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Forum: Forum Games 31-03-2016, 08:43 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Holy hell this game is still going on? Last time...

Holy hell this game is still going on? Last time I logged on was in 2011...
Forum: Forum Games 31-10-2011, 08:26 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Wow, I started this 4 years ago and it's still...

Wow, I started this 4 years ago and it's still going strong. I feel a bit of self accomplishment now :3:

Granted. In lieu of watching television, people now take to finding their entertainment...
Forum: Introductions, Farewells and Returns 12-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,856
Posted By ReamusLQ
Привет мои друзя!

Yeah, so after having been gone for a little over two years, serving in Moscow, Russia as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the great betrayed founder of Rome has...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 22-10-2007, 03:33 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,917
Posted By ReamusLQ
Thank you to everyone who sends their best wishes...

Thank you to everyone who sends their best wishes with me. To those of you fools who didn't...bugger off! I'm just kidding. But seriously, thank you again. I've really enjoyed this community, and...
Forum: Forum Games 21-10-2007, 08:14 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted. It is the happiest birthday anyone has...

Granted. It is the happiest birthday anyone has ever had in the entire existence of mankind. Unfortunately every birthday after this one sucks and is incredibly disappointing because none of them...
Forum: Forum Games 19-10-2007, 11:17 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
granted, you now spend the nights thawing because...

granted, you now spend the nights thawing because you are completely frozen to the core.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish the first time.
Forum: Forum Games 19-10-2007, 07:21 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
granted, but you get a little over zealous...

granted, but you get a little over zealous playing Tennis with the Wii-mote and it flies from your hand and smashes your TV and the glass shards slice your eyeballs and you are now blind so you can...
Forum: Forum Games 19-10-2007, 04:17 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
granted. Your stomach is expanded ten fold and...

granted. Your stomach is expanded ten fold and your bodies tolerance for caffeine increases by just as much. Unfortunately you are in a terrible car accident and they have to completely remove your...
Forum: Forum Games 19-10-2007, 05:24 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted; unfortunately it comes about by you...

Granted; unfortunately it comes about by you winning the tournament and then strapping 200 pounds of C-4 to your chest and upon him congratulating you, you detonate the explosives and blow up...
Forum: Forum Games 16-10-2007, 08:43 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted; you were so drunk you died from alcohol...

Granted; you were so drunk you died from alcohol poisoning.

BTW: The Neo-skoptzy group in The Stars My Destination had all of their nerve endings severed, simply existing while not experiencing any...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 16-10-2007, 06:55 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,917
Posted By ReamusLQ
Are you kidding? Compared to the Russian Mafia...

Are you kidding? Compared to the Russian Mafia my avatar is hardly intimidating ;-)
Forum: Forum Games 16-10-2007, 12:12 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted. The top ten movies ever made are shown....

Granted. The top ten movies ever made are shown. Unfortunately their is a global power outage and by the time everything is restored to normal all that is showing is a 500 hour teletubby...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 15-10-2007, 11:58 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,917
Posted By ReamusLQ
We aren't allowed internet access. Well, I guess...

We aren't allowed internet access. Well, I guess that isn't true, because I can e-mail my family once a week, but that's it.
Forum: Forum Games 15-10-2007, 02:28 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted. Unfortunately the temperature randomly...

Granted. Unfortunately the temperature randomly spikes to 200 degrees and your ice cream instantly melts into a messy puddle on the floor, which is then attacked by red fire ants so there's no...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-10-2007, 11:58 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,917
Posted By ReamusLQ
To start off, this isn't a drama thread, this is...

To start off, this isn't a drama thread, this is simply to inform everyone because I've always enjoyed this community and the people who make it up.

So some of you already know, I will soon be...
Forum: Forum Games 08-10-2007, 12:24 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted. All of the old classics have now been...

Granted. All of the old classics have now been remade, the game engines completely changed, the graphics redesigned to stunning 3D images, and the games have all of the potential in the universe to...
Forum: Forum Games 07-10-2007, 12:51 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted, it is now -80 C every day now for the...

Granted, it is now -80 C every day now for the rest of the earth's existence. Thanks a lot you selfish jerk!

I wish I could do planche push-ups.
Forum: Forum Games 06-10-2007, 08:12 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted; you now have absolutely no friends,...

Granted; you now have absolutely no friends, family, or associates with whom you could go out with even if you wanted.

I wish I could speak fluent Russian
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-10-2007, 07:07 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,446
Posted By ReamusLQ
Just a quick update. The video won first place...

Just a quick update.

The video won first place (Best Picture) at the Campus level out of 150+ entries, and is now an entry in the Regional competition. It's pretty sweet.
Forum: Forum Games 04-10-2007, 05:49 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted, they now over cook broccoli and other...

Granted, they now over cook broccoli and other horrible foods by more than seven hours by using the one hot-plate in the office located on your desk.

I wish I was anorexic
Forum: Forum Games 02-10-2007, 07:03 PM
Replies: 10,635
Views: 431,112
Posted By ReamusLQ
^ Thinks that Chosen thinks that he thinks that...

^ Thinks that Chosen thinks that he thinks that he is a sniper...or something along those lines. Either way they are too busy thinking and don't notice me sniping them both in the back of their...
Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-10-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,446
Posted By ReamusLQ
So this video is in a competition and my brother...

So this video is in a competition and my brother wrote the music for it, so check out the video, give it a good rating (if you like it), leave positive comments (if you like it), and spread the word....
Forum: Forum Games 01-10-2007, 08:25 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted, except now they have web cams and you...

Granted, except now they have web cams and you have to not only listen to them whine and complain the entire game, but you have to watch them "wank" while you play the game :wink:

I wish for lots...
Forum: Forum Games 01-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
@ J@nek: Granted, except the island in the...

@ J@nek: Granted, except the island in the Caribbean you are on is actually a tiny little sand bar in the middle of the ocean surrounded man eating sharks and all you have to occupy you is a huge...
Forum: Forum Games 01-10-2007, 04:42 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 100,058
Posted By ReamusLQ
Granted. All humans lose the ability show any...

Granted. All humans lose the ability show any emotion except for the following: :yawn:

I wish for a corn dog so big that even God couldn't eat it.
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