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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 27-05-2007, 09:25 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
You know you have been using too much computer...

You know you have been using too much computer when....

You drive your car over the cliff and the first thing youre trying to do is to push "undo" button.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-11-2006, 05:35 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
This was one of the best joke's i've ever heard....

This was one of the best joke's i've ever heard. I have never laughed so much!

On the backstage at Hamlet, we (the guys) were talking about Titanic, the movie. One of us mentioned the scene, where...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-10-2006, 07:09 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
My new idol. But hey! I got a joke. A potato...

My new idol.

But hey! I got a joke.

A potato seller was walking down a street with a sack full of potatoes. When he passed a skycraper, he heard a voice : Gimme potatoe's, gimme potatoe's.

That...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2006, 08:45 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
"YEEAH! Finland finally won the Eurovision Song...

"YEEAH! Finland finally won the Eurovision Song Contest!"
"Finland? I tought those guys were from Mordor!"
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 11-03-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
LOL Here's some stuff from the mouths of...

LOL


Here's some stuff from the mouths of children:


"My mom is so beatiful, because she has long tits"

"Never try to vacuum your cat"
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 10-03-2006, 10:53 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Here's one: A couple is preparing to go to bed...

Here's one:

A couple is preparing to go to bed (to sleep), but the wife is rubbing some sort of cream on her breasts.

Man: What are you doing?
Wife: Im tired of my small breasts. I want bigger. Im...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 22-10-2005, 12:26 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Did you knew that Titans name and avatar...

Did you knew that Titans name and avatar mix?

Because Titan can be spelled: Tit-an!

LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 20-10-2005, 11:39 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
FBI agent is trying to defuse the bomb that...

FBI agent is trying to defuse the bomb that terrorist have planted in a huge sky-craper. The other agent is in the lobby, giving information trought the cellphone about the bomb defusing.

FBI...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 29-09-2005, 02:36 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Ha! Finnish people also have benefits! Heres a...

Ha! Finnish people also have benefits!

Heres a joke in finnish:

Kaksi majavaa syömässä lounasta:
Majava1 (Avatessaan lounas laatikkoa):Vaimoni aina hemmottelee minua.
Majava2:Mitenkä niin?
Majava1...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 27-09-2005, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
:roflol: *clears tears* That was one of the best...

:roflol:
*clears tears* That was one of the best jokes ive ever heard.
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 20-09-2005, 12:17 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Mommy! Mommy! When do we get that swimming...

Mommy! Mommy! When do we get that swimming pool?

Shut up and keep spitting!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-09-2005, 12:13 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Boy joke: Three boys were sented to the...

Boy joke:

Three boys were sented to the principal:

Principal to boy 1: Okay, what did you do?
Boy 1: I threw the stone in the river
Principal: Thats nothing. (To boy 2) And what did you do?
Boy 2:I...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 09-09-2005, 02:53 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
*Laughs hysterically* LOL LOL LOL LOL

*Laughs hysterically*
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 09-09-2005, 02:08 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Heres a wierd joke...... A man went to the...

Heres a wierd joke......

A man went to the store. RUUVIMEISSELI
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 07-09-2005, 12:03 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
A fantasy joke: Why cant headless drive...

A fantasy joke:

Why cant headless drive carts?
Because they drive headlessly! LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 02:41 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Two frogs are hopping on the highway. Frog...

Two frogs are hopping on the highway.

Frog 1:Watch out for that ca[SPLUT]
Frog 2:What ca[SPLUT]
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-08-2005, 01:02 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
How many mademan(Mafia guys) can change a light...

How many mademan(Mafia guys) can change a light bulb?
Three.
First one changes the bulb, second guards his back and third one shoots the eye-witnesses. LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-08-2005, 09:11 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
You might have heard this or someone may have...

You might have heard this or someone may have already posted this:

Two muffins are in oven:
Muffin 1:Oh,its so hot in here
Muffin 2:Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!
LOL
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 21-07-2005, 12:04 PM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
Another doctor joke! Patient:Doctor! Doctor! Ive...

Another doctor joke!

Patient:Doctor! Doctor! Ive become an invisible!
Doctor: Next patient!
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 12-06-2005, 11:11 AM
Replies: 1,478
Views: 88,487
Posted By TheChosen
TV reporter was interviewing 4-year old kid in...

TV reporter was interviewing 4-year old kid in the streets.

Reporter:What is your name?
Kid:........
Reporter:Well....how old are you?
Kid:.........
Reporter:What do you think about the...
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