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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-06-2006, 07:58 AM
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Posted By ReamusLQ
Warning: Racist joke below! Do not read if you...

Warning: Racist joke below! Do not read if you are easily offended!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 17-06-2006, 07:52 AM
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Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
I find racist jokes hilarious because they are...

I find racist jokes hilarious because they are based on stereo-types, and those are just hilarious. I don't find them offensive at all.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2005, 02:14 PM
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Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
that doesn't apply to all girls... :whistle:...

that doesn't apply to all girls... :whistle: (interpret that as you will
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2005, 05:06 AM
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Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Oh come on! Give me SOME credit! I am too...

Oh come on! Give me SOME credit! I am too smooth and have too much respect for girls than to use some stupid pickup line.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2005, 03:45 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
:O! You stole my joke! :bleh: [/b][/quote] did...

:O!
You stole my joke! :bleh: [/b][/quote]
did not, I heard that LONG before you told it to me!

Pickup line Comebacks!

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-09-2005, 02:06 PM
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Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a...

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
...not true! You're a liar! I never do that! ...

...not true! You're a liar! I never do that! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER :ranting: <-- that's as close to a tantrum as I could get.


Ok Ok, so maybe sometimes I do, but come on! Who could...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-08-2005, 09:14 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
hehe...I've heard that one...it makes me smile

hehe...I've heard that one...it makes me smile
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-08-2005, 06:00 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
When I was in high school I used to be terrified...

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my
girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting
to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open
the door and immediately...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 12-08-2005, 08:54 PM
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Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because...

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk! :roflol:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 30-07-2005, 09:03 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
laugh my @$$ off, rolling on floor laughing

laugh my @$$ off, rolling on floor laughing
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-07-2005, 07:53 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and...

The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 20-07-2005, 09:03 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
he...that's actually not that bad

he...that's actually not that bad
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 18-07-2005, 08:29 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
because of your "safety reasons" no translation...

because of your "safety reasons" no translation software on the web can work with that joke (I doubt you have so many typos in there...). :D [/b][/quote]
that's actually how it's spelled in the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 18-07-2005, 08:08 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Yes, it's from Wicked Words, I think.:D One of...

Yes, it's from Wicked Words, I think.:D One of the best in the series. I love Horrible Histories, although I'm far too old for them, of course (I usually pretend to be getting them for my little...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-07-2005, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Oh come on Danny, this is a fun thread that goes...

Oh come on Danny, this is a fun thread that goes through slow periods, followed by a few bursts of jokes, then slows down a bit. There's no real reason for this thread to be closed simply because it...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 13-07-2005, 08:07 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
don't think too much about it Beef on the Bone,...

don't think too much about it Beef on the Bone, other wise almost ALL jokes aren't funny, just stupid.

Here's a funny situation that actually happened to me, and it really pissed me off.

Before I...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 20-05-2005, 09:07 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
I find it not so HAHA Funny, but just really damn...

I find it not so HAHA Funny, but just really damn amusing :bleh:
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 10-05-2005, 08:58 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 10-05-2005, 04:14 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
Girl 1 - Are you religious? Girl 2 - Umm...uh,...

Girl 1 - Are you religious?

Girl 2 - Umm...uh, well, I guess I'm a uh...non-practicing Jew

Girl 1 - Really? I'm a non-practicing Virgin!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-05-2005, 12:03 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
So did you hear the Tampabay Buckaneers are going...

So did you hear the Tampabay Buckaneers are going to combine w/ the Greenbay Packers? They're going to call themselves Tampax. The only problem is, they only have one string and they're only good...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 28-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
hahahaha!

hahahaha!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-04-2005, 09:30 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
What did one lesbian vampire say to the...

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

"See you next month"
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 26-02-2005, 03:22 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,503
Posted By ReamusLQ
see how long it takes to piss HIM...

see how long it takes to piss HIM (http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html) off
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