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Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 02-11-2004, 04:10 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox I'm not sure if you'll get this one but i'll give... I'm not sure if you'll get this one but i'll give it a try: Why do Slovenians play the harmonica vertically? -So they would'nt pass the border!

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-10-2004, 07:52 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox One day, in a mental facility, a nut was... One day, in a mental facility, a nut was 'walking' a tin can he cald Fifi down a corridor, when a psychaitrist asks him: -So, how are you and Fifi doing today? -You moron, can't xou see tis is just...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 26-09-2004, 02:47 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox I know a couple of Jew jokes, but their pretty... I know a couple of Jew jokes, but their pretty disguisting, so I'll just start with (in my opinion) the lest disguisting: Hitler is standing on an edge of a cliff and a couple of Germans bring him a...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 25-09-2004, 08:28 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Why is a blonde sitting on top of a 14-floor high... Why is a blonde sitting on top of a 14-floor high building at the bottom of wich is a coffee bar? -Drinks are on the house!

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-09-2004, 07:40 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Why can't a Serb get infected with the AIDS... Why can't a Serb get infected with the AIDS virus? -Even a virus has its dignity...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-09-2004, 07:25 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox What's a blonde that colors her hair... What's a blonde that colors her hair black? -Artaffitial intelligence? What's the difference between a Yeti and a smart blonde? -Some people say they have actually seen a Yeti!

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 24-09-2004, 07:21 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Why did God create a blonde? -Becoase he couldn't... Why did God create a blonde? -Becoase he couldn't teach a goat to bring a man his beer! Why did he create a brunette? -He couldn't teach the blonde either!

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 23-09-2004, 06:07 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox @Stobe: both! No, Windows is not a Virus. ... @Stobe: both! No, Windows is not a Virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.) They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that. 2.) Viruses use up valuable system resources,...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 22-09-2004, 04:41 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Why does the blonde carry a car door around? -So... Why does the blonde carry a car door around? -So she can open it when it's hot I know the joke sux, but I'm all out of blonde jokes...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 22-09-2004, 04:21 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox lol :D , and again I got reminded of another... lol :D , and again I got reminded of another joke: Mujo and Haso were out fishing and Mujo caught a gold fish ( this is becoming a clishey, isn't it ), so the fish says: -If you let me go, I'll...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 21-09-2004, 05:55 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox That one about the swede and the brick reminded... That one about the swede and the brick reminded me of another blonde joke: -You throw a blonde and a brick out of a plane, wich one will drop first? -Well, the brick naturally, the blonde will get...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 20-09-2004, 01:46 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox God if I knew you were going to be so sensitive... God if I knew you were going to be so sensitive 'bout the joke, i would never have wrote them, well, anyway here's one I hope you wont criticise this one, and hopefully you'll all get it Mujo and...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-09-2004, 10:05 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Mujo's wife had given birth to twins, so Mujo... Mujo's wife had given birth to twins, so Mujo decides to call them both Suljo... One day Mujo's best friend Haso asks him: -Bolan(a Bosnian expression, something like 'dude' B) ) Mujo, how come you...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 19-09-2004, 09:17 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox An old granny died and went to Heaven. And the... An old granny died and went to Heaven. And the first day of being in Heaven she gets to eat gulash for supper. On the secon day she gets gulash for supper... On the third day --...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 18-09-2004, 09:02 AM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox What's more fun than nailing a baby to the... What's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall? -Ripping it off the wall! What's little, blue and lying on the bottom of a pool? -A drowned baby! What's little, GREEN and lying on the bottom of a...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 17-09-2004, 08:26 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox A young German got his first bike for his 5th... A young German got his first bike for his 5th birthday, so he rides i up to town and some time later he returnes home without a bike crying: -Mommy, mommy, some Jews stole my bike!!! -Oh son, we'll...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 16-09-2004, 09:49 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Three Serbs, a mother, a father and their son,... Three Serbs, a mother, a father and their son, where out fishing on the Danube, and after a while they catch a gold fish, and the fish says: -Well normally I grant a person three wishes, but since...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 15-09-2004, 04:54 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox A lady accidentally drops her baby out of a... A lady accidentally drops her baby out of a window on the 16th floor of an apartment building... -Help! Help! Someone save my baby!!! -Don't worry mam, I'll catch it, I'm a professional goalkeeper! ...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 10-09-2004, 06:46 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox What does IBM mean? IDEAS BRING ... What does IBM mean? IDEAS BRING MONEY INSIDIOUS BYZANTINE MENTALITY INTERGALACTIC BOTTOMLINE MISTAKE INEVITABLY BAD MARKETING INDICISION BREEDS ...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2004, 12:49 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox How do you know where a Herzegovian lives??? You... How do you know where a Herzegovian lives??? You can see toilet paper drying on a string in front of the house. What's the difference between a rich Herzegovian and a poor Herzegovian??? The poor...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2004, 12:44 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox What's small, black and scratching the glass? A... What's small, black and scratching the glass? A baby in a microwave! What's red and sprinkles all around? A baby playing with a microwave! I know a couple of jew jokes, but they'r too offensive,...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 08-09-2004, 12:38 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox Two frogs are crossing the street... frog1: Watch... Two frogs are crossing the street... frog1: Watch out, it's a truck-uck-uck-uck... frog2: Yeah, and it has a trailer-ler-ler-ler...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 01-09-2004, 05:18 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox 'I think, therefore I am!' - says the Bosnian and... 'I think, therefore I am!' - says the Bosnian and dissapears What's the Montenegro national record on the 100m sprint??? --60m! Good morning too all you hard working Montenegrians( :blink: ), this...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 29-08-2004, 06:29 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox wtf is wrong with this topic no one posted a joke... wtf is wrong with this topic no one posted a joke for nearly two months now... Looks like I have to kick in: Mujo, how do you think those terrorists abduct planes, if they are so big and...

Forum: Blah, blah, blah... 04-07-2004, 06:13 PM

Replies: 1,478 Jokes Views: 121,329 Posted By Prox :lol: OK, so, one day the Slovenians built... :lol: OK, so, one day the Slovenians built their first nuclear bomb, but they didn't know what to do with it, finally they decided to launch the bomb on the USA, and so a couple of days passed and...

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