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Ok, first of all, this is just for fun. No durogatory remarks, just be fun guys!
Basically, I want to see what everyone says is evil. Each posts wil end with "You might be evil if..." And the next person has to fill in the blank. Seeing as I am first, I'll show you what I mean. ex: You might be evil if... NEXT POST: "You believe that Disco is not dead" Now then, shall we begin? You might be Evil If... |
Your nick is THEEVILOFMEN...
(this should be in games methinks) You might be evil if... |
... you're walking really fast in the presence of snails - rubbing it in their faces how slow they are :evil:
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You might be evil if...
...you tell people who play "you might be evil if..."-games that they're just wannabe-evil... LOL ;) You might be evil if... |
Chuck the Plant posted above you (talk about wannabe evil)
You might be evil if... |
This was a popular thread
You might be evil if... |
You help the bunny in his plot to rule the universe :evil:
You might be evil if... |
You blamed it on someone else.
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you would of join my army :D
you might be evil if.. |
I POST NEXT!
Kosta might be evil if... |
...if he was Titan's minion
NEXT: I might be evil if...... |
you put a minimum age of 50 on icecream :P
I might be evil if.............................. |
...you help criminals escape, because you gave them access to the Swedish police radio conversation :twisted:
I might be evil if................... |
...you set your mobile phone's ringtone to Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" (in its entirety, of course), then leave said phone on your desk while you attend an all-day meeting.
You might be evil if... |
you spam.
FPJ might be evil if... |
He does a belly dance.
You might be evil if... |
you cant use spellchecker.
You might be as evil as Kosta and FPJ if... |
If you spend too much time with them...
You might be evil as the guy bellow if... |
You become obsessed with Alien and search for an excuse to post it on the forums. :bleh:
(Joking Seb) You might be evil if... |
you start bleeding all over the blood-piggy :bleh: (don't worry - I know how to take a joke :butcher: ).
You might be (or might not be) evil if you............................................... ... |
come from Slovenia :D
You certainly are evil... |
if you like ned flanders.
You aren't as evil as me if... |
stab Danny with a pin, until he dies.
You might be evil if... |
You like the Crazy Frog :evil:
You might be evil if... |
The crazy frog likes you :eeeeeh: :sick:
But you're NOT evil if... |
YOU VOTE FOR DANNY AS ADMIN!
You must vote for danny as admin if: |
The universe explodes.
You are sexy if: |
..you are evil.
And you are evil if (besides not voting for Danny to become an admin)... |
you have red hair and sing opera
You might be addicted to opera if.... |
You just found out it's no longer ad-supported but entirely free! Yay!
You might be very excited if... |
you just found out your are heir to the imperial intergalactic empire of doob.
You will love your modofdoom if: |
You take 3 shots of bleach and live!
I might be evil if... |
the bleach caused you to become some kind of bleach monster, somewhere between ife and death and with the power to shoot caustic bleach at your enemies. Everywhere you go you'd leave a trail of clean but pale carpets, and your only vulnerability would be to strong acid - and even when destroyed by that you'd release a cloud of deadly chlorine gas.
The next person to post is evil because... |
Quote:
And nice try Beefonthebone..... I might be evil if............... |
Quote:
You're cheerful if... |
your maths teacher just died in a burning tank of petrol.
You will die tomorrow if: |
You annoy satan.
I will kill the next poster if.......................... |
...he doesn't kill you first.
This thread will get closed if... |
you annoy me and I become mod of this forum.
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Danny252 will become mod of this forum if...
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A pig flies, hell freezes over and the moon turns blue, all at the same time :bleh:
The actual probably of Danny becoming mod is... |
...the same as me winning a snowball fighting competition in the hotter regions of hell.
You will :sick: if... |
you drink too much (DUH!)
You'll end up on a garage sale if... |
you sell pom-poms.
You are homocidal if... |
...if your best friend Cidal turns out to be a homophobe!
You're going out of your mind if... |
.siht ekil gniklat trats uoY
You are dumb if you... |
...keep posting in this thread.
You're deaf if... (you did mean dumb as in dumb'n'deaf) :whistle: |
YOU CANT HEAR THIS AUDIO RECORDING PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
You are an idiot if: |
You Shaka de Zulu
You = stupid if you... |
Zulu de Shaka...
you'll be sorry if you.... |
Go to sleep.
The next poster is going to be electrecuted because....... |
he is touching in his computer :P
The next poster will be 6 feet down if..... |
he'll eat a :bannana:
Next poster will :cry: because... |
Life's a bitch ! :angry:
The next poster will hang himself because... |
...he'll be in a real need of a hug http://www.abandonia.com/~sebatianos/icon_hang.gif
The next person will farth because... |
Ok, no idea what farth means so I'll guess.
They ate too much Chinese food. I don't like this thread because......... |
...someone "farthed" in it and shut the door.
I'm leaving work early today because... |
...of the typo that the poster above me made and I couldn't understand what he wanted to say - still your guess was correct.
You are really, really, really evil if... |
...you tell me I can't leave work early after all. I mean big-time Evil.
You are not necessarily evil, but probably somewhat annoying, if... |
You like fruit pie :D
You are somewhat evil, but mostly purple if... |
...you tell FPJ he can leave work early, but may not! :bleh:
And you really are a pain in the neck if you... |
keep poking me
You will definetely make it in the River dance if you... |
Dance like a pink elephant.
http://web.iwebcenters.com/funclocks...ncingClock.jpg |
I'd be a better man if...
...I let Seb get away with pointing out my missing L (damn drunken posting) but not mention his "farth"ing (possibly with a penny attached...) You'd invent a better kind of bicycle if... |
One wheel at the front was bigger. Like this:
http://www.historicoamaru.co.nz/ovhc...ur/pfrider.jpg I call it the Penny "Farth"ing:P You should eat Vegimite because... |
...regular vomiting is good for you! Just ask a supermodel!
You'd kick yourself square in the behind if... |
...wouldn't be afraid that you'd loose your teeth doing it.
You'd really be in a hurry if... |
You were late! :)
A thug is hunting you because.......... |
...... you tried to hug the thug. :kiss:
You are reading this post because ..... |
I finally have the time to! :D
You'll be over the moon if... |
you fly a space rocket
you will do this :sick: if you eat..... |
...rubber pastry with extra motor oil sauce.
You'll definately get a hangover from.... |
Drinking a bucket of super genius vodka infusion
You will need: 1 1/2 liter good quality Vodka 1 pineapple 1/2 watermelon 2 baskets strawberries 6 cans of 7-Up A suitable bucket First, cut all pineapple and fruit so no rind of any kind is left behind. Wash and rewash the watermelon, pineapple, and strawberries. Cut the strawberries into halves, the pineapple and watermelon into bigger than a bite-sized pieces. Put all the fruit into the bucket. Start with strawberry or watermelon, as they are more fragrant and will gather more taste at the bottom. Pour vodka over fruit until covered. Add all the 7-up and mix well. Then leave to infuse for at least a few hours. Enjoy! And remember, drink responsibly! :ok: You'll probably die from trying this because... |
...when you'll start driving drunk the cops are going to stop you and beat you up to death!
The chances of you beeing beaten to death will increse if... |
you're wearing a pink ballet tutu/outfit..
your mom will be shocked if... |
It's HER pink tutu.
You might ruin your tutu if... |
You talk to this man...
http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/a...eer/charge.jpg You might be super sexy if... |
You don't talk about tutus.
You might shoot an invincible wall because.... :sniper: :wall: |
You might have the IQ of a moose if...
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You say this man is attractive.
http://www.fctsd.com/images/grand-ma...-norris-bn.jpg You might be Chuck Norris if... |
...you're dumb enough not to complete the sentence from the post before you *coughmooglecough* :P
Moogle might be upset with me if... |
You get your chainsaw-wielding cow to cut Moogle's arm off.
You might eat vegimite if.... (did I already say that?) |
... you'd forgotten how disgusting it was a couple of pages ago.
You might be Australian if... |
... your name is Bruce.
You might have appendicitis if... |
This is the you might be evil if... :-S
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Yeah, but that got boring so it evolved. You can ask someone to edit the title to "You might be *blank* if..." if it bothers you.
This thread's title might bother you if... |
...you're not evil.
You're evil if... |
... you always feel the urge to draw little hearts over your i's. Mwahahaha! :twisted:
You are comatose if... |
... you got too close to this guy --> :hammer:
You're really unlucky if... |
You're married to this woman.
http://www.stonyfield.com/images/Cel...thaStewart.jpg You are poopy if... |
...if you read Winny the Poop too much :bleh:
You read too much if you... |
You got too close to that guy, but realised just in time and threw yourself out of the way, only to break the set of wineglasses in your pocket.
You know you're a wine snob if... |
...you dislike cognac for no particular reason!
You may be a real cry baby if... |
You complain about the poor state of this animal.
http://hiddenoaksllamaranch.com/the_...racriaface.jpg You are a nasal fluid if... |
...you're either a liquid or a gas, and you hang out in noses.
You're not a nasal fluid if... |
...hang out of any other part of the body - like unshaven arm-pit hare... :sick:
You think llamas are funny if... |
You feed them this item.
http://www.amerimedrx.com/globalcart...ge-flonase.gif You are my mother if... |
...you adopted a slightly too old piggy of blood... and are female :bleh:
You're not Piggy's mother if... |
You think this movie is appropriate.
http://www.paintingdepot.com/images/...s/scarface.jpg You are Scarface if... |
You translate abandonia into spanish.
You're a scarf-face if you... |
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You have two wheels and a bell
You are a unicycle if... |
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You are Bob Dole.
You have American politicians if... |
You are America?
The Feds might come a-knockin' if... |
This notice about you has been posted.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/pix/wan...w-03-31-04.jpg You are a bank robber if... |
You post a picture that you can't see unless you use the scroll bar.
You're absolutely full of nonsense if... |
This makes sense to you...
http://www.fjordstone.com/kidzong/images/nonsense.jpg You are my pride and joy if... |
You're Winnie the Pooh
You're Winnie the Pooh if.... |
you're in the habit of disguising yourself as a cloud in order to steal honey.
You'll know you're tracking a Heffalump if... |
you can see its footsteps.
you know that your heffalump-trap has one in it if ... |
...it's closed and smells of heffalump. Now, provided that Tigger has set up the radioactive material, Geiger counter, hydrocyanic acid, and hammer correctly, and provided that your estimate of the rate of decay of the radioactive sample was correct, and provided that the heffalump has been in the trap for the correct amount of time, you can be sure that your trophy is simultaneously alive and dead, ensuring that it will fetch a very high price on the black market.
Tiggers don't like you if... |
.......if you don't like to jump! Coz there's nothing that tiggers like more than to JUMP JUMP JUMP!!! :whistle:
you're jumping in the air if... |
your name is tigger , or if someone switched the sugar on your breakfast cereal for amphetimines
your ready to kill if |
if you're ready to die
you'll eat mushrooms if... |
you want your mind to go on a long journey back through time to the halls of the mushroom king for laugths and hi jinks, while your body remains in the present day drooling giggling and staring at the pretty colours on the wall's of your home.
you are going insane if |
You have dinner at Piglet's house. (Gopher has the pizza)
There's an error in your CONFIG.SYS file on Line 15 because...... |
Your computer has been infected by the dreaded bobbin virus!!!
Aaaahhhh!! *runs away* You may be scared of things that don't exist if... |
you have eaten waaay to many mushrooms
you eat human flesh when... |
You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic. And are German.
You know you're German if... |
You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic.
You like garlic if... |
You are German. And fry the penises of men you have met over the internet.
You meet people over the internet if... |
...you ate too much garlick and all the real people couldn't stand your breath.
You've made a dentist puke when... |
you tell him what you did to the last man you met on the internet, and then show him the souvineers that you harvested and eat them.
you eat the dentist's puke when .... |
the dentist pukes in your mouth
you are an evil elf if... :evil: |
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...if you take the law in yer own hands.
You have hands if... |
if you can hold a football on the end of one arm.
You might be possessed if.... |
You speak a lot of Latin. And your head can spin all the way around.
You might consider spinning someone else's head all the way around if... |
They magically turn into an owl.
You'd capture owls if.. |
You were attending a Harry Potter convention for Competitive Children
You're a competitive child when... |
You find out you have a lightning bolt on your head.
You might get struck by a large bolt of electricity if.... |
you walk outside in a thunderstorm with an umbrella
You use an umbrella if... |
it rains...
It rains if... |
you start singing 'why does it always raaaaaaain on me?' by Travis
you start singing if.... |
if it rains... :blink:
You're deluded if you think... |
it rains!!! :bleh: ( Now stop it!! *stops raining* uuuuuh, it's magic!!)
the sun will shine if.... |
...it´s not night (exept here when it shines all night on the summers :max: )
The stars will shine if.......... |
you won't drink too much wine...
The :apple: will dance... |
if "the apple never falls far from the tree".... gosh, that was quite boring.. sorry..
the apple will fall from the tree if.. :blink: |
a :bannana: will be turned into a milk shake...
You'll drink that milk shake if... |
I'm rrrealy thirsty and want to DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!
You'll be mad :ranting: if... |
..you are not sane :P
You will be in love if...... |
if you'll feel that special something towards someone...
You'll burp if... |
you feel that special something in your stomach!! LOL
you will be ashamed if... |
If you walk naked outside, and you're not in a nudist zone...
You'll drink milk if... |
...you're eating cookies. :angel:
You'll not be eating cookies if... |
small pixies have run at you from there hidding place in the majick woods with there tiny but extremely sharp knifes and played a game of *who can stab the deepest* with your stomach thus making cookie consumption impossible.
you are being attacked by pixies from the majick wood if.. |
you eat cookies :P
You will be in the game Resident Evil if |
you beg the creators on the knees and pay them of, just so you could apeare in the game... eating cookies :bleh:
You'll leave a slimey trace of a$$-licking if you |
...land an undesirable role in a really bad adult film.
The director will shout,"CUT!" if you... |
upset him sufficently to cause him to attempt to mutilate your genitals with a pair of pinking shears.
You'd be worried about the Gush if... <waits to see if anyone's seen Chris Morris' Jam> |
...you can't remember the Chris Morris' Jam.
You'd actually remember it if... |
you hadnt had to do so much ketamine to understand it
you enjoy watching jam if |
...you're eating jam at the same time.
You're jamming after a while if... |
You listen to Jammy-D
You hate jammers if |
all that ket has also made you believe your ears function as a radio.
You know you're a ham radio operator when... |
...you receive signals with your breakfast sandwich.
You think a good breakfast is important if... |
You don't eat anything for another 5 hours.
You don't eat for another 5 hours if... Edit: Beat by the pilot! |
...you ran out of your supply of dead bodies.
You're slightly naughty if... |
You have a girlfriend called Ebay.
You have a girlfriend called Ebay if... |
You're weird...
You're weird if... EDIT:Dang Danny beat me to it... |
You're Danny.
You like Danny if... |
Danny beats you at posting.
You're totally weird if... |
You're name is sebatianos.
You wonder where seb is from if... |
you haven't noticed he's from Slovenia.
Nobody will have beaten me to this if... |
you're even weirder then Danny who think he's less weird then Sebatianos :bleh:
You can prevent other people beating you to your replies if... |
you are able to freeze time with that handy little gizmo you bought from ebay
you hate your job if |
my boss tells me to work overtime for the first time.
You slapped your little sister because of..... |
the fact she started chatting up that guy on the bus.
Yiu knew that guy on the bus because... |
...he was your boyfriend. (EDIT - beaten by Danny)
You don't slap around your neightbour's doberman if... |
That doberman isn't very friendly.
That doberman ate you because... |
..you forgot to shower after eating bacon.
This thread has just ended, because... |
<ruins the incredible comedyness that just leaving this thread like that would have>
we're half twice the distance from the middle to the end. You're as long as a piece of string if... |
You're twice as long as HALF a piece of string.
You're actually a prince trapped in the body of a newt if... |
...don't get kissed by the princess.
You won't get kissed by the princess because... |
you're not a frog (or was it a toad?)
you're a frog/toad if... |
...you hop along.
You hip-hop along if... |
you're a wannabe breakdancer
you'll break if... |
...you're hit by a steamroller.
You are an evil steamroller driver if... |
...you drive reaaaaaaaaaaally slowly over your victims
You're a victim if... |
You've been driven over reaaaaaaaally slowly. :P
You're a monkey if... |
... Johnny Vegas is your only friend.
You'd be suicidal if Johnny Vegas was your only friend because... |
...'nuff said.
You might be an Opera loving freak if... |
you're Michael Jackson on crack...
You should really be put behind bars if... |
You're guilty.
you want to be innocent if... |
...you really regret what you did to that hitchhiker.
Ebert and Roeper will give you two really big thumbs down if... |
if you ask them to.
You won't be able to ask anybody anything if |
You hold it for too long ;)
The next public bathroom you go into will be disgusting if... |
you decide to hitch a ride with a truck driver.
You'll be a driver if |
a golf player much bigger and stronger then yourself decides to use you.
You'll have carrots sticking out your nose unless... |
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The chances of anybody bowing down before you are non-existant because...
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I have killed them all.
Seb is a moose because... |
He decided to go to Sweden.
Everyone knoews someone Swedish because.... |
...Swedish people like to say they're Swedish when they feel particularly Swedish.
You're a Swedish Swede Sweder Swede Swedisher Sayer when you.... |
...fear :Titan:
A moose will trample all over a certain piggy if... |
Call yourself Titan.
Titan hates newbies because... |
because he has no outlet for anger and his poor self, so he takes it out on them.
Seb is being extra mean to me today because... |
You have that 'Kick Me?' label (hahah, pwned)
Seb has that incredibly high postcount because... |
He has to insult Danny with his every post, and Danny has LOTS of posts.
Danny likes to spam because... |
He must.. beat.. seb's.. postcount...
Pigggy likes this game because... |
Quote:
I'll go to sleep now because... |
its late.
(wow, 3 posts in a minute) Ill do the same because... |
Seb is offending me, and Danny won't like me when I'm angry. HULK SMASH!
You are the Hulk if... |
...it's getting late in your timezone too.
I'll say goodnight because I have good manners, but others may reply to this if... |
Quote:
You're late in Danny's Time zone if... |
you're pregnant...
You're %$&#*"/$ if... |
You type while being blind drunk.
You have to get blind drunk if... |
...you want to listen to the Police and cry all the way.
You listen to the Police if... |
You're a well educated, respectful citizen. :D
You make the police listen to you if... |
...you tell them that LonelyVazdru didn't realize that I was talking about the BAND Police.
LonelyVazdru has never heard of the Police because... |
He's deaf !
Blood Pigggy didn't catch my joke (not even with the smiley for emphasis) because he thinks i'm... |
deaf.
You're not and can prove it by... |
Puking while listening to trash music...
You like trash music because... |
... it makes you :sick:
You enjoy puking because... |
...when you do you don't really notice that crappy trash music anymore.
You really favor good old hair metal over trash music because... |
You are Medusa, and your hair has developed its own taste separate from your own.
You know you're a Greek hero when... |
...you manage to dispatch ladies heads by looking at their reflection on your shield.
You are carrying a shield because... |
...you are making a delivery to Greek Bob's discount shields. The cheapest shields this side of the acropolis.
You wont believe Greek Bob's low, low prices because... |
... you are well read and know not to trust a gift from a greek.
You love gifts because... |
Your mum's in them!
You like to eat if... |
...the food doesn't eat you first.
Your seven month old yogurt in the fridge is not going to call you on the phone to remind you of your date tonight unless... |
... it's going out with Greek Bob instead.
You know your yoghurt's Greek Style when... |
... you find it drunk in a taverna on Crete
You'll start to regret your holiday to Crete when... |
... your girlfriend finds out what happened there.
You get rid of your girly if .... |
...she becomes a little too friendly with Greek Bob.
Greek Bob might be evil if... |
...he forgets to take his pill.
When martian Kwirql took Greek Bob's he threathend to kill you if... |
The Ghostbusters team reunites.
You might want to join Ghostbusters if... |
..."there's something wrong, in your neighbourhood."
You're seeing ghost because... |
... you DID take your pill. :D
The pill makes you see a ghost because .... |
Quote:
LOL HAHAHAHAHA! On the box it says 'makes you see ghosts' You might try to punch a ghost if... |
You know the special effects budget has been used up so your hand won't go through it.
The special effects budget has been used up because... |
Beef spent it on cup-cakes.
Beef likes cup-cakes because... |
he needs some more beef on his bones.
Beef is good for your health because ... |
You need to be BEEFy.
You'd want to be beefy if... |
Beef is a beefy on the beef side with the beefer beefing it up like their beefs.
Beef is a beefy on the beef side with the beefer beefing it up like their beefs because... |
beffier beef is strong and can break teeth
you are summoning daemons to do your evry bidding if |
omg turns you on.
omg turns you on because... |
you have exceedingly good taste.
evil elves are living in your beard and and sacrificing people to the old ones if |
your beard is sexy and attractive.
My beard is sexy and attractive because... |
you smeared with excretia (you didnt say what kind of person was finding you sexy and attractive :sneaky: )
you cut off your beard if |
you realise that it's attracting entirely the wrong kind of attention.
Margaret Thatcher's a pogonophobe because... |
nobody knows what that means and she wants to be unique.
She'd be happy with her looks if... |
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you don't just tell dead baby jokes; you put them into practice.
You might enjoy eating dead babies if... |
you enjoy eating live ones.
Baby flesh invigorates you if... |
...it's those days of the minth again.
You know what I'm talking about if... |
you're a complete weirdo.
you're a complete weirdo if .... |
...you don't know what pogonophobe means.
The best way to find out if you know what a word means is... |
...to think about it.
You're capable of thinking if... |
i fyou understand this:
Quote:
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... you are a canary attracted by both sexes.
You hate canaries because... |
...they have pecked out your eyes.
Someone has been disarranging these roses because... |
...there are 10 different kinds of people.
Someone who understands binary would disarrange some roses because... |
...he likes Lilacs.
Beef shakes it everyday because... |
...he's bored.
You're boring when... |
you're a history teacher. :blink:
You're a history teacher when... |
...you've studied hard, worked really hard, are really intelegent and deffinetly not boring.
You didn't know this becuase... |
I've stumbled into a alternate dimension where history teachers are considered fun! And they are intelligent yet misspell words at the same time. :crazy:
You misspell "misspell" because... |
...of the hippo.
You should run for the hills unless... |
The hippo is already there.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If the hippo is on the hills, you should run for the... |
...mayor's office.
You'll be elected mayor (in some alternative dimension) if... |
...you're the Man with the Plan.
The Man is constantly keeping you down because... |
Above they're testing nuclear missles.
It's fun to be in a nuclear test site because.. |
...of the free donuts.
You may wish to cut back on the donuts if... |
You start looking like Fruit Pie Jones.
You might want to cut back on the Fruit Pie Jones because... |
...you're developing an addiction, and everyone else is seeming dull by comparison.
Betty Ford won't accept you because... |
...the only drug you're addicted to is masturbation.
You might be "shooting blanks" if... |
Your rifle's shots simply penetrate the skin, but not the skull.
You like to penetrate skulls (ew) if... |
...you are into the disgusting practice of necrophilia.
You might be a necrophile if.... |
you go by the name of ReamusLQ.
You are ReamusLQ if... |
suffer from severe brain disorder!
Small children are afraid of ReamusLQ because... |
he's just so damn angry about being betrayed back in Rome that he has a scary look in his eyes.
The best way to take his mind off it would be to... |
...drink a few gallons of gasoline and imediately apply for a job as a fire eater.
You'll end up in flames unless... |
you stop, drop, roll and jump in a pool.
You'll drown in the pool because... |
...it's not empty.
The white little mouse running up your sleave will scare you because... |
you are in fact an elephant (or jhonn merrick)
you are jhonn merrick if |
...you fall out of a low flying fridge being hurled at a bike-riding postal worker delivering warm underpants to your grandmother's neighbour's dog's fleas.
So the only way not to become jhonn merrick is... |
to eat a banana
you are a banana if .. |
you find yourself being peeled and eaten by monkeys
(by the way you bstrd) you name yourself after the man responsible for some of the worst atrocities europe has ever seen and desighn yourself an avatar that shows startling simalarities to the the s.s symbol because..... |
...you're just that awesome!
Himmler is a role-model because... |
[sarcasm] murdering jews is a good thing, right.... [/sarcasm]
you think naming yourself after a mass murderer is awesome becuase..... |
Your crazy and psychopathic!
You might be crazy if.... |
you dont like himmler :P
You want to change topic if... |
...you don't have a custom title (ohh!! didn't expect that did ja!?)
...you might not have a custom title if... |
You visit Abandonia instead of doing your work.
You'd be better off doing work if... |
...you had any.
You're without work because... |
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Ghost don't exist when... |
Sebatianos has trapped all of them into the other dimension.
The cow talks about the other dimension 'coz .... |
This topic is going nowhere.
This topic is going nowhere because.... |
(You know, I've been waiting to see if anyone else cared about the Himmler thing, honestly.)
...it's already been everywhere it wanted to go. Now it just wants to sit down and watch TV, but it could be persuaded to go somewhere again if... |
a green monkey is piloting a fighter plane headed for the Arctic!
This is likely to be true because.. |
.. we've all seen it on TV.
The Himmler thing is crap because ... |
... none of us can really live up to the name.
You like burning cats on crosses if... |
your name is himmler but you have reincarnated and now burn cats instead of jewish people....
you feel the urge to burn kittens if.. |
.. you are up late night on saturday and think about evilness.
You're up saturday evening without a plan what to do if ... |
you are busy dreaming of evil plans for world domination and purity of the nordic race
you hate having to go to work on sunday morning becuase |
you poor sob would rather need some contact with the outer world.
I am so glad I have a free Sunday before me beause .... |
you need to make evil plans for world domination.
you wear a giant sock covered in blood on your head if |
you're hungry
u're alive if |
you just got beaten into unconsciousness and then back out of it.
you deserve a beating if... |
You believe radioactive space monkeys from planet Zuckon are going to take over earth...
You might have horrid spelling like me if... |
ur 2 k00l 4 sk3wl!!1!oneeleven
you think i'm exagerrating if... |
have absolutely no idea what exagerrating is
your english sucks like mine if... |
...you really are too cool for school.
Anyone too cool for school is likely to be found hanging around outside shopping centres and banks kicking their heels because... |
...that's the least scholastic occupation they can think of.
You are suffering from a serious theobromine addiction if... |
you are A.J. Raffles, :D .
You are A.J. Raffles if... |
You're a gentleman thief.
The best way to check if you're a gentleman is... |
...to check whether your engine is running after the GM says, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
You may need to replace your alternator if... |
the gm said "gentelmen start your motors" and yours didnt start
you have developed an extreme phobia regarding pink blamanche and giant rabbits with knifes who stare at you mouthing the words "kill, kill kill, " if |
...you've been exposed to too much Radio 3.
You are a bloody hypocrite if... |
whilst covered in blood you contradict yourself
you are ready to die if |
...you see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out to be an incoming train.
You are a pathetic case if... |
you look at the world that surrounds you and think why do i bother existing,
your just another statistic if |
...you have a Poisson distribution.
You think distributing fish would be a great idea if only... |
Flipper was still on tv...
Flipper would still be on tv if... |
you left your TV instead of removing it, so Flipper felt down form TV :D
you removed your tv because... |
...you were sick of watching Flipper.
You prefer Skippy over Flipper because... |
it makes you think of Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo.
I'd tell you to kiss my chuddies if... |
... the OED didn't have 'chuddy' down as Australian slang for chewing gum.
Edit: Oh, the quote they've got is rather fitting, actually: Maori Girl II. xiii. 152 ‘Better have some chuddy,’ said Tom. There wouldn't be quite so many weird Australian slang words if... |
..if Skippy wasn't so often on tv with that catchy song :evil: (Don't MAKE me sing it!!!)
You know something is catchy if... |
when you see it say "Oh, that's catchy!"
You know how to defuse complex detonators because... |
you know.
You are a :Tom: and a :Titan: if you... |
Find yourself trapped in the 2-dimensional world of smilies which exists just behind that panel on the MSN Messenger window.
You feel like you don't have enough dimensions when |
...people keep telling you that you lack depth.
People keep telling you all sorts of silly stuff when... |
You are Mrs Holton.
AJ thinks you are Mrs Holton when ..... |
...you can write a whole sentence without typos.
Most people can't write anything without making typos because... |
They're mental patients that have loosed their essence into the cyber-world, spreading their insanity on fanboy web forums, and random Martha Staurt home-making message boards.
You like Martha Staurt messaging boards if.... |
...you think Martha Staurt is one sexy mama.
Martha Stewart doesn't like Martha Staurt because... |
...they're both after the same bloke.
A non Australian would say bloke only in a case of extreme emergece of... |
...blatant blokeness.
The word "blokeness" would be mentioned in the OED if... |
... I would have written the OED and if I knew what the OED is.
I would know what the OED is if ... (I know - I have one copy here on my desk ...) |
I had written a 15 page essay on it.
I would have written a 15 page essay on the OED because... |
of some very lazy English teaching at school.
I'd much rather read the Concise Dictionary of French Slang because... |
... i'm french but who knows, i might learn something.
I might learn something if... |
... this might be a way of getting the attention of Francoise, who does Statistics.
Beef would start calling himself "Boeufsurl'Os" if... Edit: Curses! Too late. Bloody French! :bleh: Just ignore my post.:( |
...he really wanted to get Françoise's attention.
Simultaneous posting can't damage this thread because... EDIT : Takes a minute to find the french for Beefonthebone right ? LOL |
...this thread's armor plating is too thick.
30mm armor-piercing shells might do the trick, but only if... |
they're French made ones.
French ammunition is widely held to be superior because |
...it's been thoroughly tested on every conceivable type of mime.
Marcel Marceau strongly (and silenty) disapproves of this thread, because... |
Your mother called him a donkey porker.
Your mother loves the insult donkey porker because... |
she wants to see Marcel miming it :D
Donkeys shouldn't eat pork (stop sniggering at the back) not only because they're Jewish, but also because... |
Beef would cry...
Beef enjoys crying because... |
it is hard for him to stop tears of joy from entering his eyes when he sees piggys slaughtered
your are watching piggys get slaughtered if |
You are omg and are wierd that way.
You are wierd that way because your mother was doing... |
abusive things to you while you were young.
You were abused for pooping because... |
...this thread is beginning to take a worrying turn.
Threads start taking worrying turns if... |
...they get behind the wheel while drunk.
You'll start asking your friends to call you Mario Andretti if... |
your name is Mario Andretti.
:Tom: will take over the world if... |
Smurfette ever gets round to choosing a mate so they can shore up the numbers.
The best way to shore up your numbers, short of mating with Smurfette, is... |
(Smurfs have no reproductive organs)
...(censored by the National Board of Decency) You can (censored by the National Board of Decency) by... |
... trying very hard.
It gets even harder if ... |
...everyone posts double entendres.
You have no business even contemplating the deadly triple entendre unless... |
...you passed with a distinction from the Paris institute of entendres.
You dropped out from the Paris institute of entendres because... |
They were all in French, and you realised that it was English entendres you were after.
An entendre should not be confused with an entente cordiale because |
...too many cordials may ruin your health.
People have too many cordials if... |
they can't think of a decent post
you can't post if |
You have no hands :D
If you didn't have any hands, then... |
...you wouldn't be very handy, especially on an internet forum.
However, at the same time, we can't discount the usefulness of toes for... |
nose picking and nail biting!
You might bite your toe nails if... |
...you could make your neck bend that far.
You might be able to make your neck bend that far if... |
....if you could disconnect your spine like Rubber Man from the Teen Avengers. Unfortunately, this is out of your league.
However you could still join the Teen Avengers if... |
you bribe them to let you in
you might bribe them if |
...you have lots of money and nothing else to do with it.
You'll make lots of money if... |
you get bill gates to sign a fake will unknowingly and assassinate him while he sleeps
you assassinate bill gates if... |
... he's about to explain that Windows has no bugs anymore.
Windows would be bug free if ... (apple had done it :D ) |
...pigs fly!
Pigs fly if.... |
they drink Red Bull...
People drink Red Bull because... |
they're nostalgic for that childhood cough medicine flavour.
The best thing to do when you have a cough is... |
to stick your head down the toilet and shout at the top of your voice leopard where are you
(click here to understand leopard thing) leopard is lost if oh and if you want to say that this song is old, i know. i only just remembered it |
... he lost his orientation again.
little kitty will go and fetch him if ... |
He has dog like instincts.
He might have dog-like instincts because... (You people forgot plasticman. That guy stretches too, and his enemy was the weed LOL.) |
he is really a dog in disguise
he is disguised as a dog because... |
he needs fake insticts to find the tiger ...
the tiger will eat him if ... |
he smells of bananas and mangos
he smells of fruit because |
...he used to work in a factory that made those little fruit cups, and now the smell will be with him until the end.
He still has nightmares about that job, because... |
... fruit pies can be dangerous.
he'd rather be like indiana jones when ... |
...he's with the 'raiders of the lost ark'
An ark is lost if... |
noah misplaced it
he missplaced it when |
due to a small but fatal design flaw, he failed to include a GPS system on board, then lent it to his idiot son who wanted to try and pick up girls ("Hey, you wanna see something massive?") and managed to get slapped so hard he became disoriented and couldn't find the ark again.
When picking up girls, it's important to remember not only to lift with your knees rather than your back, but also... |
cheese can cause arks to rust
rusty cheese is bad because |
...it's a lot harder to spread.
A good butter knife can save your life if... |
.. you need to get rid of a three-headed squirrel.
You need to get past a three-headed squirrel if ... |
It's stolen your cheese rake and you need your slices to be nice and uniform.
Unlike Cerberus, a three-headed squirrel isn't that scary because... |
It cannot remove your head in a few seconds.
It does not wish to do this because.. |
it's just a peaceloving threeheaded squirrel...
you're a squirrel if... |
You eat nuts held in both hands, occasionally looking around with a "Did I leave the oven on?" look on your face.
One way to check whether you left the oven on is... |
see if your house is on fire.
You can hack your friends computer by... |
setting his oven on fire and trying to work out his password
you don't know his password because |
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You might be sane if? --- :o I'm new here, don't hurt my gentle newbness. |
Don't worry, we don't bite. You did manage to finish a sentence from somewhere in the middle of the thread though.
And hello. |
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You might be sane if? [/b][/quote] ...you had enough time to run away before being totaly infested by the insanity of this forum. *Just kidding, welcome to the site! And I do feel kinda flaterd that you decide to continue my ...if..., but like Beef said - please just reply to the last one ;) * You hadn't enough time to flee from the insanity of this place, because... |
...You were held up by an army of tuba playing squirrels!
You can't resist their cute, yet jazzy charm because... |
Even while playing the tuba, they still do the "Did I leave the oven on?" thing every once in a while - even when under the control of the spirit of jazz ("Ow! Why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?" "I thought that was your look.") they're still charmingly concerned about domestic appliance energy costs/fire risks.
You know your hat's on fire when... |
...you scratch your head and get second-degree burns on your fingers.
Fingers are expendable if... |
you have hexadactyly syndrome.
You might have hexadactyly syndrome if... |
some doctor says you have it to sound big
you have to believe him because |
you're too stupid to know what hexada-what ever means.
You're stupid if... |
you're one of those people who jams two obviously unfit puzzle pieces together and breaks them.
You're destructive if... |
you break your computer with an axe becouse you didn't have any fun playing "LITTLE PEOPLE FARM".
You like "LITTLE PEOPLE FARM" if.... |
......... you saw them berrie a dead's man head.
You like a dead's man head if... |
...you like a15drian's avatar!! :evil:
You like your own avatar if... |
If I had had one.
I would have an avatar if... |
You can give me youre e-amil to send it to you.
you like my avatar if... |
...you are able to appreciate hideous and horribly designed art.
You create horrible, awful, tacky, disgusting art if... |
..your name is Tracy Emin
An untidy bed qualifies as art because... |
...you're on far too many recreatinoal drugs.
You take recreational drugs if... |
you like recreation...
you eat carrots because your mom has... |
A need to cram "healthy" stuff in your throat
Stuff ALWAYS had a weakness because.... |
this sentence makes sense.
You wouldn't make much sense if... |
it's ending was not...
You don't speak in complete sentences if... |
... you don't know nothing.
you don't know nothing if... |
Double negatives don't never not give you no pleasure.
Photography is a fun hobby because... |
you can photograph evil pictures
You can do evil things if... |
you're evil! :sneaky:
You will wait for the same person if... |
...there's nobody else worth waiting for.
You won't have a high opinion of people in general if... |
They aren't rich.
i don't know nothing to say next if... |
...you enjoy using double-negatives.
No-one ever uses double-positives because... |
That's too Great Great!!
Your grandmother is great if... |
...you just found out that your sister is actually your mum, and your mum is actually your grandma.
You enjoy spending time with your family if... |
you are happy , and you aren't happy because you are ... :bye:
|
...not clapping your hands! (hence the song:*if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...clap clap*) :tomato:
You're clapping your hands not only if you're happy but also if... |
You saw an opera finish
You don't like the Opera if :ok: |
it's performed in really bad Latin with Czech surtitles (this happened to me once - never let my mother drag you to an opera in Prague...)
A good alternative to Opera is an equally risible puppet show / performance art piece effectively recreating The Beatles' Yellow Submarine in front of an audience of four because... |
We all live in the Yellow submarine yellow submarine the yellow submarine
Who lives in a yellow submarine is..... |
...David Hasselhoff
you are a big fan of Baywatch if... (this is a good game, i'm just trying to continue it, since it seems no one knows wath to answer to the "yellow submarine" question) |
you like staring at ladies in bikinis running around.
You go to HOTU if you are... |
A nobody.
You like POP sands of time or Warrior Within if |
you like watching a cocky barechested persian prince jumping around!
you watch filmsover and over again if |
You like it
but if don't like it .... |
You just go and burn the tape, laughing as a madman in a violent frenzy of rage.
you would control yourself when your most savage instincts try to come out if.... |
you get strapped to a table with a fan over you moving down and a dirty magazine shoved to your face
If you get bad gas from "retro beenz", you.... |
will be used for riot control
you might be evil if you put katsup on your communion wafer you might be evil if..... |
you put katsup on your communion wafer!!!
de ja vu..... your the most evil if............. |
...You think Jay Leno's chin is small.
You are very evil if ... |
you think that pouring salt on slugs and burning them with magnifying glass is fun
you do the above because... |
... you dont have anything more evil to do...
Youre strangely evil if... |
you ate chocolate
u're extremely dumb if... |
You listen to gipsy "music".
You are the most evil if ... |
You think gypsy music is emo...
You might confuse music genres if... |
you like the music from Cool Spot.
you might listen to the tune from Beverly Hills Cop (crazy frog edition) when... |
when your brain falls out.
you copy bush if........ |
you want to be able to subvert democracy while starting a war to raise the world oil price when your family convieniently owns huge amounts of oil and be unable to speak the english language properly and lots of other stuff that i cant be bothered to type because this will just turn into a micheal moore book rather than a forum post....
you cut off the tips of peoples fingers to make earings if .. |
You like ogrish :twisted:
You can't cut theire fingers if... |
You don't have a knife
You can't get a knife if... |
...I want to kill you in CS with it
your evil if... |
you want to kill people
you are tim westwood if |
you made command and conquer
you like to say words like bleh or gnargles if... |
...you like to say words like bleh or gnargles.
You like to drink BLOOD if... |
it's been in your family for a few generations.
U might think this smily :sick: and this one :sick: are evil if... |
... you feel sick. Very very sick.
You think that being an angel is EVIL if... :angel: |
...u are sniping little pigs on earth.
:sniper: You might be evil if... |
you think that "BHUINGKDMXNJHUKT" means something (In english)
Second person who replies to this post is evil if |
I stabed you in the Back.
i don't know what to say next if |
You don't know what to say.
You are very evil if... |
You know what to say but say you don't.
You might confuse someone evil if... |
You are nice for him. :angel:
And if someone who's evil is confused, then... |
... he'll probably even eat fruit pie.
Fruit pies are nice for Jones if ... |
...he's hungry.
I get hungry when... |
you're out of pie!
It's time for more pie when... |
...You out of bird seed.
You want bird seed if... |
...you plan to plant birds all over your back yard.
You stepped into a pile of pooh in your back yard because... |
It's been raining poo all month.
You might use this smiley :sniper: if... |
You think you're hotshot.
You like to show off because... |
... your red horns and devolic tail are looking real nice today :evil:
You migh think the person who posted this is not evil, but stupid because... |
...he is a n00b with 0 posts and spelled 'might' wrongly.
You might find me a n00b because... |
you think you're a master MC :P
You're a true master if... |
... if you went on a galleon and cut down the MAST and it went ERrrrrrr.
You'd be cutting down masts if... |
... You joined the Ghostbusters team.
You might think someone is from Ghostbusters if... |
... he has a lame signature and sings that stupid song all the time.
You might be telling everyone you're going to Rome, Italy but going to Rome, Georgia instead because... |
...you like the independant Asian country Georgia so much, that you'll in fact move all the ancient Roman ruines there.
You'd be listening to Gregorian chants if,... |
you are desperate enough to go to the church
You might get really desperate, if... |
you ask for a girl to vomit on your face
you are very hungry if |
...you ask a girl to vomit on your face.
Vomit can contain a lot of nutrients when... |
... the girls like healthy food
food can be healthy, if... |
...it isn't vomited on your face.
We're talking about :sick: because... |
...Himmler has started
he shouldn't start, because... |
...he's fifteen :beer: too early.
You might wanna order a beer (or skin a deer) if... |
...you're Finnish! You have no idea what these silly people do at night! Probably wandering the woods and chanting evil songs about red-nosed reindeers and stuff.
You might want to live in Dr. Kongo because... |
...you're a little parasite who feeds off the inside layers of the skin of medics.
This thread (as a whole) will make sense to you unless... |
...this is your first post in this thread and you are stupid and didn't read the first post to find out what is going on or how the game evolved.
You are stupid if... |
...you actually read all the posts posted in such threads.
You'll be dreaming about how evil you are if... |
...you're a narcoleptic arch-villain.
You could really use a nap if... |
...you spent too much time here
you can have a lot of free time, if... |
...you nibbled on your bosses spine for a long enough time.
You actually did nibble on it if... |
you have a weird fetish for things like that
You probably have a weird fetish if... |
You get turned on by people sniffing their armpits
You probbably get turned on by armpits if... |
...you're a Corynebacterium tenuis.
You get turned on by Latin words if... |
... your a necrophil.
You'd fear a necrophil if... |
you were dead...
You polish your shoes because... |
because you wan't to look like a normal person but you are just a freak WANTING to look normal :P
You are going insane if... |
you are dilusional.
If you were dilusional, you could know for sure by... |
going to exam not learning anything and actually PASS :P (happened today :D)
you are a black sheep if... |
You are Albino...
You might think AlbinoBlackSheep rocks if... |
you never listened to Nightwish before (Tarja has so great voice :wub: )
Your girlfriend/boyfriend left you because.... |
...you listen to Nightwish.
You might prefer cats over dogs because... |
(that was rude <_<)
|
you like licking them
you are EVIL (>:D) if |
...you push people down stair yelling "Don't fall down the stairs" behind them.
You visit Albinoblacksheep regularly if... |
you don't know about Abandonia :D
You like to wet yourself because... |
^you are too young to know there are other ways...
You may choose the wrong way, if... |
if there are signs pointing at it saying "danger, dont go this way"
you are evil if... |
you turn the sign on otherside
you might be fool if.. |
you think i'm funny
you are drunk if.. |
^... you think Himmler is funny. :D
You'll sleep with your best friend's girlfirend if... |
^you are schizophrenik
you might be romano if... |
you're not Himmler :D
you are dead if |
...you are Himmler.
You'd consider taking a cyanide pill if... |
^... you are forced to be Himmler. :D
You steal candies from little children if.... |
...you're wearing glasses that prevent seeing anything
you may be blind, when... |
You find Brittany Spears (sp?) attractive......
You may think George Bush is a great president when... |
...you're on his payroll.
you could roll, if... |
u have a spike attacked to your forhead( :blink: )
you are a mass-murderer if |
you throw every person down the stairs :whistle:
you might be female if... |
you play with people's feelings (:()
you go home drunk when... |
you're in playbanosh situation
you are a fallen angel if |
you are angel, who met himmler=D
you might be burned angel if... :whistle: |
^... you are Lucy Liu in hell. :D
You might want to kill a guy named "Charlie" if... |
...an army of Charlies assualted your house.
You'd run away from my computer when... |
Pools of blood started pouring out from your CD drive...
You'd kill the whole "O Rly?" owl thing if... |
you didn't like owls that speak
you would shoot everyone you know if |
Jack Thompson would be right
you are baffled when... |
... you spot tulac in motion :D
You'd think about doing some sports again if... |
You went totally insane.
This would never happen because... |
you're on pills.
Which is likely if... |
You really are insane
The doormonkey ate your pills because... |
...his name is Gordon.
You might want to call yourself Borut because... |
... the only other option is Master MC.
You might want to call yourself Master MC because... |
You own MCness.
You'd own Mcnes because... |
you have an ORLY thingy in your avi.
you might want to say "O RLY" if ... |
someone tells you you won the lottery
you might get frozen if... |
you live in Futurama
you might be animal if... |
... you get in conflict with this moral stuff.
You might need to get in conflict with this moral stuff if .... |
^... your cousin looks too beautiful. :D
You might want to post disgusting littl' smilies if... |
...Your not creative enough to come up with words
You might stop responding to this thread if.... |
... you are the the one who started this thread.
You are evil, if... |
...haven't created such a thread in a completely different forum.
You'll get banned for evilness if,... |
you follow the path of warez
you are a nerdy geek if |
^... you are a geeky nerd.
Women love geeks for... |
...their dance moves.
You might be persuaded to shake your groove thang if... |
^... that hot gal in that red dress already rented a room for us afterwards. :max:
You might rent a room if... |
You needed a place to live.
You might regret renting a room with a bunch of strangers if... |
they happen to be annoying...
You bang your head in the wall when... |
One of your roommates thoughtfully bricks up your door while you sleep, and you wake up in the middle of the night and need to pee really bad.
You're going to need some paper towels if... |
you swim in a pool of ketchup
you are eating to many burgers if... |
...you just drive through the drive in and get our bag
without having to order. You ruined your car if... |
...You got oil on it, then there was a nearby smoker lighting a cigerette.
You are a smoker if... |
... you are a freak, have no friends are pale and smell like it.
You may want to stop smoking if ... |
... you have to replace your CD-Rom drive the 381st time.
You run a CD if... |
You want to play a game!
You are nuts if........... |
...You are a squirrel
You eat a squrrel if... |
... you want to eat some nuts really bad and you can't find any and you think that squirrel had eaten them
You are evil if... |
you kick people in the nuts...
you like ice cream with nuts because... |
It Tastes good!!!
You are a communist if............... |
....you wear red underwear with a golden star. Same with your sheets and covers.
You spend money if..... |
...you buy original games
You buy/and/or/download pirate games if... |
you are playbahnosh
you would cut your leg if |
If your leg was under a bolder
you crave a cheese burger if |
You discover an atomic bomb in it!
OT:You are a communist if.................Your using a MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/8392/maclow7dd.jpg You smash your head in the computer screen like this: http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3...uter4ri6bb.gif if................................................ ........................................ |
:blink: you really need psychogical assistance.
You post gory .gif's if.... |
your nick is The Good Soldier Švejk
You smash sennheiser 650 headphone if? |
You have a new one, and want fun!!! LOL
You are thinking you are a WW1 Pilot if............................. |
... you want to kill a neat game in a forum.
You keep on movin' if.... |
Someone has a gun to your back.
You keep dancing if.... |
...you fear that otherwise your partner might step on your toes and squish them.
You care about your toes because (and please don't say that it's because they were a dear gift from your beloved mother and father)... |
...because it is such a beloved gift from your mother and the milkman
Your mother prefers the milkman over your father because... (o, sorry, technically speaken, the milkman is your father then, well consider this message non-posted) |
...the milkman under your father is just weird.
You might need more calcium in your diet if... |
... your bones break by just typing on the keyboard.
You typing speed is amazing if.... |
........you are the Guy in the "Gory Gif" Above!
You Test the Fire Mechanism Of a Torpedoe With a Hammer LOL IF....................... |
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EDIT: You go :Titan: when.... |
...nature calls.
You hear nature (or any other voice) call if... |
you see a waterfall...
....you feel the need to ban someone if... |
...that person is a barbaric test subject.
You'll regret banning someone if... |
That person made sweet love with you, and now refuses to do so.
You refuse to make sweet love if... |
...you have diabetis.
You're sweet but evil if... |
You're a really good, but expensive candy.
You might be posting too much when... |
...when replying your own reply's
You poke badger's if..... |
You touch yourself at night. And have a funny avatar.
You feel the urge to kick someone if... |
they are sexy like Grinder.
You are sexy like Grinder if... |
.............if You're Grinder!
You Like Metal Gear Solid If............... |
...you're Ozzy Osbourne.
You use electricity because... |
You have flashy cats eyes to light up.
You hate cats if... |
they pee on your shoulder.
you get addicted to computers if... |
....................if You're Playing Submarine Games!
@Grinder I Hope you don't Have any Serious Problems With Cats.......Cos i Have 1. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7242/frgvieh8qx.jpg Her Name is "Fergie" and Shes Damn the Most intelligent Cat i Ever Seen......She can even open Doors............ You're Playing too Much Submarine Games if............................. |
...you're addicted to computers.
@Good Soldier: yeah cats rule! I've got 6 :bleh: You hate dogs because... |
... all the others like them and you don't want to be an opportunist.
Dogs rock!! :ok: You are definetly not 1337 if.... |
... you're 1338.
and you sure as hell aren't looking at three hotdogs doing a striptease on a barbwire fence if... |
...............you're A$$ is Burning!
You Have a Stupid Grinning Avarar Like Me IF.......................... |
... your too thick too realise no-one likes your stupid grinning avatar.
You only look on the bright side of life if... |
..You have a great set of friends (Yay! go my friends!)
You'll only have good friends if... |
...You aren't dead.
...You would think this thread is not new but old and going to die if... |
... there are people talking about its death and other people spamming it full!!!
You're a ghost in shell if.... |
something went wrong with the silver bullet.
You are banging your head against a wall if... |
...That wall has something against your head
You've never seen a wall if... |
... you've not been a citizen of ther German Democratic Republic!!! :D
You play a terriffic guitar-solo if... |
..You want to.
You are (here it comes) evil if... |
...if You're Hitler!
You're Goin Bananas if... |
you start looking over your shoulder after you've seen my avatars message
you might be evil if.... |
...Big Brother is watching you
You would watch Big Brother if... |
you look over your sholder after seeing faralar's Avatar (hard to say)
You would look at Faralar's avatar (hard to say) if... |
... you think about difficult words to say.
You're a Sax Machine if..... |
...you're too much of a geek to be a Sex Machine.
You are a geek if... |
...you call yourself a sax machine
You prefer music to sex if... |
... your mate is really bad in bed.
You have a bad bed if.... |
the floor is softer
you are soft if... |
...if you are gay!
You are a Hero of the Soviet Union if... |
...you've killed lots of innocent people
you are a killer if |
...sarcastic people tell you your jokes really crack them up
You really shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning if |
...You're still suffering from overdose of coke effects.
You were up at 3 this morning because... |
you was bored..
you might fall of the bycikle if |
...you can't actually ride the bicycle
The windows wants to kill you if... |
you walk under construction site
you watch OC california if >< |
...Stargate isn't on :D
You would prefer drama to sci-fi if... |
... you're sissy tempered.
You're watching Sissy on TV if... |
...you're one yourself :D (I don't know Sissy, but it was too tempting LOL )
You will frown at Bill Hicks if... |
....you have a sense of humor
you don't have a sense of humor if..... |
... you think painting your cat green is really funny.
You paint your room with red dots if.... |
,and only if, you're out of green (after painting the cat)
Your 'attic' is dimly lit if.. |
if its lit with X-mas lights
you smack Santa Claus if........ |
...If you cant get with Mrs Clause.
Youd rather an elf to Rudolph if... |
... you're "from the other shore". :D
You swim off that shore if... |
...Rudolph was having a sleepover party
youd throw one too if... |
If you thinks that grammar matters in these posts. :bleh:
you throw stones in glass houses if................ |
... you got some free time. Well, everybody does that all the time really (or maybe it is just me!).
You throw eggs at chicken if ... |
...the chicken came first, and it's a small chicken and you are sure it won't beat you up.
You'll throw chickens into a pile of eggs if... |
...you want to check which one will break
You reach the speed of an unladen Nazgul if.... |
Wait! You must specify: European or African?
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you reach the speed of a european unladen nazgul, the one with the twin engine and the extra long wings, but without those fancy things at the tips of the wings, IF....
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LOL
...you're being chased by one and you really, REALLY want to cling onto your life for a bit longer. You're a "depressingly stupid machine" if... |
...if you are DDR! (Der Dumme Rest)
You are a Sick Spammer Idiot if... |
-his eyes stare on U-Boat Commander David "o_O"- [cough],[cough]
you don't like yourself if.. |
you're sitting in a bath tub (between a female bear and her cub) filled with pirhanas, playing 'will-it-fall-into-my-tub?" with a toaster, thinking you'd look better as Zha Zha Gabor on a bad hair day, all while enjoying a nice, hot cup of poison.
You're a gullible mug if... |
...you believe that Duke Nukem Forever will come out...
you are a fierce chipmunk if.... |
If you play chip and dale.
You are a very silly man if... |
Graham Chapman's The Colonel enters and order you to stop because it's too silly.
You're another Groo if |
.... you keep falling over because yu can't tie your shoe-laces correctly.
You're having ugly boots on your feet if... |
...50 cent is your idol...
your mother is a grizzly bear if.... |
she beats your friends to a pulp for coming in between you and her.
You have utterly failed to be evil if... |
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you're strapped to the chair you're sitting on...
you like to eat kebabs because... |
you can't resist food with (a) spit in it.
You can spot a three headed monkey at 5 miles if |
...your mother-in-law's house is five miles away.
your teddy bear will eat you if... |
You keep calling him Dupert instead of Rupert
You cause a sensation in the news if |
..you define what a teddy bear is and make it a scientific discovery
you are increasingly disturbed if... |
... you're arguing with your pets about political issues.
You have extremely cool pets if.... |
Your pet stegosaurus can drive a truck
you like nachos if... |
alternatively, you could gnaw your legs off for supper, but you realize that you have already done that.
Your job interview doesn't work out at all for you, if |
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some unhinged burglar hadn't already run off with the doors
You'll confuse a cat if... |
...if you are a Sick Idiot.
You try to Spam without getting a Warnlevel Incrase but Fail If... |
you try to spam here..
You like Monty Python's spam sketch if.. |
...if you are me! :ok:
you hate the Monty Python's spam sketch if... |
Smith and Jones point a shotgun at you and advice you to hate the Pythons.
You'd rather drink the water than walk on it if... |
..you are an unladen nazgul
you would kill an unladen Nazgul before sleeping with the guy in Mighty Midgets avater if... |
... you are desperately trying to improve you image.
You wear your sunglasses at night if.... |
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You will be evil by killing everyone who thinks you are a geek because... |
...you're a Hitman: Blood Money Addicted Psycho.
You scalp your neighbor because... (66th Page.... 600 to go :D) |
i dunno it sounded like a good idea at the time...
You burnt down the Emergency Ward on Christmas Eve because... |
... you caught fire on one of these candles that automatically re-light.
You buy loads of candles (including the box! :nuts:) for a incredibly low price if... |
...Your friend has lit up your other friends, and they their friends, and they their friends... until everyone is dead and you don't have enough candles for all of them, so you find a candle lying on the street, and then another one, and another one... until you take all the candles and some lunatic sells you the box.
Jesus would be evil if... (no offence) |
...he would trip old grannies up when they are crossing the street. :confused:
You are reading newspapers too often if... |
...You wanna find out if one of the grannies Jesus tripped was the lunatic who sold the box. :nuts:
You think that you are evil if... |
... you bribe your brother to play on the PC (i don't do that)
You think your teacher's evil if... |
...he says the test would be in one week and it really will be tomorrow.
Your printer is evil if... |
You're evil if you're Icewolf :)
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You didn't get the game Kugerfang!! :amused:
You have to complete my sentence: Your printer is evil if... |
You happen to belong to Icewolf's office.
Your right earlobe is evil if... |
You have a skull earring dangling on it.
The Screenshot quiz is evil When......... |
You forget to wear your glasses ;)
Your elephant is evil when... |
when he poops on you.
You're games are evil if...... |
That game is Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing :p
Racing is evil if... |
it's RACist (get it?)
The Weighted Companion Cube is evil if...... |
It's incinerated :laugh:.
The GLADos is cute if... |
not if, but when she sings
true love is evil if.. |
your lover leaves you.
Gordon Freeman is evil if........ |
he pays no taxes.
Taxies are evil if... |
... they drive over your feet.
A foreign fleet is evil if ..... |
... you say: "You might be evil if...".
You might be evil if... |
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A foreign fleet is evil if ..... |
...they shoot first and then ask questions
An Evil Genius is evil if... |
... he/she/it tries to put all his ingenuity in an invention that might be able to destoy the world!
Your USB-Wireless Mouse Receiver is extremely evil if... |
...if it always interrupt your Wi-Fi Router
your Girlfriend/Wife is always evil if... |
...she's anything like the one I use to have.
All villains are extremely evil,... |
when they'll steal every wiimote on earth
armpits are evil if... |
they are armpits of doom™
your armpits of doom™ are of doom when they are.. |
... they are made by Hellish Inc.
All your Hellish Inc. products are evil if... |
They are sold at a demonmarket.
Jim Carrey is evil if |
if he stars in another comedy movie.
A robot is evil if... |
... it doesnt respect u in the morning.
God is evil if.... |
he ever allows another Paulie Shore movie to exist.
Orphaned, baby kittens are evil if... |
they turn out to be tough and stringy :amused:
Marriage is evil if..... |
... it is a regular one... :D
Grammar is evil if... |
It are have not an good way.
Grandma is evil if... |
... she's knitting a gun.
Kelly Clarkson is evil if... |
... she doesn't stop singing.
A fountain is evil if... |
.... it founds the fountation and impersonates itself as foundation: FLAG.
Your broom is extremely evil if... |
... it's a trench broom.
Your PC is evil if... |
... its OS is Windows Vista.
The chalkboard in class is evil if ... |
...Someone runs their finger nails down it.
A banana is evil if... |
...you keep it in your pocket.
Viagra is evil if... |
..you're in dire need of it and it's stored at the top shelf where you just can't reach it
coffee is evil if.. |
...it has Viagra in it.
George Bush is evil if... |
He cums in the cream
Cream is evil if.. |
... it slips from the cak
Hair are evil ... |
If they're there as well.
Yo momma is evil if... |
She puts viagra in your dad's coffee.
Your dad is evil if .... |
He decides not to drink it.
Your cat is evil if... |
... it has three heads and destroys an entire country every time it meows.
Arete is evil if... |
she chops people's heads off for being silly.
AlumiuN is evil if... |
Instead of answering this, I'm going to see what people come up with. Be creative, I'm offering a grand prize of 0 PoEs for the best suggestion with a prize pool of 0 PoEs for second and third.
BTW Arete, you spelled my name wrong. :D |
AlumiuN is evil.. if he ever decides to become a tv game-host giving away the same kind of prizes in trade of 20 dollar a minute phonecalls
Your toilet seat is evil if.. |
... You trap your willy in it.
Bog roll is evil if... |
... it's actually a roll of pliable sandpaper.
Your Pontiac Trans Am is evil if... |
you decide to call 'her' Christine
your nosehair gets pretty evil if.. |
... it grows fangs and has the urge to mow the lawn.
Windows is evil if... |
...it exists.
Computers are evil if... |
they are used by evil headless squirrels to take over the internet
your pinky is evil if.. |
... it uses Windows.
Your index finger is evil if... |
..it picks at your nosehair
Cookies are evil if.. |
... the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate. You know what I mean.
This thread is evil if... |
... everybody keeps posting evil stuff! :D
Tax is evil if ... |
... Microsoft implements it in Windows 7.
The :thumbs: smiley is evil if... |
..if you ever use it again
a 24" widescreen monitor is evil if.. |
..If it's just 2" high.
Abandonia is evil when.... |
... it's database notifies you that there are too many connections to it.
Your headset is evil if... PS: Quote:
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... it has a built in hot glue gun.
Belgium is evil if... |
Evil
if they stop making those awesome waffles.
Your car is evil if. |
you're evil when you're yourself
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lynch: |
well, that's pretty evil.
yet your car is evil if.. |
it's toyota
all your base is evil if |
They belong to us.
Your lymph nodes are evil if... |
...your mother is a lymphomaniac.
I'm not sure what is evil when... |
I systematically slay an entire race and acquire the (good) template because I helped a child smile.
Gambling away pieces of eight is evil if... |
the prize is a abandonia-destroying trojan horse
Old men are evil if.. |
...they are 53, live in Belgium and are called 'dosraider'.
Not being able to think what to say next is evil when... |
... you are having a really nice date.
Getting a cheap lunch is evil if... |
...you find it was constructed purely of baby birds, hence the 'cheep'. :doh:
Having too many tabs open in Firefox is evil if... |
there's a java applet running in each of them
alumiun is evil if |
...he decides to talk about himself in the third person.
_r.u.s.s. is... no, wait, that's too easy... _r.u.s.s. isn't evil if... |
... he's doing a bungee jump for advertising a new tea brand.
Your whiteboard is evil if... |
...it's black.
Detroit is evil if... |
... there's SlimShady in it.
The Bronx is evil if... (is there a case when the Bronx ISN'T evil?! :D) |
... _r.u.s.s. is bungee jumping into it to advertise a new brand of tea
The Bronx isn't evil if... |
... you are the owner... :D
Tin is evil if ... |
... it's Tintin.
Little fluffy bunnies are evil if ... |
they are raised up by the person above me
MAKING RUSS DO BUNJEE JUMPING IN ORDER TO ADVERTISE SOME TEA IS EVIL when.. |
... the idea was created during high coffee tide.
Eating chocolate cookies is evil if... |
It's dark chocolate (dun dun duuun). Torturing the lol_r.u.s.s is evil if...
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...you're torturing him by not torturing him.
Pink Floyd are evil if... |
..they decide to make you uncomfortably numb
saturday nights are evil if.. |
...it's suddenly Sunday morning.
Wednesday is evil if... |
it's technically not hump day.
Not being able to solve a problem for technical reasons is evil if... |
...you're force to solve them while the person forcing you knows they're unsolvable.
Prime Evil is evil when... |
it's Optimus Prime.
Your soda-maxx (machine for turning water into carbonated water) is evil if... |
... when it morphs into Soda-Max-Payne and starts killing gangsters and police.
Duke Nukem is evil when... |
... he's a duke and nukes 'em.
A vault is evil if... |
...it is being used to house Austrians whose names are Fritz.
The :thumbs: smiley is evil if... |
It's a pole vault.
Guitars are evil if... |
... you play a mean solo on them.
Your pen is extremely evil if... |
... it kills people. (Who here has seen Johnny English? :D)
Rowan Atkinson is evil if... |
.... he's not making any jokes... :omg:
Pressing various keys is evil if... |
...they're not as much keys as big, sinister-looking red buttons.
Playing with hydrogen bombs is all fun and joy if... |
..it weren't for the evilness in bombs
your camera is evil if.. |
... it sends images of a buck naked you to every woman you try to focus on through their windows.
http://vizsla365.com/uploaded_images...sla-714527.jpg and http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/13...714cd39fb5.jpg and http://www.joewest.ca/Robin/baby_seal_T3542.jpg are evil if... |
if you put them all together in the same room
a fresh and unfold [insert your homeland currency here]bill is evil if.. |
...if you pay the underage gypsy *****/fortune teller with it
Jews are evil if... |
they'r broken jaws and you're hungry.
Evil is really, really, REALLY evil if... |
He sends you directly to hell without any permission.:devil:
I'm soooo evil if... |
... I loosen the cap of the saltshaker in a restaurant.... :D Tehe...
Phoning hell's hotline is evil if ... |
... hell freezes over and it becomes a cold-line.
Phones in general are evil if... |
...If someone calls you and the phone redirects you to amazon.com to pay a lot of money for nothing.
Mobile phone viruses are evil if... |
they fall in to the water
Next: You are evil if...... |
... if I spell it backwards and execute teh following code:
#include <string.h> #include <stdio.h> int main(void) { char *str = "a"; strcat (str, "live"); printf ("I am %s", str); exit(1); return 0; } Teh is evil if... |
If you miss it up with a common english article, 'the'.
English articles are evil if... |
you don`t speek inglish.
The Inglish are evil if..... |
You're the only one to use Inglish.
English articles PWN Inglish if... |
they speek spanish
The espanish pizza are evil if... |
they turn out to be italian! :confused:
Pizza ingredients are evil if... |
they change an become the master of the world!
The world is evil if..... |
... All planets start orbiting the other way, and evolution starts going backwards, and we all become monkeys, and find ourselves fighting against dinosaurs.
Dinos are evil if... |
if they forget to brush between meals
Dwarf women are evil if.. |
they have hair growing even in their ****** (Yuck!).
Hahahajejeje is boohoohoo:sob::sob::sob: if... :bleh: |
:sob:
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if..mm..
is evil if it rules the world the world is evil again if.... |
There are tons of people going on the street with red lightsabers.
Luke Skywalker is evil if... |
he's switching to the dark side for getting cookies.
Having a meal is evil if... |
it turns into a Mcdonald meal.
Mcdonald meals era evil if... |
...you have a FishMac in it.... :sick:
Fish sticks are evil if......................................... |
..... they are STILL alive.
I am evil if....... |
Due to your pirate tendency, you first copy all the websites on your PC, then FORMAT the internet. (Except for AB. :bleh: )
Command Line Parameters are evil if... |
if it's a /666 or -666 or +worldtakeover command
fluffy bunny tails are evil if.. |
If not the python eats the bunny tails, but the bunny tails eat the python.
widdle white wabbits, or thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbits are evil if... :wabbit: |
if you dont stop making rims.
the Mac Company is evil if..... |
They start producing Microsoft products.
Bill Gates is evil if... |
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... you have a B in front of your name.
Big orange umbrellas are evil if... |
they turn in big lue umbrellas
Blood Pigggy is evil if...... |
He feels like it.
Marylin Munroe's left leg is evil if... |
it converts into a shoulder!!!
The aliens are evil if...... |
... They infiltrate the government by controlling high-ranked official's minds, causing a third world war.
hahajejeje is evil if... |
It makes a terrible and carismatic plan for take over the world with base in the moon,mars and saturn cosisting in use the three planets and crash it on the earth that will provocate a huge expansive ond that will make me go over aour galaxy...MUAJAJAJAJA!!!!escaping away of course...
The planets are evil if..... |
... If they are all gas giants with no moons.
Neural gases are evil if... |
they stuck on your head jajaja
the simpson are evil if..... |
..well, actually, no need for an if, because they're ALREADY evil!!!!!!!!!!!
I might be insane and evil if........... |
... you Lemmings.game ceased working.
Scrambled eggs are evil if ... |
they are not scrambled enough.
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall is evil if... |
...you can't beat it.
AlumiuN is evil if..... |
...he uses this smiley - :evil:
Cheese is evil if... |
he uses this smiley :)
hahajejeje is evil if.... |
....he doesn't like Lemmings.
Lemmings are evil if..... |
... they have a little countdown above their head and you are near them.
You folders are evil if... |
They are all red even though you have just commited your changes.
Bubble sort is evil if... |
it returns the fatal exception error 0E.
Runtime errors are evil if... |
You're trying to play a sierra game in the mid 1990's.
Crazy scientists who live in volcanic underground lairs are evil if... |
they wear pink rabbit panties
i'm evil if |
you wear pink rabbit EEEEEEW... Panties.
The interblargle is evil if... |
... it creates SQL/drupal connection errors.
Getting only 2 Google results for interblargle is evil if ... |
...you mean to search for inter blargle
crappy internet connections are evil if... |
...they won't let you visit Abandonia.
A hamster is evil if... |
it is the hamster of doom!
Watching TV far into the night is evil if ... |
...it brainwash you.
A rainy working day is evil if... |
...it is acid rain.
I, The_Lemming, am evil if..... |
if you kill all the lemmings.
The Pope is evil if... |
... he makes doubtful statements... :hihihi:
Your little doggie is evil if... |
...it chews on the bottom of my jeans (which she does... quite a bit... and while I wear them, too). Or shoes (which she also happens to do).
DOSBox is evil if... |
it's not at all installed on your PC.
LOLCODE is evil if ... |
... it's a Virus Code
a lightbulb is evil if ... |
it necroposts :p
Bob Satan is evil if... |
...he has screenshots from old horror games all around his account.
Monster in my Pockets are evil if... |
they steal your money.
Winter is evil if |
... it doesn't behave like you expected.
Burgers are evil if... |
you don't finish them in one bite and are injured :D
Pokémon are evil if.. |
they take over the world.
Cellphones are evil if... |
...they turn out to actually cause cancer after all and we all die.
Windows is evil if... |
it works.
Tomekk is evil if |
... he didn't have his afternoon nap.
Returning from holidays is evil if... |
they want to make you do all the work you could have done in that time in the span of a couple of days.
Being sleepy at work is evil if... |
...your boss comes in after you involuntarily fall asleep and sees you sleeping on the job.
Empanadas are evil if... |
they are badly cooked or if they are way too spicy.
Falling asleep during a meeting at work ( :blush: )is evil if... |
...your boss tries to talk to you, or important information is mentioned.
Fedora Core is evil if... |
... it's not Linux... :o
The evil is evil if ... |
it makes you love your work.
Blogs are evil if... |
they make you waste all morning trying to be up-to-date on them
Orange juice is evil if... |
the bits are taken out.
Tea spoons are evil if... |
they bend without you using your magical willpower.
Advertrisement is evil if ... |
they invade your attention focus.
Subliminal advertising is evil if... |
it makes you salivate at products in shopping windows you don't even need.
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The thread dies!
Coffee is evil if... |
it doesn't affect you anymore.
Ice cream is evil if... |
it slips of the cone when you lick it.
Clothes pegs are evil if... |
they break and fails to hold your clean clothes.
Carpentry is evil if... |
You are evil if your nickname is Wicky
puuuuuuuuuuuuuukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all over the place Sred closed! :D |
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:eww: What the...! |
... hell is evil if this is not?
Alvin, Simon and Theodor aka The Chipmunks are evil if... |
you start singing like them.
abandonia is evil if... |
...it haz wild beastiality pr0n on it.
Hangovers are evil if... |
you didn't have a good night.
Vacuums are evil if... |
... they don't stay in the cleaner... :confused:
Sports-practice is evil if... |
ESA takes over.
pizza is evil if... |
it burns the top of your mouth.
Brie is evil if... |
it's not old enough. :sick:
Pronouncing WYSIWYG as a word is evil if... |
you can't actually say what you see is what you get.
smoking is evil if... |
you happens to have a weakness against cancerous particles depositing in your respiratory system.
Combos are evil if... |
they don't contain what you want.
Cakes are evil if... |
..They are Carrot.
Superhero movies are evil if... |
They contain Robin.
pestle and mortars are evil if... |
Quote:
...they are used with people Plants are evil if... |
...they produce absolutely no useful products (wood, oxygen, fruit, etc.)
Vista is evil because... |
...it exists.
Superhero Movie Directers are evil if... |
...they mistreat their actors.
The theory of evolution is evil if... |
...If it reverses evolution.
Superhero Movie Actors are evil if... |
...They aren't Tobey Maguire
After holiday weight is evil if... |
...It occurs before the holidays.
Insane mass-murderering dolls are evil if... |
... minors see them on TV. :nono:
Posting every minute in turn is evil if... |
you are Icewolf.
Enjoying hard candy is evil if... |
...It tastes bad.
Aliens are evil if... |
... it's them from Ridley Scott.
Mario is evil if ... |
...He beats Sonic.
Ice missiles are evil if... |
they are a crappy rip-off of Magic Missile
Memorizing spells is evil if... |
...If you have to do it in battle.
Disney is evil if... |
he is called Walt.
Emoticons are evil if... |
THEY EAT YOUR BRAINS!
Capital letters are evil if... |
... YOU USE THEM ALL THE TIME!
Flash-ads are evil if ... |
They are your source of nourishment
Misplaced socks are evil if... |
a mouse colony has declared them to be their new home.
Subwoofers are evil if... |
...They're right beside your fragile little ears!
... :smug: face is evil if... |
It appears everywhere.
Blackouts are evil if... No, it will not work, blackouts are always evil. Yearning for ice cream is evil if... |
It's blood ice cream
That fellow behind you is evil if... |
...he has a knife!
...avatars are evil if... |
They are evil incarnate.
Redundancy is evil if... |
...If it is the evil incarnate!
...Redundancy is evil if... |
...That fellow behind you does it.
That vampire drinking your blood is evil if... |
...he is drinking your blood :smug:
...jklhsdfpoiajhdcdmcioajnewioqwjnpiaidfsidnas.... |
if hidden there is the secret of life, the universe and everything.
Smilies are evil if... |
...they arn't smiling.
...Evil people are evil if... |
they are evil.
Dark water is evil if... |
you drink it
Spoons are evil if... |
They are used to take off your eyes.
Napkins are evil if... |
...they arn't napping up your kin.
...Gourmet French Chefs that specialize in Jewish co-sure cuisine are evil if... |
...It isn't cosure.
That fellow with the Crowbar is evil if... |
he is not Gordon Freeman.
Old pictures are evil if... |
They document your birth.
The moon is evil if... |
... it crashes on your head. :confused:
Life in the fast lane is evil if... |
you are named Jones.
Itchy feet are evil if... |
...If you don't know the insider joke related to them.
...trying to escape a maximum security prison by injecting yourself with a serum which will make you look and feel dead, much similar to the one in Romeo and Juliet, and then being stuck into a coffin and taken out of the prison, but then being unable to open the coffin and actually be buried in the ground is evil if... |
A fellow named George A. Romero eats your brains afterwards.
That vampire jumping up and down on your bed is evil if... |
... it is not female and sexy.
Full RAID-disks are evil if... |
...They're bug repellant
Bill Gates on your sofa for 50 years straight is evil if... |
... he's occupying your seat hollow!
Not having your favourite coverlet on your couch is plain evil if ... |
...if you don't get paid for that inframercial!
Blue Screens of Death ARNT evil if; |
...you are a combo breaker
Big, tasty, full of stuff hamburgers are evil if... |
the rissole is insipid.
Your Rumpsteak is evil if... |
...You don't know what it is.
Bill Gates assaulting you is evil if... |
he touches you inappropriately.
Drinking anti-freeze is evil if... |
... if it's hot out there
Being silly is evil ... |
...It's Psycho-Silly!
That fellow shooting your mattress is evil if... |
Quote:
typing format C: is evil if... |
you make a virus to destroy the entire internet!
going on drugs is evil if... |
you do it alone...
listening to music is evi if... |
It's so loud it explodes the universe... including you
the old fashion way of anything is evil if... |
it is done with a new-age flair
That guy over there might be evil if... |
he's doing a poo
playing this game is evil if |
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