They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take muck from anybody.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is not lifting himself up. He pushes the earth down!
Chuck Norris once took a whole jar of sleeping pills, and he blinked.
You don't watch Chuck Norris - he watches you

Anyone got any more? :)

Look at the Jokes-thread they're all there.

chuck noris is about as hard as a sloppy turd in a bag

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris one shot down an airplane by pointing it with his finger and saying " Bam!".

Chuck Norris is the bestest of the bestest of the bestest best bestest. :ok:

After reading a LOT of those jokes, I finally came to this conclusion - NO MORE.

It`s time to move on... :)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nace @ Oct 6 2006, 06:47 PM) [snapback]259794[/snapback]</div>Of course. It didn't last long though.
Me and my friend laughed for 30mins straight today from a fellow class-member. He recorded some of it and is gonna put it on youtube. :hysterical:
LMAO

he he

post us a link

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nace @ Oct 6 2006, 06:52 PM) [snapback]259797[/snapback]</div>When it get's in, I could. But it was hilarious - for 30mins we (there were 2 to 4 of us at different times) really laughed our a55es off. LOL

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

there you go, have fun!

In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chucks Norris roundhousekicked the nothing and said "get a job". This is the way the universe emerged.

Chuck Norris can understand women.

Wow you must have been REALLY itching to resurrect a 3 year old topic :p

They tried to lock this Chuck Norris thread, but Chuck Norris locked *them*.

:whistling:

Chuck Norris is an unfunny pansy.

Steven Seagal beat the **** out of Chuck Norris.

The universe wasnt created by the Big Bang,it was Chuck Norris who did it,whit only one bullet.
Imaginate Bruce Lee,Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris like cops,the result will be aprox. to an 256 nuclear bombs explosion
"Then god,after making humans he create Chuck Norris,for destroy all evil things in the world with only his fingers!"

The Holy hahajejeje Bible
St.Norris 22`3`15.

Chuck Norris never teabags - he orange bags

Chuck Norris is a horrible actor and a terrible stunt person and is diseased and has chronic fits of rubella and he's ashamed of existing.