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Forum: Forum Games 28-09-2009, 03:15 PM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard Albanian miners that you employed decide you're... Albanian miners that you employed decide you're not paying them enough, and decide to boycott. The price of your company rapidly falls and I buy it for a dollar, and make a Trekkie wax museum inside...

Forum: Forum Games 31-08-2009, 11:58 AM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard And then M-Day happens again, and they all die in... And then M-Day happens again, and they all die in great torture. I make a hippy circle with hot teenaged british chicks and we proceed to eat mushrooms and trip all around the hill.

Forum: Forum Games 23-08-2009, 09:24 PM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard You get arrested for being naked in public. I... You get arrested for being naked in public. I take over the hill and take a big dump on the top of it, and then proceed to eating and rubbing myself with my own feces, enjoying every moment of it....

Forum: Forum Games 30-05-2009, 03:05 AM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard I kill all the Lemmings with a flamethrower, and... I kill all the Lemmings with a flamethrower, and build myself a harem with biatczhes..

Forum: Forum Games 25-04-2009, 11:20 AM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard Wow, I didn't expect the Spanish... Wow, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition... Anyway, I use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to clear the place out, and go on to build the Knights who say: NI! . . .

Forum: Forum Games 23-04-2009, 01:39 PM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard I get real angry at you, turn green and "Me smash... I get real angry at you, turn green and "Me smash your stone!" Then I relocate the position of the lost Vault and repopulate it. Yay, Vault 11 is back...

Forum: Forum Games 22-04-2009, 09:11 PM

Replies: 246 King of the Hill Views: 30,733 Posted By The Bard One day they manage to actually divide by zero... One day they manage to actually divide by zero and the whole universe instantly disappears and gets replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable, and on the parallel-universe bizarre and...

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