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Forum: Forum Games 11-11-2007, 09:29 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes...

Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish for a wish.
Forum: Forum Games 08-11-2007, 08:41 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. You are now arrested for insider...

Granted. You are now arrested for insider trading.

I wish I knew how to play the harp.
Forum: Forum Games 06-11-2007, 10:03 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, you now do, except it's a bad one. You...

Granted, you now do, except it's a bad one. You fail.

I wish it was time to go out already.
Forum: Forum Games 06-11-2007, 09:13 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Jesus would shiv the ardent non-smoking Smugs...

Jesus would shiv the ardent non-smoking Smugs too. You are happy in that knowledge until you quit smoking, and Jesus shivs you too.

I wish our clients were reasonably intelligent.
Forum: Forum Games 04-11-2007, 04:45 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, now you type it out everytime. You get...

Granted, now you type it out everytime. You get repetitive strain injury which turns into gangrene and all you fingers drop off.

I wish that my tooth didn't hurt.
Forum: Forum Games 30-10-2007, 09:50 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. You have infinite power, not of a gay...

Granted. You have infinite power, not of a gay wizard, but of an asexual one. Enjoy :)

I wish the internet would behave itself.
Forum: Forum Games 29-10-2007, 06:16 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. I nuke you both :) I wish for good...

Granted. I nuke you both :)


I wish for good things today.
Forum: Forum Games 25-10-2007, 09:16 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, you get better cake, however, it is...

Granted, you get better cake, however, it is still not delicious.

I wish for all accountants to spontaneously combust.
Forum: Forum Games 24-10-2007, 06:45 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. It's perverted and now you're...

Granted. It's perverted and now you're disillusioned.

I wish I wasn't so cross today.
Forum: Forum Games 22-10-2007, 09:26 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, but no-one else does, so your...

Granted, but no-one else does, so your tongue-stopping plans are foiled MWAHAHHAH.

I wish I was less stressed today.
Forum: Forum Games 19-10-2007, 07:53 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, you know have a bit more money, but not...

Granted, you know have a bit more money, but not enough to buy anything useful.

I wish that I could drink more coffee.
Forum: Forum Games 18-10-2007, 12:06 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, I now annoy you every day and make your...

Granted, I now annoy you every day and make your life just that much more irritating - ENJOY :D

I wish that it was Saturday.
Forum: Forum Games 18-10-2007, 10:35 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, there are now less pitfalls in...

Granted, there are now less pitfalls in programming languages, but many more pitfalls in yours. No one can understand you and you become very lonely.

I wish I could leave work now.
Forum: Forum Games 18-10-2007, 08:20 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, the music now sounds so glorious with...

Granted, the music now sounds so glorious with all of us, that your heart explodes because it can't handle all the wonder.

I wish I understood the shoutbox and its mysterious ways.
Forum: Forum Games 18-10-2007, 07:40 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, it's the Department Of Motor Vehicles....

Granted, it's the Department Of Motor Vehicles. You are now forced to work there for eternity.

I wish a nice evening later with no crazy French women getting cross.
Forum: Forum Games 14-10-2007, 04:13 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. You peck your own eye. I wish no-one...

Granted.

You peck your own eye.

I wish no-one pecks my eye.
Forum: Forum Games 12-10-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, you are now inside a block of ice. I...

Granted, you are now inside a block of ice.

I wish I knew who keeps calling me then ringing off just as I get to the phone :(
Forum: Forum Games 12-10-2007, 08:41 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, but you stand to close to someone who is...

Granted, but you stand to close to someone who is smoking, and the leisure suit catches fire and melts all over you pink body causing massive burns.

I wish I knew how to send text messages with my...
Forum: Forum Games 12-10-2007, 08:27 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, it is now quiet enough so you can sleep,...

Granted, it is now quiet enough so you can sleep, however you now dream of the noise, and wake up cross.

I wish that tonight is full of glorious music and dancing and nothing bad happens.
Forum: Forum Games 09-10-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, but because of your nasty wish, I come...

Granted, but because of your nasty wish, I come to your house and take to you with an icepick while you sleep :)

I wish I was winning at backgammon :D
Forum: Forum Games 09-10-2007, 07:08 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted. I wish my music collection was all on...

Granted.


I wish my music collection was all on original vinyl pressings.
Forum: Forum Games 08-10-2007, 11:45 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, it's a nice normal hot cup of coffee,...

Granted, it's a nice normal hot cup of coffee, which you immediately drop and burn your crotch.

I wish for a pig-ant.
Forum: Forum Games 08-10-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, now I kill you LOL I wish that I had a...

Granted, now I kill you LOL

I wish that I had a slave to go and buy kitty litter for me.
Forum: Forum Games 08-10-2007, 06:57 AM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
Granted, but now you have flu instead. I wish I...

Granted, but now you have flu instead.

I wish I could get my phone's WAP to work properly.
Forum: Forum Games 07-10-2007, 12:18 PM
Replies: 1,456
Views: 162,300
Posted By Lulu_Jane
It ends. Now it's winter. I wish I hadn't run...

It ends. Now it's winter.

I wish I hadn't run out of cigarettes just now.
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