Worst writer e-vah!
 

Have a look.
Or better, don't - send the URLs to your worst enemies and ask them how they liked it. :wacko:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera

http://www.peterchimaera.com/

(select to reveal text)I mean, WTF? Compared to this, Uwe Boll is a genius.

i still think it's meant to be a joke

Me too. lolololololol

This guy is a meme, and has been for a long while:

(Warning: There's nothing NSFW on this page, except swearing, but the whole rest of ED is choc-a-bloc with porn and gore. Also, you won't be able to stop reading the damned thing. You have been warned.)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Peter_Chimaera

ROFL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg&NR=1

And then John was a zombie...

...

...priceless!