See you in Hell! Muhahahaha
 

Ok, peeps, I've just bought a ticket to the Realm of Doom. If all goes well, starting with Tuesday, you ain't gonna see me anymore for 3 weeks, because I'll probably be digging for Darius' lost treasure in one of the most exceptional archaeological expeditions ever organized on our Galaxy's belly. Even Zarathustra is amazed!!!

If I was a regular member, I wouldn't write such embarassing letters, but I am one of the Legendary Daimyos of Abandonia, as proven by my avatar :facts: , and in my absence I have to make sure nobody derails from the Path. Well, I'll be making TODIE and monday 2 game updates, but after that you're on your own.

So here's what I was responsible in the past, and what you must oversee, either together or by assigning a separate entity while I'm gone:

-Game updates. Listen chums, at least 1 game update per week, or heads will fall. If you're low on hands, put some pressure on Fifth or Dave to do something.
-Reviews Offers List. I somehow doubt that major changes will take place, but if someone finishes or seizes a review, changes must be noted in the respective thread. Also, don't forget to persuade from time to time some regular members in doing some reviews.
-Translators approval. Please close off this section completely, since bugs are preventing us to add translations and they won't get full translator permissions anyways.
-Offers forum. If someone gives you something, you make sure you take it. First you either approve/reject them and then you give the FTP info. Updaters know how the process works.
-Put pressure on Grammar Team. Also, do some checks weekly in order to create the illusion that the forum is actually alive.
-AB future stuff. Make sure Dave doesn't put a mandonlin in the logo. You may kill him if he does.
-Watch anime and play games regularly. Since I can't do that where I go.
-Involve yourself in the community. Even though the World Champ is ending, don't forget to tell Paco that Germany will win. Also post some Buddykit comics or other art works. Don't forget to say "ded" every time the chatbox dies.
-Encourage peace in the forums. Tell russ that Firefox is lame. This is of great importance for the well-being of Abandonia!!!

I think that's all :mhh: Well if you remember something, you do it :p

I SUPPORT THE MANDOLIN.






Have a great time TA, bring me back some gold :D

ded

I resent the inclination that nothing is happening in grammar!!

*buggers off to watch more big bang theory*

Bring me the gold collar of the favourite hound of a Scythian queen, would you? Or the gold collar of the poor sod who was strangled to guard her grave for eternity. Unless he does his job and you end up skewered through the forehead by a long hatchet on a pole. You know, like a favourite horse. Or a favourite slave girl. Or an annoying Roman tourist. XD

Dibs on any armour, helmets, swords, arrow heads, machine guns and Jimmy Hoffas you find! If you find Milli Vanilli, cover them up as fast as you can and don't mention it to anyone! Remember to wear your old but fine leather jacket and a hat. And don't forget your whip!

Sounds cool, TA and have a thrill :D

Also:

ded

ne vedem in iad, baiete.

Bayete Inkosi kakulu. Siyabonga Tata, siyathelwa.

I sure hope at least one of the others looks like Lara Croft, or you'll have a crappy time :p Just kidding, have fun digging up our ancestors!

you'll find a 50 dollar bill on a paladin's hat

Ill miss you my lovely :smug: