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In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chucks Norris roundhousekicked the nothing and said "get a job". This is the way the universe emerged.
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Chuck Norris can understand women.
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Wow you must have been REALLY itching to resurrect a 3 year old topic :p
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They tried to lock this Chuck Norris thread, but Chuck Norris locked *them*.
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Chuck Norris is an unfunny pansy.
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Steven Seagal beat the **** out of Chuck Norris.
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The universe wasnt created by the Big Bang,it was Chuck Norris who did it,whit only one bullet.
Imaginate Bruce Lee,Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris like cops,the result will be aprox. to an 256 nuclear bombs explosion "Then god,after making humans he create Chuck Norris,for destroy all evil things in the world with only his fingers!" The Holy hahajejeje Bible St.Norris 22`3`15. |
Chuck Norris never teabags - he orange bags
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