25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP. . .

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old behind.

I'm not grown up, and judging by that list I don't want to...

I already read it few times before...It is cool stuff :D
I already have some of them and I hope I would never have some of them.

That's no fair!!!
According to this I'm still not grown up (except for that smoking the plants part... I never did that and always took care of the living organisms inside my settlemant - even all sorts of bugs ). :bleh:

Life isnt fair :whistle: ... :bleh: :tomato:

This goes well with all of that 'age' topics. :D

And yes, life changes, unfortunately. :( :ph34r:

:cheers:

LOL LOL
Great list !!!!!!
Guess i am totaly not grown up yet and i dont think i will be for quite some time now!!!

My philosophy is simple...

Growing older is a must but growing up is something entirely different. Why be old and grey before your time? Stay young by livivng for today and not yesterday or when you were... and life becomes a continual voyage of discovery and wonder rather than a boring dull experience. :yawn:

Also you know you are old when you can still remember playing the classic games on Abandonia on the machines they were originally designed on. (when I was your age alley cat was cool...)

:sniper:

I feel very old now.... :blink: LOL

I dont do those things and never have :blink: so what part of life am I in?
replies from me:

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Umm, nope for me.. never have
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
most definately..
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Umm.. dont think we even have beer in the dridge
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
6:00 am is when I am sleeping. 7:30am is when I wake up.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
songs in an elevator?
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
What weather channel?
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
they do neither, most of the time...
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
nope, Its always been about 14...
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
they ever did?
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
there arent any kids next door :blink:
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
no they dont
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore
I dont even know what that is.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
car insurance?
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
I feed my dog tuna, thankyou very much.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
I dont sleep on the couch.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
I dont even nap
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
umm, talking to someone might qualify as a date for me...
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
3 AM? does that time exist?
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
nupnupnup.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
its horrid. always has been.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
does swedish caviar on toast count?
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
I dont drink, sorry.. unless coke counts
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
nope, only 10% is.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
not really..
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old behind.
doubt thats true.