And I think this is what you'd call safe sex!

And I think this is what you'd call safe sex!
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