King of the Hill
 

OK, so there is a hill, in a country called Abandonia:).

And I have built a theater on it.

The point of this game is to destroy the previous poster's building or structure somehow, then build something on the hill yourself.

For instance, the next poster could say:

"Nobody is willing to pay the overly expensive prices at your theater, and it closes.

I build a giant statue of a Lemming."

We'll start with a giant statue of a Lemming on the hill.

No one its gonna clean the statue of that lemming
I build a restaurant called "the good old times" on the hill

The ESA protects a game called "The Good Old Times", and sues you for infringement, thus putting you out of business.

I build a castle on the hill.

Castles are NO GO and the aforementioned ESA demands its dismantlement and forces the hill to be dismantled as well. The hill is, however, rebuilt at a different location and after a deal with the ESA, a hobbit hole is built, pretty much as a hole in the ground.

now that hole is fulled with animals,no one wants to plunder it,so I built a house on the hole

The angry rodents ate all the wood from your house, and so your structure has been leveled to the ground. I've built an amusement park for the rodents.

The amusement park is closed due to higyene problems related to rodent infestation.

I demolish it and build an Evil Overlord HQ

I parachute an army of Lemmings in, and they bash, mine, dig, and bomb the HQ to bits.

They then build a staircase to the top of the hill, which has scenic views.

While looking at the beautiful sun, the lemmings were blinded by the powerful light and their noses were dry, so they couldn't see, nor smell. That resulted in their painful death, without water. (sorry) The acid that was formed during the process of putrefaction has melted the stairway. I have built a memorial in their honor.

The maintenance of the memorial gets cut off and the memorial fall into disrepair. Eventually, nothing remains.

I build a nice house and a loving couple moves in