you don't know about Abandonia :D

You like to wet yourself because...

^you are too young to know there are other ways...

You may choose the wrong way, if...

if there are signs pointing at it saying "danger, dont go this way"

you are evil if...

you turn the sign on otherside

you might be fool if..

you think i'm funny

you are drunk if..

^... you think Himmler is funny. :D

You'll sleep with your best friend's girlfirend if...

^you are schizophrenik

you might be romano if...

you're not Himmler :D

you are dead if

...you are Himmler.

You'd consider taking a cyanide pill if...

^... you are forced to be Himmler. :D

You steal candies from little children if....