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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 17-07-2005, 10:42 AM
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Posted By Mahar Vairo
From actual Exam papers: The parts of speech are...

From actual Exam papers:

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

People who live in Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 16-07-2005, 11:06 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
For all you health buffs out there: A little...

For all you health buffs out there:

A little honey is good for you - until your wife finds out.

THe human body, with proper care, will last a lifetime

My housemaid's knee has been giving me...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 12-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
...sigh... I prefer clean jokes. Anyway sticking...

...sigh... I prefer clean jokes.

Anyway sticking with ryhmes:

There once was a woman of bright
who could travel much faster then light.
She left one day,
in a relative way,
and returned the...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 12-06-2005, 03:25 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
ahhh... I just remembered some ryhmes from...

ahhh... I just remembered some ryhmes from school:

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in the closet.
And every time she let it out,
it left a little...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 12-06-2005, 11:02 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
What kind of thread will leave you in stitches?

What kind of thread will leave you in stitches?
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-06-2005, 11:34 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
If you want a clean joke here's one. splash......

If you want a clean joke here's one.

splash... splash..
rinse... rinse...

now just wait for it to dry.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-06-2005, 09:41 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
I did cut out the portion of pic with photodraw...

I did cut out the portion of pic with photodraw and then by enhancements I use sharpen and blur options to make it clear. Try it.

P.S. if you don't understand what I said, just ask I'll try to be...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-06-2005, 08:19 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
You know what else is funny, phrases like: It's...

You know what else is funny, phrases like:

It's a piece of cake(it rarely is)

Don't worry, it's all under control(what do think?)

(and the all time classic)

It could be worst.(never ever say...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-06-2005, 07:09 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
I like most of those jokes. I find this quite...

I like most of those jokes.

I find this quite funny, what do you think
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-06-2005, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,498
Posted By Mahar Vairo
Phew! I thought I'd never finish reading all does...

Phew! I thought I'd never finish reading all does jokes.

@Veteran -"Manny is that you"
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