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The Bard 05-02-2010 10:17 PM

War never changes n' shit
 
I gots a question: if you had to choose between a Zombocalypse and a Nuclear Apocalypse (fallout/mad max) to live in, which would you choose and why?

Tomekk 05-02-2010 10:42 PM

Nuclear apocalypse.

Why? Fallout :thumbs:

Fubb 05-02-2010 10:46 PM

i chose fallout for this simple reason;

Less threats. There could be thousands of zombies ina single area, where as in the Nuclear world you'll only have a few raiders or something. Sure, radiation would be there and in the real world none of us (or atleast, you gusy that live in cities) would live long enough to even see the effects of radioactive fallout, but for smaller populated areas liek my town i'd get to see general anarchy take over. Remember, we'd live in the immidiate aftermath of world War 3, not years later like the Fallout games!

El Quia 05-02-2010 11:06 PM

No love for the stiffs :(

TheChosen 06-02-2010 12:05 AM

If the bombs would drop, the future might not, and probably wont be, anything like Mad Max or Fallout.

Go see a film called "Threads". I've heard its pretty horrifying.

esgmaster 06-02-2010 02:13 AM

This is pretty much choosing weither you'd like to freeze to death or be burned to death. Both are unpleasant as heck, and you don't what 'em to happen.

That aside, a nuclear apoc would be easier to survive in.

El Quia 06-02-2010 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esgmaster (Post 396062)
This is pretty much choosing weither you'd like to freeze to death or be burned to death. Both are unpleasant as heck, and you don't what 'em to happen.

That aside, a nuclear apoc would be easier to survive in.


Well, not really, radiactivity and nuclear winter sucks... but at least, the odds are that your dead would be a lot more impersonal than in a zombie apocalypse.. I mean, I would prefer to die because of impersonal radiation poisoning or out of hunger than being devoured by a ravenous zombie!

Himmler 06-02-2010 05:47 AM

fallout! moar meat on some people!

Panthro 06-02-2010 10:00 AM

Zombi-pocalypse for me.

No radioactivity, plenty of food, fuel and water for survival. Also, there's a rather clear end-game... get rid of the zombies, and the world is okay again.

Nukes covering everything would kinda spoil the earth a bit, doncha think?

supa_mario 07-02-2010 04:17 AM

I voted for Nuclear apocalypse but I now realise that I'd prefer a zombie one. I've always wanted to loot a supermarket in a zombie apocalypse (Cliched much?).

Fubb 07-02-2010 04:22 AM

You assume there'd be tihngs to loot. think, depending on how fast everything spread, everything may already be looted by the time you get to it, unless the infection spreads UBER FAUST in which case no one would have had time to loot

Fubb 07-02-2010 04:27 AM

Threads: Dis Shit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQo0BQM3OlQ

dude watching this scares me! Im afraid of the nuclear apocalypse now, TC :p

aarne 07-02-2010 05:44 AM

YES CUT ALL THEYRE HEADS OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Wicky 07-02-2010 09:00 AM

I voted for Zombies without a doubt!
Can't stand invisible radiation which is everywhere (for the next 10.000 years)
all the hot chicks would be horribly mutated in nuclear fallout whereas in zombie land you could save them :)

El Quia 07-02-2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wicky (Post 396226)
all the hot chicks would be horribly mutated in nuclear fallout whereas in zombie land you could save them :)

And on the next they, they will try to eat you... and I don't mean it in a good way :p

hunvagy 07-02-2010 07:31 PM

I think I'd prefer nuclear fallout against me having to kill all my friends, relatives, loved ones, pets, etc. Z day may leave the world intact, but with everyone eating up everyone else, there wouldn't be much more left from technology or society than after a nuclear blast.

Fubb 07-02-2010 09:07 PM

after watching The day After (an american one made in 1983) and where the wind blows (a cartoon one from 1986) i am now throughouly afraid of the nuclear apocalypse.

Eagle of Fire 08-02-2010 05:56 PM

If I had to choose? Well, none of those options are appealing.

I'd however choose a zombie apocalypse... Since you actually have a chance to survive it.

I don't think you guys realize how games are... Well... games. In fallout, the hero start in secluded vault which was supposedly (badly) shielded from the radiation... After so long that they are actually the second generation of people and their grandparents are already dead

The chance that someone writing here would be included in such a situation would be infinitesimal.

Titan 08-02-2010 08:41 PM

Nukes!

Nuclear winter would cancel global warming = win-win

Both scenarios contains loads of guns, so I'm happy.

angry axe 09-02-2010 02:08 AM

zombies! because my dad has 35 guns in his collection and i assume a ton of ammo (i also assume that these zombies cant run and that i can fly)

esgmaster 09-02-2010 02:15 AM

You know, in an actual zombie apoc, there wouldn't be no flesh-eaters, just a voodoo dude who can kill by mixing chicken feathers and blood.

angry axe 09-02-2010 09:49 AM

Nice ESG, you just ruined my childhood fantasies

Tomekk 09-02-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esgmaster (Post 396340)
You know, in an actual zombie apoc, there wouldn't be no flesh-eaters, just a voodoo dude who can kill by mixing chicken feathers and blood.

WTF :dunno:

Wicky 09-02-2010 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esgmaster (Post 396340)
You know, in an actual zombie apoc, there wouldn't be no flesh-eaters, just a voodoo dude who can kill by mixing chicken feathers and blood.

Watched too much Live and Let Die?

Saccade 09-02-2010 05:01 PM

I'd take the Wasteland.
There are zombies there, too, so it's the best of both worlds.

The human race could do with having around 99% of its population vaporised in a nuclear explosion and/or die in the aftermath of nuclear war.
(that 99/100 applies to everyone)
If they just changed into zombies, there's hope of a cure.

There is no cure for death by disintergration.

[ed]
I think ESG's talking about *real* zombies.
You know - the voodoo ones.

esgmaster 10-02-2010 02:35 AM

Yeah, I was talking about the original zombies.

Of course in either scenario, getting onto an island would be a good idea...

Fubb 10-02-2010 02:36 AM

Do you think teddybears can come to life from a mix of radiation? I want my teddy bear to coem to life. Or my stuffed penguins.

Yes, i have more then one penguin stuffy.

supa_mario 10-02-2010 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubb (Post 396440)
Do you think teddybears can come to life from a mix of radiation? I want my teddy bear to coem to life. Or my stuffed penguins.

Yes, i have more then one penguin stuffy.

I bet the voodoo guy in esgmaster's zombie apocalypse can do that.

hunvagy 10-02-2010 05:33 AM

That's what the world needs. A skinny black guy with skull tattoos and speaking in cajun accent as mastermind, commanding an army of Mardi Gras Zombies XD

arete 10-02-2010 06:31 AM

Nooo, an army of angry zombie teddybears and stuffed penguins. They're comin' to get youuuu, Fubby!

Fubb! Fubb! Fubb! Fubb!

/nightmare :perv:

Fubb 10-02-2010 09:12 PM

Nonsense, I would LEAD my Teddy bear / stuffed penguin army!

I just gotta go find Voo Doo Jo, and get him to help me. Thats all :mhh:

esgmaster 13-02-2010 06:42 AM

The thing is, zombie apocs are almost endless in number.

Suppose it's a necromancer/voodoo zombie apoc. If it's gotten as far as an apoc, somebody's got to have been helping them. If that's the case, there's no hope. Or in the case of voodoo, a salt mine would be the only hope.

Suppose it's a vampire zombie apoc. (as in vampire created zombies) Even if one can survive the zombies there's still the problem of zombies.

Suppose it's a virus apoc. Here there are so stinking many types there's too many to list. Wether it's airbourn, contact, blood contact, or after death contact. Wether they're superhuman physical abilities, normal human abilities, less than human abilities, or progressing as they (un)live. (yadda yadda yadda)

In a nuclear apoc one has be away from population centers. (unless the nuker was through) After that, wait 10-20 years and everything's over. The only possible problem is the world freezing over.

Dang I thought too much about this...

The Bard 13-02-2010 11:33 AM

See, I knew this would be a cool subject. :3:

MikeK 13-02-2010 08:13 PM

Bring on Z-Day, I'm already prepared.

Fubb 14-02-2010 05:07 PM

Your mother was prepar....oh nevermind. Nothing like that matters when the world gets zombie'd up anyways, cause you know your goona die.

With Nuclear war, as long as you live the initial blasts, and the fallout, and if there somehow isn't nuclear winter (i once read a real nuclear survival book made by the University of Oregon, and they said nuclear winter wouldnt happen, that it was just a myth) then all those important virtues that we have would still hold true, minus the constant need for survival from them pesky raiders :D

esgmaster 17-02-2010 07:16 AM

Well I forgot the "Dead are ****ed, killing everyone who insulted them" zombie apoc, but most people will survive that...I hope...

Fubb 17-02-2010 10:59 PM

We can only hope...and pray....an- AAAaaaaguuuahhuuuuagh!

*gets eaten by a zombie*

Acero 18-02-2010 01:24 AM

Not to derail this thread, but I think you guys will enjoy this

Zombie Thread on There I Fixed it

Quote from the thread to wet your appetite:
Day 54. After consuming some of the contents of this can, its effects appear to be acting as a zombie repellent. They donít seem to have any interest in eating my brain today. I suspect it is because my brain would taste like what I have been eating. Also, in spite of it being the middle of summer with no AC and not having showered for a week, I am not sweating nor do I smell. I also feel remarkably comfortable and relaxed. I now believe I have been eating Dr. Schollís odor destroyers super comfort insoles rather than the air pillow insoles.

Fubb 20-02-2010 12:19 AM

Day 1: The government has quarantined the city. I cant reach my family but thats ok, im stuck in a boarded up super store with some filipino guy and a romanian. Wonder what their names are. A finnish guy came in after. Oh well. We have food, and a pistol that the clerks kept incase of robbery

Day 3: The city is quite, nothings out there, for the most part the infection is in the north part. Should be safe.

Day 4: Looters snuck in through the back door while we were asleep and stole off with lots of non perishables. We've not reinforced everything. I didnt even know we had a back door.

Day 7: We all thought this would be over soon. The zombies are outside and everywhere though, but havnt gained interest in our store. We've been eating like fat people here, and now only have half the food we originally had.

Day 8: Power went out. Good thing we have a portable generator. We hooked up a little TV and watched the only channel we could get. It had My Little Pony playing non stop, but we enjoyed it.

Day 11: Needless to say, im disappointed in the governments ability to evacuate the city. They'll come get us eventually im sure.

Day 12: Waiting

Day 13: Still waiting

Day 15: We're running out of food. During one of the particularily loud scenes in my little pony, the zombies heard, and are now besieging our store. We need moar weapons. The government will supply them Im sure.

Day 16: The generator died. Now we can enjoy my Little Pony anymore.

Day 19: Oh no, it appears the Romanian got ate. Wait, only have of him. Oh well, we'll throw the other half out to distract the zeds as we wait.

Day 21: We only just noticed the keys to the hummer outside were in the sotre. Actually, it belongs to the Finnish guy. He forgot he owned a car.

Day 22: We raced out of the store with as much food and porn as we could carry, and jumped into the hummer

Day 23: We drove around the city until we ran out of gas (in approx 10 minutes) then we went inside a local town house. There was a zombie, but we mashed its head in with a lamp.

Day 25: A radio! With batteries! Now we can listen to Civil Defense and find out whats going on.

Day 28: Civil Defense betrayed us!

Day 30: Almost out of food. We have finally only started rationing it.

Day 31: It only recently came upon us to barricade the house. Should be safe now

Day 34: We've worn out the last of our porn magazines.

Day 35: We've run out of food.

Day 36: Went on a raid into the city. We lost the Filipino. I was sad.

Day 40: Finally some more food. Me and Finnish man are now looking for porn

Day 45: I accidentally lit the house on fire.

Day 46: I found a Uzi! Wait no, its just a toy Uzi. Note: Toy Uzi's are not very effective against Zombies

Day 47: Either are stuffed animals

Day 48: The finnish man said he was leaving. I wonder where he went

Day 50: I am lonely, i will follow where i thought he went

Day 51: WEll, i found a .22, but not allot of ammo. Must conitnue looking for the Finnish Man

Day 53: I found another survivor. Wait no, he's also a zombie.

Day 54: Im outta ammo. And Food. And Porn. Now what? Good thing i have my lamp with me, i can still beat the undead off.

Day 55: My lamp broke

Day 56: I found the Finnish mans mutalated body. I asked the jerk "What you doing?" and he didnt reply. I talked to him for an hour but he didnt even move, so i told him where to shove it and carried on

Day 57: I found an adult novelty store. I will make my final stand here

Day 58: you can only live off flavored thongs for so long.

Day 59: Blargh, i am dead

Day 60: BLARGH! I UNDEAD! *snarly raspy voice*

That is my zombo apocalypse journal. The Nuclear one to come soon.

esgmaster 20-02-2010 06:37 AM

What the heck, I'll do one as well...

Day 1:Me, some British fellow, and some guy from Croatia have boarded ourselves in some super-market. Spent most of the day trying to get weapons without making noise.

Day 2:Gave up, broke the glass, hopefully no zombies heard it...

Day 5:Found a detailed map of the city, attempted to find the closest airport on it...

Day 7:Couldn't find a safe path to an airport, but I did find a safe path to a gun store...

Day 8:Croatian guy left...

Day 9:Zombies began trying to get in.

Day 10:Croatian guy drove a bus through the front of the mall, we escaped with plenty of stuff.

Day 11:Got to the gun store, now we'll be safe for at least a few more days.

Day 12:A Hungrian man attacked us, but it was because he thought we were zombies.

Day 13:Decided to make a suicide run for the airport.

Day 14:Managed to get to a huge plane without the zombies following us. Now I hope the Hungrian knows how to fly as he says.

Day 18:We flew away.

Day 19:Managed to land a deserted desert isle with most of the cargo intact.

Day 25:Got the generator to work.

Day 44:Food ran out, fortunatily I planted some of it.

Day 88:Another plane crashed here, some of them survived. Now we're burning the corpses and buring them.

Day 825:Great, now we've watched everything we got from the store.

Day 1088:There's only so long a FPS can last you...

Day 1280:Bored, we're likely the only ones alive.

Day 1285:Croatian guy croaked.

Day 1286:Shoulda burned his corpse, now me and the British guy are the only ones left.

Day 1295:Killed and burned the zombies.

Day 3580:Today marks the 10th year of the zombie plague.

Day 4278:How can I get a disease if there's only two people left?

Day 4290:I croaked.

Day 4885:British guy croaked. How can I write something if I'm dead?


I noticed Fubb died after he went into the novelity store...

angry axe 20-02-2010 09:03 AM

Day 1: Me and 101 bi-sexual female pornstars are stuck in a mall with a packet of condoms (also a Filipino dude is there)

Day 2-14: Had fun

Day 15: Ran out of condoms

Day 300: Got sued for child support

Day 310: Got DNA test

Day 317: I now have AIDS and only one child is mine (fucking Pablo!)

Day 318: Pablo the origin of the AIDS

Day 320: Kill Pablo

Day 325: Rape everything

Day 330: Get kicked out

Day 331: Hijack Thomas tank engine friend Harold and crash him into the mall

Day 332: Get chased by zombies

Day 333: Shoot myself in the head, now my pants snake hurts =(

Day 334: Get eaten

Day 2100: Zombies die of AIDS (stupid damn Pablo)

Fubb 20-02-2010 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esgmaster (Post 397207)


I noticed Fubb died after he went into the novelity store...


Because i ran out of flavored thongs, my source of food. And then ammo. The zombies promptly ate me.

El Quia 21-02-2010 09:51 PM

Me too! Me too!
 
I have my diary. Here it is:

Day 14: I am at the roof of some building with an old guy, this chick and a black guy. We have guns and ammo. We heard there's a helicopter making evacs at some hospital. I hate helicopters.

Day 15: We managed to walk all the way from that building. I must have killed a truckload of vampires on the way. One of those bastards puked on me, and next thing I know they were everywhere. Those other guys shot at them like crazy, without hitting me by pure chance. We are in this room over the metro station. The old guy keeps on babbling about it leading to the hospital. I hate subways.

Day 16: The metro was full of those people trying to eat us. We fought a big, bodybuilding vampire that was throwing debris at us. Then, there was this door that we opened by starting up some generators. And us killing a bunch of freaks. The black guy got beaten up pretty bad. He wouldn't shut up about the machine gun in there. That was pretty cool. Also, we found new weapons. This auto-shotgun is groovy. Now we are holed up in some pawn shop. Black guy bumped a car parked out in the streets and the alarm went off, attracting all those vamps. We almost didn't make it. I hate car alarms.

Day 17: We arrived at a loading bay. There, another of those freaking bodybuilders tried to punch us and threw pieces of pavement at us. The chick missed a shot and blew up a gas station in the end, killing it. Lucky shot. She said that she did it on purpose. Bullshit. Then, we running through a rooftop while shooting more of those bastards back into hell. Then the sewers. Down there we lost the black guy to some crying bitch down there. The smell must have got her cranky and she attacked that guy. Then she escaped running. Bitch. Ah shit, I was just starting to like that guy. Finally we reached the hospital, got inside and shut the door. I hate hospitals.

Day 18: The hospital was a battle-zone. Those monsters were everywhere, and the stench was terrible. We took an elevator to the roof. The chick told me these monsters are zombies, not vampires. Whatever. We ended up on a floor still under construction. I punched a bunch of zombies off the building; that was fun. When we reached the roof, we used a radio to call the helicopter. We had to fight a lot of those monsters while waiting for it, throwing molotovs and using the machine gun on the roof of the hospital. That black dude would have surely love this. When the chopper arrived we made a run for it, with the zombies right behind us. Some bastard pounced the girl and started to punch her. Or claw her? Not sure. The old guy killed that creep with a shot to the head. He yelled at me to drag the chick back to the helicopter while he covered our rear. I managed to drag her into the chopper. She's heavier than she looks. As I got on I saw something wrap its tongue around the old man and drag him away. Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy. The pilot is taking us away from here. The girl's still unconscious. He says he's taking us to a refugee camp set up by the military. Great, I hate the military.

angry axe 21-02-2010 11:23 PM

Why does the black dude always die first?

El Quia 21-02-2010 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry axe (Post 397486)
Why does the black dude always die first?

Because he is always rushing and he keeps separating from the group. We have to keep together, dammit!

Fubb 22-02-2010 12:18 AM

LOL Francis

El Quia 22-02-2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubb (Post 397491)
LOL Francis

:tongue:

Fubb 22-02-2010 02:18 AM

"Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy."

Oh well. Here is my POST APOCALYPTIC ONE

Day 1 (of my life as a wasteland roamer, that is) Me and mah girl decided we'll go to the river for a swim

Day 2: Lost the girl, river apparently full of giant crabs

Day 4: Its awfully hot out here, ill just take my water bottle to the river....

Day 5: crabs took water bottle

Day 6: Crabs took house, cunningly presenting a land lease licenses. I didn't even know they knew how to talk let alone present respectable law papers. Intellectual crab monsters are hard to come by these days.

Day 7: Decided this was no longer the place for me. Drank a bunch of water from the river and set out into the wasteland. I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 8: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 9: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 10: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 11: I encountered a wastelander, how shot at me. So i killed him.

Day 13: I cam upon a small town. The walls were made of cars stacked upon one another and the town consisted of...wait, this is a junkyard.

Day 14: I found a town. It was built into the decrepit ruins of some old ci- wait, this is just a bunch of rubble.

Day 17: I found a person. He was dead. I was sad. Its lonely not talking to anyone

Day 20: I found a town! Well, a real town, with real people, and not junk yards and dead people! It consisted of 3 little huts, and some weird 1-headed brahmin farmers. They tried to tell me this is how brahmin were before the war, but im not dumb! I got directions to another town

Day 22: I have to go through mountains

Day 23: Eek, geckos and scorpians!

Day 24: And ants!

day 25: And super mutants!

Day 34: I have made it threw the mountains, however, i have exhausted my supplies.

Day 37: I managed to trade the clothes off my back with a wastelander for a gun and ammo. I then kill him for being a cheap bastard and not helping someone in need, and stole all his food and water and clothes and ammo and whats this? What the deuce is a 'methamphetamine' ?

Day 38: WHHOOOOOOOAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAN THOOOOOOSE HIPPOOOES ARE TRIIIIPY!

Day 39: That was weird.

Day 41: I came across a big down with walls of scrap metal and stuff, and went to a saloon. I got training from other wasteland explorers about how to distinguish towns from junkyards.

Day 42: I am no longer a virgin

Day 43: Before leaving some guy was like 'hey i wanna go' and he's from some town or something called 'Romania' whatever THAT means, must be canadian. Oh well. We began our journey. I decided wasteland life is hard and that i needed to find a lawyer in order to get my house back so i could settle down. Must look for a law firm

Day 45: New Reno, this place is cool, its got lot dingy slot machines. yea. Found some place called 'Cordelli brothers' or something like that. Sounds liek a law firm

Day 46: Definetly not a LAW FIRM. well, firm atleast, and i made some caps from that movie.

Day 48: I spent my caps on a cool new machine gun.

Day 50: We came across a gas station with some weird guy in robes in front of it. I hope he knows that trying to hide an airforce base behind some tree's isn't working. Oh well.

Day 51: Ah, big men in metal clanking things!

Day 204: Arrived in the capital wasteland. Found some kind of vault. Cool.

Day 205: I found a jewish guy! All my law problems are over.

Day 206: I have my law papers, my money is gone though.

Day 420: Those crabs sure were surprised. What am i supposed to do about this romanian?

Day 421: I fed him to the crabs.

Day 425: I succumbed to radiation poisoning and am dead. Drat.

angry axe 22-02-2010 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubb (Post 397499)
"Shit, I'm gonna miss the old guy."

Oh well. Here is my POST APOCALYPTIC ONE

Day 1 (of my life as a wasteland roamer, that is) Me and mah girl decided we'll go to the river for a swim

Day 2: Lost the girl, river apparently full of giant crabs

Day 4: Its awfully hot out here, ill just take my water bottle to the river....

Day 5: crabs took water bottle

Day 6: Crabs took house, cunningly presenting a land lease licenses. I didn't even know they knew how to talk let alone present respectable law papers. Intellectual crab monsters are hard to come by these days.

Day 7: Decided this was no longer the place for me. Drank a bunch of water from the river and set out into the wasteland. I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 8: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 9: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 10: I encountered a bunch of raiders which i killed

Day 11: I encountered a wastelander, how shot at me. So i killed him.

Day 13: I cam upon a small town. The walls were made of cars stacked upon one another and the town consisted of...wait, this is a junkyard.

Day 14: I found a town. It was built into the decrepit ruins of some old ci- wait, this is just a bunch of rubble.

Day 17: I found a person. He was dead. I was sad. Its lonely not talking to anyone

Day 20: I found a town! Well, a real town, with real people, and not junk yards and dead people! It consisted of 3 little huts, and some weird 1-headed brahmin farmers. They tried to tell me this is how brahmin were before the war, but im not dumb! I got directions to another town

Day 22: I have to go through mountains

Day 23: Eek, geckos and scorpians!

Day 24: And ants!

day 25: And super mutants!

Day 34: I have made it threw the mountains, however, i have exhausted my supplies.

Day 37: I managed to trade the clothes off my back with a wastelander for a gun and ammo. I then kill him for being a cheap bastard and not helping someone in need, and stole all his food and water and clothes and ammo and whats this? What the deuce is a 'methamphetamine' ?

Day 38: WHHOOOOOOOAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAN THOOOOOOSE HIPPOOOES ARE TRIIIIPY!

Day 39: That was weird.

Day 41: I came across a big down with walls of scrap metal and stuff, and went to a saloon. I got training from other wasteland explorers about how to distinguish towns from junkyards.

Day 42: I am no longer a virgin

Day 43: Before leaving some guy was like 'hey i wanna go' and he's from some town or something called 'Romania' whatever THAT means, must be canadian. Oh well. We began our journey. I decided wasteland life is hard and that i needed to find a lawyer in order to get my house back so i could settle down. Must look for a law firm

Day 45: New Reno, this place is cool, its got lot dingy slot machines. yea. Found some place called 'Cordelli brothers' or something like that. Sounds liek a law firm

Day 46: Definetly not a LAW FIRM. well, firm atleast, and i made some caps from that movie.

Day 48: I spent my caps on a cool new machine gun.

Day 50: We came across a gas station with some weird guy in robes in front of it. I hope he knows that trying to hide an airforce base behind some tree's isn't working. Oh well.

Day 51: Ah, big men in metal clanking things!

Day 204: Arrived in the capital wasteland. Found some kind of vault. Cool.

Day 205: I found a jewish guy! All my law problems are over.

Day 206: I have my law papers, my money is gone though.

Day 420: Those crabs sure were surprised. What am i supposed to do about this romanian?

Day 421: I fed him to the crabs.

Day 425: I succumbed to radiation poisoning and am dead. Drat.

Damn, crabs are itchy enough without being giant

Fubb 22-02-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry axe (Post 397518)
Damn, crabs are itchy enough without being giant

:hysterical: ROTFLMAO

spot on.

esgmaster 23-02-2010 07:14 AM

My vampire zombie apoc journal:

Day 1:Zombies chased me and a British guy for 9 hours.

Day 2:Found a few handguns with ammo, zombies are now in bits and pieces.

Day 4:Vampires chased us...Think we're safe n-ARGGHHHH! GET OFF MY(blood splatter)

Day 15:I'm a vampire now.

That was quick...

angry axe 23-02-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esgmaster (Post 397680)
My vampire zombie apoc journal:

Day 1:Zombies chased me and a British guy for 9 hours.

Day 2:Found a few handguns with ammo, zombies are now in bits and pieces.

Day 4:Vampires chased us...Think we're safe n-ARGGHHHH! GET OFF MY(blood splatter)

Day 15:I'm a vampire now.

That was quick...

HAHA you got eaten out by Edward cunnilingus

dosraider 23-02-2010 11:05 PM

My Zombiecalypse diary:
*Day 1
Moi looks around, moi doesn't likes, moi take me desert eagle, load hollow points, shoots me brain out.
*Day 2: None.

My Nucleocalypse diary
*Day 1
Moi looks around, moi doesn't likes, moi take me desert eagle, load hollow points, shoots me brain out.
*Day 2: None.

*Goes back playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. : Priboi Story*

angry axe 24-02-2010 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dosraider (Post 397783)
My Zombiecalypse diary:
*Day 1
Moi looks around, moi doesn't likes, moi take me desert eagle, load hollow points, shoots me brain out.
*Day 2: None.

My Nucleocalypse diary
*Day 1
Moi looks around, moi doesn't likes, moi take me desert eagle, load hollow points, shoots me brain out.
*Day 2: None.

*Goes back playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. : Priboi Story*

you forgot to introduce the black guy

dosraider 24-02-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry axe (Post 397789)
you forgot to introduce the black guy

Eeeuuurrgggg, nope, there are no blacks living around here.
Small town (9000 hab) ...... some Chinese (3-4?), some North Africans and a handful of Indians, 20-30 refugees from Kazachstan, that's about it for the foreigners.
But no blacks as far as I know.

esgmaster 27-02-2010 07:18 AM

My Apoc diary.

Day 1:Gah, I was too close to a big city. *dies*

Ioncannon 02-03-2010 01:41 PM

Nuke apoc would be nice but radiation is scaaaaaary. Atleast with zombies it's something you can see! Unless someone invents radaway and x-rad.

The Bard 02-03-2010 10:18 PM

Pretty sure there *are* radiation-curing drugs now, as well.

Fubb 04-03-2010 10:06 PM

Im an optimist

My NEW Nuke apoc diary

Day 1: Things will get better.

Day 5: *cough* things will get better

day 10 *coughing and puking* Im sure things will be better soon

Day 15: *with dieing breath* Only a day or two now...

My NEW zombie apoc:

Day 1: Ima take this close quarters weapon instead of fighting with a ranged wea- *dies because he spent to long strategizing and the zombies got him*

Mighty Midget 07-03-2010 03:38 PM

Diary:

Day 1: Today, the zombies got their hands on the Red Button

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esgmaster 13-03-2010 07:31 AM

My RE zombie apoc diary:

Day 1:Oh boy, zombies popped up.

Day 2:Yes I found a katana.

Day 3:Got killed by 50 crimson heads. (runners)

Day 4:I'm a zombie. RUN!

My Voodoo zombie apoc diary:

Day 1:50 guys with kamas cut my head off... (how am I typing this?)


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