Is Google GOD?
 

Proof #6 is invalid. Google does not store the cached content permamently.

If it's not, it's the closest thing we have.

Look around you, read the news .... there is no God.
And if there once was one, he left us.

Google isn't a god, Google is some sort of all-consuming evil force, which is trying it's hardest to overcome the other evil forces in existence, which include Microsoft, Apple, and any other major corporation.

They all want to squeeze every penny from us, and when they have that, they'll be after our blood!!!!!!!!!!! ahem.

Contrary to popular belief, we were all created by mice [/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference]

Eh. I highly doubt that Proof #7 can be deemed secure. And I'm almost positive that Proof #6 is entirely incorrect.

But it was a little amusing to read. Albeit, I disagree with nearly every one of those "Proof" items, simply based on pure logic. And that kind of takes away from the humour. :oh:

i voted yes just to screw the pool result. Muhahaha

Proof #1 is flawed - Google only sees what we tell it to. Anything not on the net is not accessible by Google. :oh: :)

those are satanists