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Forum: Forum Games 26-06-2010, 02:39 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
you're not, you're dead i wish the stupid roller...

you're not, you're dead

i wish the stupid roller coasters next to my house finally went away. god damn techno and god damn kids
Forum: Forum Games 17-01-2009, 10:06 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
they're good. they're so good, they stuff up your...

they're good. they're so good, they stuff up your guts and you can;t make poo anymore

i wish i could turn bricks into gold
Forum: Forum Games 12-10-2008, 11:12 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted you have exactly 20 $ i wish for donkey...

granted you have exactly 20 $

i wish for donkey which transfers money distributively from all bank accounts on the world and gives money in coins to me
Forum: Forum Games 24-05-2008, 09:59 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
mysterious time machine fixed it. you didn't see...

mysterious time machine fixed it. you didn't see it. it poked your rear while asleep

i wish dosraider shaved himself
Forum: Forum Games 02-05-2008, 08:58 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
man it's so handy, it's actually chained to your...

man it's so handy, it's actually chained to your hand. you die of starvation

i wish i wasn't so tired
Forum: Forum Games 18-04-2008, 09:16 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted. you get so fat that you can't even see...

granted. you get so fat that you can't even see your dinagling when you pee

i wish i didn't say dingaling in this post
Forum: Forum Games 05-04-2008, 11:07 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted, it's jaws in your leg i wish my...

granted, it's jaws in your leg

i wish my sentence made some sense
Forum: Forum Games 05-02-2008, 08:37 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted. now you screw a turkey i wish i didn't...

granted. now you screw a turkey

i wish i didn't have to move to new house
Forum: Forum Games 19-01-2008, 08:31 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted, i wish for the end of the universe i...

granted, i wish for the end of the universe

i wish you looked few posts above and seen his girlfriend
Forum: Forum Games 13-01-2008, 01:08 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
_r.u.s.s. now uses brand new technology called...

_r.u.s.s. now uses brand new technology called "inter-heat", where you put 2 people in to a machine, having sex, which uses the soundwaves and sweat to generate heat. so with a help of dosraider and...
Forum: Forum Games 13-01-2008, 12:52 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
you get it...

you get it (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:IZ2A--QA3GyYCM:http://www.nextdoor-grannies.co.uk/images/libby1-big.jpg)

i wish for a coffee
Forum: Forum Games 12-01-2008, 04:16 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted you forget to put a wish in this topic,...

granted you forget to put a wish in this topic, then a huge cantelope in size of a truck jumps on your stomach. you vomit your guts and die

i wish i didn't have to see it
Forum: Forum Games 12-01-2008, 11:05 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
wait wait wait. and what is so "corrupt" about...

wait wait wait.

and what is so "corrupt" about this?
Forum: Forum Games 04-11-2007, 05:08 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
now every kid bows in front of you and kisses the...

now every kid bows in front of you and kisses the feet. you get imprisoned for sexual harassment

i wish for peace of mind
Forum: Forum Games 04-11-2007, 12:00 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
*chadtherodentslayer just got pwned by...

*chadtherodentslayer just got pwned by dosraider*

i wish i didnt have to copy paste chadtherodentslayer's name
Forum: Forum Games 14-10-2007, 09:41 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
so we did, including you (right.. you sarted...

so we did, including you (right.. you sarted dancing)

i wish i didnt have to wake up so early tomorrow
Forum: Forum Games 14-10-2007, 08:37 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted. you, though, became a sadomasochists...

granted. you, though, became a sadomasochists (you know, kinky porn can spoil you)

i wish<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chumloofah @ Oct 14 2007, 09:39 PM) 316111</div> didnt make me laugh so hard
Forum: Forum Games 14-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
yay, its nuclear winter i wish for funnier posts...

yay, its nuclear winter

i wish for funnier posts from people who wish for earlier xmas :P
Forum: Forum Games 14-10-2007, 09:15 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
your eye pecks itself i wish for new topic

your eye pecks itself

i wish for new topic
Forum: Forum Games 13-10-2007, 10:33 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
you get a turkey sandwich. and the turkey pecked...

you get a turkey sandwich. and the turkey pecked your eye

i wish for the same as the person above but with dead fried turkey instead
Forum: Forum Games 13-10-2007, 10:41 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
you managed to do so with your breath taking rush...

you managed to do so with your breath taking rush of feces while sitting in a public toilet cabin

i wish for healty stomach
Forum: Forum Games 07-10-2007, 06:54 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
you ... :D i wish for telly

you

... :D

i wish for telly
Forum: Forum Games 07-10-2007, 02:33 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted, you v got no desktop at all i wish for...

granted, you v got no desktop at all

i wish for a new i pod
Forum: Forum Games 06-10-2007, 10:13 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
granted, and you get .. SNAAAAAAKEEEEEE i wish...

granted, and you get .. SNAAAAAAKEEEEEE

i wish for picture of somebody in a full size *cough cough*
Forum: Forum Games 30-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,502
Posted By _r.u.s.s.
your doo doo is here...

your doo doo is here http://eroundlake.com/blog/uploaded_images...dent-768505.jpg (http://eroundlake.com/blog/uploaded_images/strange-car-accident-768505.jpg)

i wish for optic fibres
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