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This is how the USS Montana sais size does matter...... in most cases that is ;)

*note: As usual some ppl will not see the humor in this, and they are free to leave this topic w/o obligations to post a single smily-post*

Heh heh, I remember this one.

Hooray, now all I have to do is wait for my broadband. :angry:

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Originally posted by #BlakhOle#@Apr 5 2006, 10:02 AM
Hooray, now all I have to do is wait for my broadband. :angry:

I find myself without flash (and the ability to install it) for the next 6 hours or so. so can anyone describe what is goin on?

Well, it's not working for me. Meh.

well, it is not a "flash", its a "wmv" movie... maybe you want to download it... heres the direct download link: http://195.140.143.83/media/movies/282/282_114.wmv

and yes, I knew that one and always found it very funny :ok:

If there isn't any violence I'm not watching.

Aah, LOL, someone made a film out of that age old joke.. Good ^^

well, since noone would tell me what the film was about, let me put on a log of the joke.

<some forgein words>
radioman: Igen, det har ar USS Montana som begar att ni omedelbart andar kurs 15 grader nord for att undvika kollision
radio:Vanligen andra er egen kurs 15 grader sud for att undvika kollision.
kapten: det har ar kapten Hancock, du anirar din kurs.
radio: Nej kapten, har anderas ingenting. Du maste byte din kurs
kapten:du, det har ar USS Montana, nast storsta fartyg i nordatlantiska flotten. Du anderar kurs 15 grader nord! annars tivingas jag vidta atgarder som garanterar mitt fartygs sakerhet!!1! kom!
radio: det har ar en fir. dit drag.... hallo, kapten?

WICH CAN ROUGHLY BE TRANSLATED AS:

"somwhere in the Irish sea" (written in Irish)
radioman: I say again here comes USS Montana, we must request your diversion of course 15 degrees northwise to avoid collison.
radio: please perform a diversion of course 15 degrees southwise to avoid collison.
Captain: here comes captain Hancock, you are altering your course.
Radio: No captain, I will not be moving something. you *censored* your course.
Captain: hey, you! Here comes USS Monatana. the largets fart in the Northatlantic flotillia. you change course 15 degrees northwise! Or I will have to guarntee the farts safety, suckerhead!!! get over here!
Radio: here comes a lighthouse. your turn. hi, captain?

ADDED: P.S. Puffin, Titan, and other nordish folk: please to kill me... :whistle: