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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 21-08-2006, 03:31 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s An International archeological conference. first... An International archeological conference. first a german archeologist takes the stand. -we have dug 10 metres into german soil and have found copper. this proves that 100 years ago german allready...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2006, 01:55 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s three shops are standing in a row. so to make... three shops are standing in a row. so to make himeslf different the owner of the rightmost shop hangs a sign "we have lowest prices!". owner of the leftmost shop decides to keep up and hangs a sign...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-07-2006, 12:48 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s what he meant to say was: "highly repected... what he meant to say was: "highly repected Grider, would you be so kind as to show me your joke please" don't pick on people for their [lack of] grammar.

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 28-06-2006, 01:31 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Grinder @ Jun 28... <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Grinder @ Jun 28 2006, 03:23 PM) 240176</div> LOL :hysterical: LOL :hysterical: LOL :hysterical: LOL :wallbash: you're killing me, say it again! :wallbash: LOL ...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 16-06-2006, 11:18 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s A black person is crawling through the desert. he... A black person is crawling through the desert. he is thirsty and on his last strength when he suddenly finds a lamp. He rubs it, a genie comes out and tells him he has three wishes. "okay -says the...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 15-06-2006, 11:01 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s no. But I've seen and told jokes like that. and... no. But I've seen and told jokes like that. and jesus asketh the people (has to be said in a that old style schurch lexicon): what am I? and the people did answer: you are the the representation of...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 15-06-2006, 12:07 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s I don't know if I like it- I haven't been able to... I don't know if I like it- I haven't been able to read it :max: and I never said it was mumbo-jumbo I said it gives insight into national menatlity. no insult intended. BTW, that's definetly romanian...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s I'm aware of that. however jokes have been posted... I'm aware of that. however jokes have been posted many times that weren't in english and while some of the enjoyment of the joke is lost in translation some is retained or at the very least (if the...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-06-2006, 10:07 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Himmler @ Jun 13... <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Himmler @ Jun 13 2006, 11:39 PM) 236552</div> listen, we don't care if we won't get it- If you want to post something in a foreign language, post a translation (it's not...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-05-2006, 12:52 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s /\ .| there's nothing there! /\ .| there's nothing there!

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-03-2006, 11:26 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s another newsflash: "Today a mongolian kite was... another newsflash: "Today a mongolian kite was shot down by anti air defence. So there's no airforce in Mongolia anymore. having heard about that minister of defence has shot himself. now there's...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 25-02-2006, 11:57 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s Washington DC., November 2004 (Sound of intercom... Washington DC., November 2004 (Sound of intercom buzzing) (Remote voice) Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you. †Good! Send her in. (Remote voice)Yessir! (Sound of door opening) ‡Good...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-02-2006, 10:04 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s well yeah... :whistle:... well yeah... :whistle: ******QuoteBegin-gregor[/i]@Feb 24 2006, 01:52 PM Why do the call the airport TERMINAL, if flying with planes is supposed to be safe?[/quote] you haven't been to the "terminal...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 23-02-2006, 10:37 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s I have remebered a joke (about artifical... I have remebered a joke (about artifical intelegence), hope it hasn't been told yet: the americans have buildt a giant super computer to help them in their military operations. the head general sak...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-10-2005, 09:17 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s Let's say these match my case. :ok: :ph34r: ... Let's say these match my case. :ok: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: Please people, don't quote huge posts in their entirity if you've only got a little comment to add. Think of all the mouse wheels...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 29-09-2005, 06:37 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s first of all, клёв (klov)- is when the fish are... first of all, клёв (klov)- is when the fish are biting the hook (which is to say the general time when they do it alot, not the precise moment of biting) клёво (klovo) -is a slang word of "cool" or...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 29-09-2005, 05:25 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s ну коль пошла ткакя пьянка, дайте и я что нибудь... ну коль пошла ткакя пьянка, дайте и я что нибудь расскажу: (here is a joke in russian, offcourse completely untranslateble) сидят два нарика, разговаривают: -ну что будем делать? -на рыбалку...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2005, 05:56 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s those who know, have seen it allready, and the... those who know, have seen it allready, and the rest of us have no clue as to what you are talking about, why don't you post a small movie of it?

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 14-08-2005, 06:54 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s perhaps it's because I'm a guy, but neither do I.... perhaps it's because I'm a guy, but neither do I. :blink:

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 06-08-2005, 06:01 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s a person dies and finds himself in a horrid... a person dies and finds himself in a horrid place: some people are whiped by demons, other are being boiled in giant pots... suddenly he notices a door, so he goes in and sees a whole bunch of people...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 05-08-2005, 12:51 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s well, my friend, eather I'm completely bonkers,... well, my friend, eather I'm completely bonkers, or that story wasn't actualy funny. it's far too long for a joke too...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-08-2005, 10:09 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s I don't get it, you don't put ANY ***** in a... I don't get it, you don't put ANY ***** in a condom, a chicken wouldn't fit. [/b][/quote] you must be buying smaller sizes then :D if you really didn't get it, then I apologise for my stupid joke....

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-08-2005, 10:00 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s what is the difference between a condom and a... what is the difference between a condom and a cockpit? you can only put one **** in a condom.

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-08-2005, 05:37 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s - When did the english judges start wearing black... - When did the english judges start wearing black clothes? - when they were mourning queen Victoria. - But why do they still wear them now? - well she's still dead, isn't she? At excavation in...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 31-07-2005, 05:34 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,359 Posted By a1s more knockout jokes: knock,knock who's... more knockout jokes: knock,knock who's there? Boo. boo who? don't cry, it's only a joke. knock,knock who's there?

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