If youn are ever really anoyed about something in your day let your feelings out here.

Just make sure it doesn't become another whine thread :unsure:

i didnt make it to the cinema to see sin city!!! damit.

edit: nothing wrong with a whine thread. its when people get attacked for whining and it degenerates into a flame fest that its a problem.
not pointing any fingers ...

does that mean we can post any random comedy links or discuss our crapy day becuz id like to post funny stuff here to make those with the crapy day feel better :angel:
http://www.funnymuffin.com/pictures/funny/7046327.jpg

comedy would be cool. but to keep vaugly on topic maybe make up things to complain about along with the comedy links. heres some examples to start you off

my balls hurt
aliens keep stealing my cheese
the cat jumped into the food blender

feel free to create your own.

man what a bad day for me yawn my back has hurt all day im glad i got this funny picture to laugh at http://www.funnymuffin.com/pictures/funny/9156116.jpg

those pesky aliens. first they steal my cheese then they decide to take my milk as well! how will i eat my breakfast cereal tommorow. thank god for funny pictures ....

The tears are coming out of my eyes.....I'm not being sarcastic.

Heehee...

The only thing I have to complain about is that my sister has been on neopets all day and has taken up all the internet.....:(

And my vacation is over. And school is starting too.

I used to know a site with great funny photos.....can't remember where it was though. Anybody else have any good pics? I'd like some more laughs.

well there is a serious matter we have a damn tree stump in the back yard its quite big and wont come out its so annoying. any good tips on removing tree stumps we supposed to have a guy come by and look at it ooh wow thats really gonna get it out stare it to death
http://www.funnymuffin.com/pictures/funny/5329184.jpg

damn those aliens, first the cheese and milk, now they have stolen all my toilet paper!! will the trauma never end...
thank god for funny pictures

LOL all of this is totally amazing. :ok:

yes and now my dang funny muffin website wont load can make any posts

but actualy today was quite good i got a to go to dunken donuts with my bro but the dang circuit city doesnt carry the tiamat cds andmore i read some where that there prey cd is out of print!

im sure me and omg made very well sure of that :angel:

Well, I live in a small, intolerant, under-developed country where there is very litlle future for my professional class...sometimes if feel like exploding, or running off to Sweden, something like that.

Is this considered ''whining''?

naa not really. sounds like a genuine problem. where you living? chechnya or bosgrovia or something like that? it sucks that your class is underapreciated in your country. get out if possible.

now those damn aliens have taken my aftershave, my soap, and my razor!! confound them to hell! and they keep hogging my dvd player to watch spiderman again and again, the horror! the horror!
thank god for funny pictures ...

No. Fortunately, the situation in Portugal is fairly better. [edit]
Suddenly, Sweden looks like paradise...I wonder why. :wall:

i think archaeologist's have it hard in any country really. its not an area that goverments invest loads in and due to the laws regarding the sale of artifacts its not something that private companys tend to invest heavily in. is it really that bad for christians in portugal? christians get called fanatics the whole world over as far as im aware. i think the problem in college and work circles is when they try to convert people. certainly in my experiance in workplaces anyone on a conversion mission gets short shrift from people, no matter what religion they belong to , christian, mormon, jew , muslim, whatever. certainly i have come across circles of freinds where religion is a taboo subject, but then some groups of people refuse to allow discussions on politics. i think that when it comes to your religion as long as you dont force it down peoples throats they will leave you alone. its when people start handing out leaflets and telling people that they will go to hell if they dont repent ect then they are gonna muller you socially. hopefully you will be lucky and get a job in your chosen feild. it will be harder for you than someone with a bricklaying qualification, or computing qualifications because of the nature of your feild there will be more people with qualifications in the feild than there are people employed in it. i think you will have to put up with b's wages for a long time, but if you are lucky you will make it through that. good luck. :ok:

amongst all of this thank god for funny pictures ....

I wish that was true! I never tried to impose my personal views. This is about having to hide what you truly think, and listen to others insult your system of belief, often with very little knowledge on the matter. You know, Democracy only arrived here 30 years ago...that must be the reason *sigh*
I know I'm getting off topic here, so I will discuss this no further. But thanks for caring, anyway. Peace to you :bye:

ts not off topic at all as its crap you want to get off your chest, and im always interested to hear about other countrys.
aamongst all of this hatred in the world thank god for funny pictures ...

omg: not that I don't like a good Bush joke, can you post anything else?
All those pics are different ways of saying that his dick is tiny..... :whistle:

why dont you post a funny picture rather than complaining about mine???
contribute rather than detracting.

I said earlier: can't remember where that good site is....I'll go look right now.

oh damnation to those pesky aliens, not content with stealing some of my vital stuff, and spiderman anymore they are now playing britney spears cd's at full blast. oh what a crappy day. thank god for funny pictures...

damn them aliens they have been stealing all my clean underwear its very annoying im glad these pics are funny

http://www.funnymuffin.com/pictures/funny/9766340.jpg

http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictur...toiletsign.jpg

http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictur...temergancy.jpg

http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictur.../BarBarred.jpg

http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictur...res/losers.jpg

Lay off... no need for that.

Anyway.. funny pics below.

damn now the them pesky aliens took my picture and croped it on some gay picture and are sending it to everyone im glad we have comedical pics

http://www.funnymuffin.com/pictures/funny/785526.jpg

all im getting from you and indiginous is

user posted image

what is going on?
edit: o rite i geddit, i have to right click on em and go *view image* however i still cannot see yours shunk.

im sure the aliens stole it and your bandwith

yeah sure <_<

And I'm always the bad guy isn't it? All I did was to try... ahh... never mind :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Erm, Play, I doubt he was talking about you there...

no its not your great its those dang aliens making the bad posts and ruining abandonia

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures...s/New-Bill.jpg

:cry: this is crap that is ruining my day, none of your pictures are displaing shunk :cry:
thank god for funny pictures ...

erm....omg: its INDIGNUS not INDIGENOUS

Indigenous: native to or a local of a certain land

Indignus: Latin for "unworthy"

and no, this isnt really spam because I am whining about omg's mispronouncement of my name :angel:

well that mighty stinky im glad george bush made me this list to laugh at its his :angel: war notes uh oh george got a bad grade on his test that makes me sad F

Oh boy, then I'm whining about how unjust the world is and I can't have my own life becouse of my mother...

I whine about the senseless wars in the world and that people just can't get along with each other.

I whine about Abandonia is heaven for flamers and spammer and becouse of this many wothy members just quit.

I whine about omg and Indi can't get along with each other, and I can't do nothing about it. As other members too.

I whine about I don't want to whine anymore

:cry:

Irish public transport is rubbish! I will not b goin 2 dublin! Anyway Paris is betta! I luv croissants! :Titan: :sniper:

@Play:

What are you talking about? I get along just fine with omg.

It's he who doesnt seem to want to get along with me.......

:bleh:

Thats just asking for a fight...

http://www.usja-judo.org/users/judo....n.telecard.jpg

LOL

ah damnit! i had to create another msn account um psucks tulac havell its now shunkeatenemy.us.va@hotmail.com boy i hate msn! :ranting: any one that has an old one remove them i dont use them since they dont work

Well it does say post your crap... :whistle:

LOL

I guess crap can be funny after all.

so I bought me a new cellphone 'cause my old one is broken, I bought me a new bike cause my old one was stolen, I bought me new shoes cause my old ones were damaged, and then..

the TV stopped working.

*crap*

(thank god there still is internet)

@Seb: funny joke, but the crap looks more like chocolate fudge or something. Too fakish.

if you happen to eat fudge that looks like that you scare me

thats about as literal as you get SEB

gah didnt get enough sleep me so tired

Remember to wash your teeth after that *fudge* :D

Now if this doesn't make you say - holy crap I don't know what will!

Whoops, I spilled my beer :(

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1...erspill0fd.jpg

:my stupid video recorder craped out and stuffed the only video camera taken movie of her before she died :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: (Picks Up video recorder and a hammer and starts trying to smash it up before he gets a new one)http://cc-tv.club24.co.uk/Vcr1.jpg (picture like old video recorder)

I was told no more vicodin today :ranting: Oh well, I'm back to not being a druggy

http://www.obscenemusic.net/mario/en...n_level_13.jpg

And next time you complain about being ugly or a pimple, check out this poor girl. Yay for modern medicine!

http://www.grossmanmed.com/grafx/trio_zubaida.jpg

Here's another before - after picture...

NOBODY WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!! :ranting:

hay hay your a newb here but dont go posting everywhere because theres a problem its like time for bed for all the ppl in the uk and probably tomarrow youll get pleny of answers :ok:

Maybe your questions are too difficult? :whistle:

I'm only joking... :D :bye:

oh, i' m not going to post my "crap" here... but i can show you where it is placed

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9...17818125ph.jpg

Check out my new office chair!

http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/Gr...atpotty_pv.jpg

Crap, I can't even find a funny toilet seat picture :(

Like this one?

Damn shame about all that nice Grolsh...

Pretty damn ugly pictures have been appearing in this thread as well :P Please continue ;)

my life is miserable.... look what they have done to my computer :eeeeeh:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/223...17870370ks.jpg

Damn shame about all that nice Grolsh...

Pretty damn ugly pictures have been appearing in this thread as well :P Please continue ;) [/b][/quote]
As you wish:

Nice last 3 pics Seb :)

:tnx: I guess you can see where I got them from...

And here's another:

:rofl: :Brain: LOL :D :w00t: :bleh: That's about all I can say to that Seb! :kosta:

I think this is now the 'Funny Pictures' Thread

Yeah they're supposed to make you feel less crappy.. but it just makes me feel crappy in a different way :P

hey, if you guys don' t like them, i' ll stop posting them :whistle:

but as no one said that yet, here is another one to remind you there are out there people much more unlucky than you :D

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/294...18095875jh.gif

LOL Ok...I honestly was not expecting THAT by anymeans! That was brilliant! BRILLIANT I SAY!

It's not Santa jokes season yet is it?

Sorry to all the amreicans out there but I still think this one is incredibly funny...

Teeheehee... so, so true.

i have quit smoking again. 2 days and counting. and im not using nrt this time, doing it on pure willpower alone. (and visulisation)
good we can all have a laugth when the world is so crap innit.

Aye, too true.

Lets go on a big anti george bush craze / america craze again! I don't really have a big thing with america, it's just that they continue to vote the plonker in again and again! :bleh:
Good on u Bethal Green and Bow!
www.respectcoalition.org for more info.
Quick link:
RESPECT!

Sorry - that's a bit too serious for what this post has tuner into...

I reackon they should sack goerge bush and then revote for a new presedent and not let him run for being presedent again :ok:

ok, it' s my turn now:

my apologize to all blondies :angel:

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/935...18993777fl.jpg

LOL I love the American/Bush jokes. Makes me glad I actually go out of my way to learn world geography and the like.

Don't worry about us reelecting him either my friends, he can only be reelected once..so we don't really keep doing it..he just has a 4 year term of office so it seems like we do

I wish I had some funny art to post..but please keep em coming :)

that's brilliant! BRILLIANT! Why is that wrong? It makes PERFECT sense!

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET MATERIALS SAFETY DATA

WOMEN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: WO (Var. HO depending on which periodic table used)

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200 kg

OCCURENCES: Migrates in clusters. Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly upon saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great relaxation aid.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the "natural" state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations for an indefinite amount of time so long as
specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

ALWAYS FOLLOW CORRECT LABORATORY TESTING PROCEDURES

WHEN DEALING WITH LESS REFINED SPECIMENS OR SPECIMENS FOR WHICH
HISTORICAL DATA IS UNAVAILABLE ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT!!

Edit: sorry for the double post, I forgot about my one before this

HA HA HA that was so funny. :ok:

This topic has been dead all day... what happened guys? oh well, i better leave something else here :evil:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/660...19855820bp.jpg

Nope (hick), we just got (hick) something really coo(hick)ool instaled at the office to(hick)to(hick)day.

You know those pictures you see in offices some times, and they are really artsy and have some word underneath that says "TEAM WORK!" and in little letters beneath that is says "what helps us get through life together" or something like that that is supposed to be motivating?

I found this site that has DEmotivators. These are only a few, but there are so many more that are freaking hilarious!

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/d...s_1849_12399986

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/d...s_1849_18640851

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/d...s_1849_19785471

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/d...s_1849_17133250

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/d...s_1849_17227425

Sorry about having to show just the links, but it says they are in the wrong format to post.

One for teamwork (because life without teamwork is complete crap - wanted to get back on topic).

I like this one :roflol:

they are really cool :ok:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9...20219701dw.jpg

My cat died today. He was only one year old, dammit!

How'd he die?

Did he fall down a manhole or something, or was it just ill?

Sorry man. My guinea pig died last week (I actually started taping her because she was acting strange and somewhat funny, when I realised something was wrong). She died in my arms.

A week ago we had to keep him in the basement, since he was attacking his sister and her five kittens (as well as the other five to whom he was a father). My presumption is that he has climbed on one of the cupboards there and fell to the floor.

Three days ago we noticed that he had trouble with walking, so we let him into the house (normally it was off-limit to him because of his "adventurous" nature). He also refused to eat at that time.
A day later, he began mewling loudly and I noticed he had trouble breathing, which have grown heavily yesterday. A day before today, he was almost constantly mewling out in pain, even despite he was given some pain-killers (in dose similar to what you'd give to an infant of a similar weight). He kept mewling for most of the night.

In the morning I found him in the hall, dead, a trickle of blood running from his mouth.


He has probably fractured a rib and a bone splinter punctured his lung. According to my mother's friend who is a doctor, there was no chance of saving him anyway. But I still feel like if I could have done something.

I had him since he himself was a little kitten, back then he was so small he could sit on my outstretched hand. And now he's dead. :cry:

Probably the worst thing that ever happened to me.

LIFE SUX!!!!!! ARRRRGGHHH!!!

WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT! Reading this may cause depression!

My computer is dying. No, really, I'm serious. Something bad happened that I can't identify.

First, my video card started to malfunction. Horizontal lines, distroted screen and everything. I could not do anything about it. Updated the driver, directx, reinstalled the OS, scanned with NAV, tryed every troubleshooting advice I could get. No nothing....
Then suddenly the card started working again with no apparent reason(not that I wasn't happy about it).
For a few days, everything seemed to be in order again...

THEN IT STARTED!!!

One morning I turned on my comp. Started booting, "Detecting IDE drives..." OK, stat screen OK, then when it reached "Verifying DMI Pool data..." (right when the OS starts to load) it freezed. Reseted, then again it happened, but now with colorful letters all over the screen.
Okay, I re-installed WinXP AGAIN (Damit). During the "Checking Hard Dirves" phaze, the indicator freezed at 75% for 2 hours. I fed up and restarted, formatted drive C, then started again. It worked.
But when I first got in to the desktop, I discovered that the WinXP got installed in E: partition. My C: drive was another partition.
This is just the peak of the iceberg.
SOMEHOW almost 3/4 of my files got corrupted! (DAMN) No classification. Programs, RAR, ZIP, pictures, CD images, everything!!! If I try to launch a program it displays an error "The program doesn't fit in the memory" or something else. The archives say "The file is corrupted" and the CD images corrupted too. The images simply don't display. MOREOVER, my DOCUMENTS got corrupted. I opened my novell then I saw 1244 pages of nonsense($˘^ü5~RI‚ˇand like that).

AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Now that's a sad story. Sorry Play - I guess you no play computer games for a while now (or do serious things). I hope you backed up all the importaint files you had!

Anyway, here's a little tip for you:

Your HD is broken. Probably the video card is about to stop, also. I had these horizontal lines with my old card, too. It stopped, then came later again. Permanently this time. All you need is to replace these two. ;)

A question - can you tell a frog from a horse - or do they both look alike?

Click HERE to find out.

@Seb
Thx for the pic, but it's not so funny now :unsure:
My personal and self-made stuff is in great danger. I have no back ups of them anywhere(I have no CD burner to back up with).

@rofl
Replace them? Yeah right <_< If I had that much money I'd be sure to do that, but unfortunatly I DON'T. I spent all my spare money to buy this HD. All my 3 year spared money. :(

play this is very bad news dude. post it in tech help hopefully someone here will know some good hd recovery software.

I posted it already. I tryed GetDataBack for NTFS but no luck. Only recovered the defected files.... :(

@Playbahnosh: man, you must be the only one who really post his crap here :D

i 'think you might need a diagram of how a computer works, so i' ll just post one here

(hey, don' t be offended, but i think your morale needs to be lifted up :ok: )

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/692...20659905jr.jpg

My morale will be lifted if my data is recovered and safe :( But thanks anyway :) MY computer looks just like this now :)

Anybody with a useful idea? OR at least a page or something to seek help, becouse I don't seem to find one... :unsure:

Do you have a friend with a large enough HD to transfer your stuff to his computer? You only need a cable (it can be a simple USB bridge cable), or maybe a USB portable burner... You can just PM me about it (we were talking about meating anyway...).

BTW - don't do your crap here!!!

As much as it sucks to lose your data\computer, the cat story made me feel al lot more sad :(

Guess my no-network-problem with my cellphone while I really need to contact someone is not as impressive now

I like cats, and I'm sorry for the loss, really. :(
But now I have my own problems which are far more important to me at least now. MY HD is loosing data continuosly and I need some fast help now... :(

Oh I hate hearing sad cat stories. Speaking of them though I have one.

My brother was walking home from school one day and found a kitten abondoned on the side of the road and it was covered in fleas and it couldn't even open its eyes. So he brought it home we took it to the vet. About 2 weeks later it was practically fully recovered and one of my brother's friends was visiting and he took a step backwards right on top of the cats head, we rushed it to vet but they had to put it down, we still have it buried in our backyard, it had a gravestone but it fell down. This was about 8 or 9 years ago now. The friend felt so bad he never came back to our house, even though it was just an accident.

Damn Iron, you made me feel much worse than ever :(
My computer, the cat got busted no this. Oh I'm so miserable... :cry:

life sucks and then you die.
ahh well thank god for humour.

Sorry Play.

I hate sad cat storys my old cat died of cancer in april :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: it was in his intestines
a friend of my mums (I still live with my parents for now) found the cat as a kitten in 1993 she figuerd it had no home so she gave it to us since she already had cats.
after he died we knew somone my mum worked with whos sister's cat hat a litter of five three got homes but two did not one was the od one out it was gingery blackey (note I am bad at descripton) and one was a whiteish tabby well that was a week after our old cat died mumu came home with them i love to play with them they are so cute and cuddely one likes to adventure and one likes to curl up on laps more :D

Aw man I could never forgive myself if I ever stepped on a cat, even by accident. That's just.. well, really crappy and traumatic.

Having a new cat\kitten is cool though :) And my cellphone is working again as well.

heres a cat story that starts sad and has happy ending, hopefully to bring a little Christmas cheer here (at the end of July)

It was Christmas eve and my sister went to my dad's (closed for holiday) gas station to get more soda for the party, and she took my (at the time toddler) niece Maggie there with her. About 10 minutes later I get a phone call from Maggie who learned how to call my house when she needs help, and she says Unca Day, Katties.
She tried to get her mom to follow her but my sister wasn't understanding her baby talk, and was busy loading boxes.
Maggie said "Come hare Unca Day" until I agreed to drive out there and see what was going on. I drove over to my dad's store bundled up for a snowstorm and Iwhen I got there, my niece takes me by the hand and leads me to the side of the building and just stops by a gas station testing well shed. At first I thought I heard the wind whistling but then I heard mewing. In a pile of boxes behind the shed we found a garbage bag and though I normally don't rip open bags in the garbage lot we opened the bag and found 5 half dead kittens.
Some bastard threw them in a garbage bag and left them to suffocate or freeze on my dad's property. So we took home the 5 kittens and nursed them back to health with a little help from the county animal shelter. I love cats but my whole family is allergic to them so we lived off Benedryl for a while.
The kittens made a full recovery and were adopted by a lady with a big farm who loves cats. One of the cats are named Maggie and one is named after me.
So I am glad for Christmas that year my niece has a good set of ears and wandered around when she wasn't supposed to, and found those kittens.

What a lovely story :)

Doc, that's a lovely story :D

It was clever of your niece to call for help for the kittens, and I'm so glad they survived. :Brain:

amongst all these storys of kitty tragedy its good to hear a story of kittys being saved. kittytastic!

Holy crap. This cat is playing with its food:

Crap, I forgot to brush my teeth before I went to sleep yesterday

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2004/CatBrush.jpg
This cat remembered though

I'm just happy I didn't get robbed like this poor little kitten.

Wow, this thread turned in to a kitty topic :D
I like cats, and that story was cool! A kitty saved :ok:

Speaking of that, this boosted my morale :)

Right now I need little support and boosting my morale. I think I'm too fat.

ok, i' ve been away for the weekend, so i missed that "cat part".... can i still post a picture of my kitty here? (well, i' ll post it anyway :bleh: )

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/676...22867471pw.jpg

Ok since we're all posting funny cats here's another one.

And if you're cat is giving you too much crap - here's the solution:

Oh my lord LOL Tough Love indeed

Well, he isn't called "Dr Maimes" for nothing, I suppose...

holly sh..t. i suppose after that the little fellow won't be able to drink fluids under the risk of not being able to contain them.... so this is what he will do

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5...23065318nt.jpg

Well I bought a new kitten. We haven't decided on her name yet... for the time being she's still scared so she's hiding behind the fridge.
Oh and in order to save this post from being too off-topic, here's some craps:

http://www.clubdicecasino.com/adv2/ngscreen/craps.JPG

Man I should stop using the computer when I'm tired. My eyes are all red and itchy and now I look like a junk

http://www.robinwood.com/Catalog/Tec...ickieVampT.jpg

yeah well or like a vampire that is..

Really? I haven't noticed before.

http://news.minnesota.publicradio.or...ula5_large.jpg
BEGONE! You Eastern European.

My, my, my! I'd never expect that one from you Stroggy (you've gotten prettier if nothing else).
But allas - I surrender. You've hurt me enough.

Looks like my neighbours' dog has been suffering the same symptoms

http://www.nedramadeit.com/images/ha...RED%20eyes.jpg

AAAAAAAAAA! You've expanded my beautiful beautiful face for all the world to see! I am no longer shrouded it shadow! How could you! Wait a minu...actually!

Hehe...check out that great complexion! Not a zit on that face baby!\


Edit: And Stroggy, I know that was probably directed at Seb, but that is a picture of me, and I am definately NOT an Eastern European

Didn't he mean Count Dracula?

You're right. This ghostbuster guy seriously endangers the masquerade. Some punishment should really be considered. :twisted:

reamus, I never knew you had your own vampire-busting series called 'Buffy'!

I did, all the Dracula movies are fascist, Eastern Europeans are portrayed as creepy people with sharp teeth and a tendency to drink blood instead of wine, but actually once you get to know them well you'll see that they are actually creepy people with sharp teeth and a tendency to drink wine instead of blood!

Don't the similarities between the two end with their respective attitudes towards garlic, though?:P

I HAVE BROADBAND!! EEEEEE! Now I shall moderate you lot up to 10x faster.

Why do you post that in a "badmood" topic? :blink:

Maybe because that could be a bad news for us... :whistle: :bleh:

this puts me in a bad mood.
the spam master is moderating spam!!!
maybe this is like "set a thieve to catch a thieve"

are we still "stucked" with animals? if so, i have a few more to show, like this:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/644...24920954rk.jpg

Crap

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/85019.gif

My head just exploded.. again.

Hey Spoonman.

I have a slight headache! LOL

Ok so I'll be who bust your morale for sure

My comp is in service, nobody knows whats wrong with it. My girlfriend is on holiday somewhere in Europe, so I can't see her. My throat is aching, my head is aching and I feel like I've been hit by a bulldozer.
I was working in a PC service for two weeks and now they tell me, no pay. I lost my favorite book and my only copy of StarCraft CD broke just yesterday.

Enough cr@p? Guess so :(

Furthermore, the summer holiday is soon be over I didn't had a single day of since it started. I'm fed up :(

Aw, this just isn't your week, is it? Why the no pay?

man, do you want to know what is crap? i just exceded my 2 GB trafic limit for this month... that means: no internet for me until next monday :cry:

That's a bummer shrek.

download/traffic limits suck!

glad I have unlimited internet acces... :w00t:

Sad to hear that. Found out exactly the same happen to my Diablo 1 CD mere days ago. Fortunately, I used a NoCd patch after installing so the whole game runs off my HDD. :ok:

:ranting: :ranting: :ranting:
I am sick and tired of selling alcohol to drunks, I also DON'T want to help moronic ill behavioured customers to find their favorite spirits. I'm fed up with being yelled at by some old bag because her favorite wine is out of stock
:ranting: :ranting: :ranting:

My only comfort is that I at least et paid to put up with all that crap. And some of the customers are really nice. So are my coworkers.

Ah so you work at one of those systembolaget thingies, then? I pity you.

Still not much progress with my bloody thesis...:(

My piece of crap video card keeps getting some frigging interference form some dubious device in my system :( It seriously f*cks my screen all getting wobbly and stuff... I sent it back thinking it was busted, received a new one, same sh*t all over again... And none of the outlets in my study are properly grounded, so if that is what's causing this issue, I'm feeling pretty cr@ppy about that! :cry:

But on the other hand, there's no war, famine or epidemics going on where I live, so I should look at things from the brightside <starts to sing>

Only until 20th of August. Then it's back to school to enter my last year at College.

Fourier, Laplace, Chebyshev, Taylor, Gauss, Lagrange, Newton, Einstein, Djikstras, Turing, Euler etc. how I miss you :wub:

*edited*

That should be "you". "Thou" is only used for the second person singular. :bleh:

I also lost my Starcraft cd long time ago....

To be honest,i think that this topic contains too much spam.

to be honest i dont see how. the pictures are there to help cheer up people who have had a bad day. when im feeling down at the moment this is the topic to read from the beggining.
remeber, one mans spam is another mans humour. if you have no sense of humour then go look at over topics.

Ok... but I wrote "thee" is that also wrong?

I'm afraid so.;) "Thee" is the object case of "thou" (like "me" is the object case of "I").

agreed, but this topic could use some more real life misery like in the last two pages.



I don't really have any although I'm not happy about my 2 weeks old hybrid bike already needs to be taken back to the bike shop. The damn standard simply dropped off yesterday and I can't seem to repair it myself. Bah :(

I lost my online connection three days ago after a storm. :ranting: Well I got it back now :D

So for everybody who's still feeling a bit down, here's the reason why (computers do talk you know):

well for people that lose there cds for pc games or what not go here game copy world ITS LEGAL

btw my vacation is great :sneaky:

The site seems legal enough, but I have my doubts. Who can guarantee me that somebody else wouldn't be passing my stuff any further? I know if I'd be running something like that it would be very hard to resist the temptation of looking into other people's stuff (and if there'd be something really great that I wanted - I might download it - but it would really have to be rare and excelent).

anyway - here's another anti-depresion picture for all who had a crappy day (a new texas limo):

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2...94610bt.th.jpg

this a pic of horse s**t taken from assateque island i figured it was so literal

Hmm... are you a horse? It says your crap... but then again the crap I posted wasn't mine either (I borrowed it :sick: ).

Anyway, if you really had a shitty day, just imagine how this guy felt:

@seb HAHA LMAO

Well im pissed because i payed for a whole year of everquest (its a 99$ package) I havent played it but 6 maybe 7 times and i cant get a refund!

@seb
:roflol:

Well, maybe this will cheer you up.

awwww

I'm feeling awfully bored

http://www.rageboy.com/images/masthead-ram.jpg

..so here's a goat with his tongue out of his mouth.

Aww, Spoonman. Your goat is so cute.
:D

Cute? Here's something cute... (and it almost looks like a piece of pooh).

awwww, baby hedge hogs are sooo cute!

Who can resist that baby hedgehog?

He's so cute and cuddly and tiny and adorable. :wub:

Can I call him Spike? :D

No you cant call him spike because I want to call him sonic AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

No, you may not.
His name will be: Hennerfield Pennymore Richardson the V (pronounced: the Vee)

NO SONIC!!!! AND I GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!

But just look at his cute wee face.

He's begging to be called Spike.

:)

He can't beg, he has no soul!

:ranting: SONIC!!!!!! :ranting: AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!! :ranting:

If he has no soul, then he must be pure evil.

Something that small and cute CANNOT be evil. LOL



EDIT - Punch, do you always get what you want :whistle:

He is so awesome looking SO HE NEEDS TO BE NAMED SONIC!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. My cousin actually HAS a pet hedgehog, and it it the most adorable thing EVER! His name is Neville the Hedgehog. Neville is a great hedgehog name. Just look at it! It LOOKS like a Neville! I :wub: Neville!

:hammer: Hey - that's my hedgehog and she already has a name: Barb Wire :max:
You can argue about the name of my pet birdyphant!

Barbara....Barbara the Birdyphant

http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang...ng_of_cute.jpg

You heard the man! He's cuter than the Hedgehog!



http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang...mals/ducks.jpg

Awwww...poor Duckies!

LOL

That last pic actually made me feel better :)

wow :blink: you guys have been busy... this topic has already 13 pages, and i' m falling behind in this "post crap thing"; i think i' ll have to dig for more crap to post here :butcher:

Edit: BTW, Spoonman, your goat is cool, but mine is cooler :tease:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/485...29045353xd.jpg

must be the same goat, but then after the treatment :)

LOL LOL LOL

Now just imagine you'd have to drive through this!!!

:blink: I'm sure no accident has ever happened there..

They are driving on the wrong side of the road... so GB or some of ex-colonies. :)

And I second that accidents never happened there! LOL

Sebatianos, is 1st April 06 still the date?

Here is suggestion for wedding cake top:

Yup. Still our date - but I won't be that drunk. So Rainwife won't have to carry me away (I'm sure that's what the cake suggest, because otherwise I've no idea what it could mean :bleh: ).
But this is more like it:

Just hope you'll not end up like this ;)

http://www.afunworld.com/content/200...s/6/gen084.jpg

This would be more like it.

Actually, we drive on the wrong side of the road, before Napoleon, the entire european continent drove on the left side of the road. For some reason (I'm not sure which) Napoleon made the switch..

Great, easy to make weather station:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/WeatherRock.jpg

As for side of the roads. At the time that was hardly the issue, as most of the streets were narrowed. ;)

Yup. Really narrow. This would almost be an interstate highway back in those days...

Yes it is important to...

http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang...keep_right.jpg

hey, i' ve got some of that crap too... i just don' t remember where i put it :huh: well i'm going to search for it.... meanwhile, here' s another kind of "crap"


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9...29347112ku.jpg

Crap, I'm depressed again

http://www.softestbridge.com/Comics/depressed.jpg

and my name ain't Daniel either

Now this is depresing. Ever thought being a male cheerleader (being surrounded by all the female cheerleaders) was fun? Think again!

Poor girl.

Holy cow, sucks to be him.

Ever staple your finger with a staple gun? Especially because your cat destracted you by grabbing your kneecap with its claws? At least it didn't have nails in it...

OUCH! That sounds extremely painful. :tai:

Staples are easier to remove than high-brad nails.

And yes, Frodo it hurt like *meeping* mad!

well, it was me and 3 other people in the classroom as we'd finished the work the class was doing elsewhere and gone back. One guy was playing around with the stapl.er then he for some reason said 'YES!' and stapled his finger. He then somehow got it out. at this point the teacher came in...

What a odd habit, stapling your fingers. I just mutilate mine with the cheese shaver once in a while.

I usually hammer mine, actually.

i too stapel my finger(its popular)but not actually with a stapler but with that stuff u put in there(dont know its name)i was playing with it and somehow it went through my finger and even my nail
its still a mystery for me how i did it..

I did that staple thing once. It actually doesnt hurt at all. The shock outweighs the pain.


@Seb: that pic is from Dodgeball. That was a great movie! :ok:

It's gotta be a staple gun to hurt. That way the pressure makes the staple REALLY hard to remove from your finger.

A stapler couldn't kill a pansy, unless you bashed it with it.

I've got the opposite thing with papercuts. Even the smallest one hurts (or at least irritates) in a very nasty way.

But what's with the staples, some of you actually do that on purpose? If so, please tell me what kick that brings 'cause I don't really understand :crazy:

Wanna know the most evil cutting material in the world is? Lightbulb glass. It's so thin that it will slice you good! I do not take pleasure from pain, nor the sight of blood, so the masochistical society does not include me LOL

looks like Sebastianos is "out" for a couple days.... then, let' s keep this "warm" for his return.

by the way, if you ever go to Greece, drive throw a highway and don' t have any money to pay at the toll gate, remember, there are always other ways to pay a bill :twisted:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6...32812781tv.jpg

I agree with spoon: who in the world staples their finger on purpose? wacko.

LOL LOL LOL

I'm sure I don't know what you mean. :angel: :whistle:

Whoa... that's freaky there, shrek. Always avoid skin contact when dealing with water pressurizers (power washers). It can peel you like a cheese grater. Well, if you are within 7 cm or so.

Well if you don' t know that, i' m not going to be the one explaning it to you (you are 1,80 m tall, i'm only 1,75m :D )....

but you don' t need to travel throw highways, you can always have alternative routes, and they all are quite easy to follow :whistle:

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/747...32827856zj.jpg

LOL LOL LOL That's awesome!

wow, it' s over midnight here.... must go sleep... hum maybe i should get something like this guy....

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4...32832728yf.jpg

i don´t like to fly

Fish, you should find one that looks like a pelican. Then you really wouldn't want to fly :D

Shrek, is that an unedited picture? Or did you change the sign, physically before the shot, or with a program? Or does the sign actually lead you there?

That's not a pelican, that's a goose. It's Nils Holgerson airlines, after all.:D

Hey Shrek picture was in France. Pussy doesn't mean anything in french. What is funny is the Meat=Murder tagged on one of the poasts. :D

(not really.)

You mean it's not really funny because you agree, or because you crave meat ?

I'd say it's not really funny because it's just a slogan used by vegetarians. I mean, "don't drink and drive" isn't all that funny either, is it?

Don't you think it's just a wee bit excessive ? I mean meat = Murder ? And to feel the urge to tag that crap on a stupid post. Some people will never cease to amaze me. And i'd rather laugh than cry. LOL

Yup, you caught my drift

I think it's one of those 70s style taglines in which everything is pointed out exaggerated to make meat-eaters feel more guilty. Thank goodness it's not that much of a hype anymore nowadays. It's crap (to stay ontopic :P)

Alright, alright, it's not funny. I'll go back in time and slap myself for laughing in the first place ! Thank you guys (and girls). It's good to have you around. :ok:

That's nothing, here in Belgium there are two towns called Kontich and Reet, Kontich would be translated into "like an behind" and Reet means Crack (and not the kind of crack found on teacups either)

Yes, I said he should FIND ONE that LOOKS like a pelican. Question is, who would make a plane that looks like a pelican?

I think the joke behind it is the sign it is written on. My French isn't perfect but from what I gathered the word for murder and the town name would sound the same in french.

It's probably a village full of butchers :) But what that other town is filled with... I wouldn't know ;)

I think the joke behind it is the sign it is written on. My French isn't perfect but from what I gathered the word for murder and the town name would sound the same in french. [/b][/quote]
They would?:huh:

They would?:huh:[/b][/quote]
Not with my French :huh:
But that could be me, though :P
Or it could be a vegetarian just lives in the area who thought that it would be fun to chalk his slogan down on a random sign. :)

Meurtre and Moitiers. They at least sound similar to me, but I don't speak french.

No. Fortunately, the situation in Portugal is fairly better. But Christians are often labeled as ''fascists'', ''retards'', ''fanatics'' and stuff like that...in some college circles, it's forbidden to even mention that particular subject...but if you're Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist or whatever, it's all very well. Talk about being unfair!
As for the professional problem, I am soon to become an archaeologist, but our government invests so little in that particular area that many (or most) of us are condemned to unemployment or working slave hours in underpaid jobs...and to complete the scenario, tuition in my college has become 880 Euros per year...the average Portuguese salary is 600-700 Euros (!)
Suddenly, Sweden looks like paradise...I wonder why. :wall: [/b][/quote]
I live in sweden.. doesn't really feel like a paradise if you have lived here for your whole live... well as it looks for you i can understand it..

my girlfriend just started to play football ... yeah ... I HATE football ... :cry:

hey guys, and girls (:angel: ) i posted it supposing it would be something "crappy" please don' t fight because of it.... maybe i should place someting less controversial, like this one :whistle:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6...33626988ab.jpg

and what fast food place is THAT?

Moggy Donald's? I don't think Burger King does double mouseburgers...

thats a double mousebeefburger.

No, there's mouse at the bottom as well; they only leave the head on the top layer for decorative purposes.

Man I feel crappy. I should do lots of cleaning right now but I'm glued to my computer chair. Somebody kick me :wall:

*Gets on his steel toed, iron-shod boots*

HAHAHA! Sit still! LOL

I feel like crap. I hate being in the No-PM area. It's not the fact of why, because I have no idea why, but the state of being silenced. :ranting:

Well Im held Up on the computer doing something for boy scouts which kinda sucks

I have to stay up to read Chaucer.

I'm mad at my science teacher....she sucks and has to be absent on a big test day, so naturaly, F!!! Although overall I still have like a 88% (high B) which isn't that bad, but I just hate her, and the room smells like plastic ><

Drama class is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, BORING!

ive just chucked up.

A knight there was a that a worthy man, that since the time he rode begun,...

A monk there was a fyre for the maestrie, an outrider who loved venerie, a manly man to be an abot able...

Among them was a none a priorese...

I love Chaucer!!!

But who brought this thread back from the dead???
Now I get to post cool stuff again to cheer you up if you had a crappy day! Like this:

Actually it was
"The double sorwe of Troilus to tellen,
That was the king Priamus sone of Troye,
In lovinge, how his aventures fellen
Fro wo to wele, and after out of Ioye,
My purpos is, er that I parte fro ye.
Thesiphone, thou help me for tendyte
Thise woful vers, that wepen as I wryte!..."

I have to read it in Middle English, obviously. Translations are for wimps.:bleh:

Nice pic, Seb.

someone "re-opened" this one....

now, where will i find some more crap?

hum, did i show you this one already?

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1...73992672yj.gif

Actually it was
"The double sorwe of Troilus to tellen,
That was the king Priamus sone of Troye,
In lovinge, how his aventures fellen
Fro wo to wele, and after out of Ioye, - shouldn't this be Joye
My purpos is, er that I parte fro ye.
Thesiphone, thou help me for tendyte
Thise woful vers, that wepen as I wryte!..."

I have to read it in Middle English, obviously. Translations are for wimps.:bleh: [/b][/quote]
Well my transcrip is a little off, but I guess my middle-age english pronounciation isn't :angel:
And I haven't seen a single page of the Cantenbury Tales for 4 years now! ;)
Chaucer - I know, I'm a show off :tomato:

Wow, very impressive.:ok: I can only read it but not pronounce it - which is going to be very embarassing when I have to read out my essays...

I had a two year course on old and middle age English - so I had to know it. Let me know if I can help!

Wait...you got an F because your teacher was absent on the day of the test? That doesn't make any sense at all!

Crud, I can't get these black stains of my perfect fit lime green T shirt :(

Have you tried scissors yet?

Or maybe this would cheer you up (it's about black stains...)

why thank you, but I'd rather have a better washing powder


it could be a worse stain though :P
http://clinton-legacy.org/humor/pard..._the_stain.gif

Well it's just about time to get this thread back from the death... Lets see if we can post some more crap :D

Like this kitty greeting a friend:

I think this is a pencil sharpener - or just a joke, not sure really...

It looks cool. :)

Redneck's Christmas Tree:

Okay, I got crap:

I lost three important people in my life in the last three months. I broke up with my gf who almost instantly came together with my best friend, and then my new wannabe girlfriend turned me down after she had her fun with me....

I feel useless... :cry:

Sorry if this sounds really, really harsh, and I know a lot of people will hate me for this, but:

again?

Nah forget it, we're still posting crap here, so here's a little result of too hot love!

That is harsh, although you may be right. Anyway, let's leave these things at the door.

The gf and the wannabe gf was the two I was talking about in my infamous thread earlier. My ex(oh I hate that term:( ) coming together with my best friend, who was my best friend ever since ground school, is a recent event.

And yes people, AGAIN! muck happens to me all the time :cry:

Well here's something nice.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/9...a119827133.gif

Wow... you guys "ressurected" this thread....

Ah... but actually I don't have "much crap" ...wait... maybe I can post here something :D (you guys and girls probably already know some of this stuff :tomato: )

woha at first i didn't know that this is an old topic, i was like wow shunk eat enemy is back, and then what indignus VI and then xiratai(or wahtever) then like ohh yeah....it's old...

Shrek, that made me laugh so hard!! :D I probably woke up my grandma who's asleep in the next room :whistle:

Seems that every1 is ignoring this...
Is it because no aswer is expected?
Is it because MR. Playbahnosh is freaky at times, so no one cares?

Do get this whole thing totally wrong?!? :omg:

Well, I'll see... I guess...

Seems that every1 is ignoring this...
Is it because no aswer is expected?
Is it because MR. Playbahnosh is freaky at times, so no one cares?

Do get this whole thing totally wrong?!? :omg:

Well, I'll see... I guess... [/b][/quote]
Nobody is ignoring him... :blink:
In fact, "we" are trying to cheer him up... There's a lot of "crap" in the world and laughing is the solution to most of it :bleh: :tomato:

I thought so, but what happend to him is really bad crap!
I had the idea that he maybe wants to talk about it instead of talking it over!
You know what I mean?
I guess I'm taking it a bit too serious... Anyways I feel sorry for Playbahnosh.

Well thanks dude, that really nice of you! Yer one of a few kind ppl on this board :ok:

Well I'm not surprised, I'm getting used to that crap happens to me all the time, I guess I done something really bad in my past life, like I was a serial-chil-molester-killer-pervert-God-hater or something like that, becaust this just sux more than you can imgaine. Yer life turning upside down in no more than three weeks...

Well my tolerance level seems to be rising and I just trying not to pay attention to this kinda sh1t but it's just hard...

Well... "Wellcome to the suck!"(Jarheadz)

I read a book once and its title was "Fortuna's smile". (The goddess Fortuna for havin luck and stuff).

It says there that Fortuna sometimes turnes her Wheel of Fortune when she's in the mood to. It lifts people on the one side and people fall off or sturggle to stay hangin on the other.

She just turned your Wheel. ^_^
Cheer up! The next turn comes and it'll lift you up!
Though I know it's hard to deal with the girls...
But I'm not going to tell my personal story here, since I've already been talking a lot! :D

Well, I'm getting pissed at this adware I have. It's real annoying. I'll delete when I can be assed to though.

Seems that every1 is ignoring this...
Is it because no aswer is expected?
Is it because MR. Playbahnosh is freaky at times, so no one cares?

Do get this whole thing totally wrong?!? :omg:

Well, I'll see... I guess... [/b][/quote]
No, we may disagree on various philosophical points, but as a fellow dosgamer, I only wish Playbahnosh the best. I just have no useful advice for his situation.

Really awful things stopped happening to me when I was about 8. After that, there was nothing major. But I'm not gonna tell you the story...

(oh no you don't! I won't let this topic sink away so easily :D)

Well really awful stuff started to happen to me ca. 2 years ago. But I really hope this is just a temporary period...

To be honest, since September, things have been going exceedingly well for me. And its still getting better, methinks.

Bleh, If I were to write down what has gone wrong in my life I could easily fill a huge load of books and I'm still 18.

Just learn to live with it people or do something against it but complaining about it will not help a bit.

I've tried all three options, now I'm stuck with the first.

I've accepted my life was never going too well. But there are always people who suffer much more than yourself. Just accept what you have and be happy with it, even if it is not much.

Nah-ah!
You're not gonna get away with this.
This is the crap topic and you could give a slight view of what crap has happened to you.
Exactly being 18 and complaining a lot is a very, very common combination that works mostly together with a load of self-pityness and some other things that'd make you flame me cause you'd think I wanted to diss you.

Could you give a tiny bit more? Or don't you wanna?

This topic reminds me of my favorite quote from Bab5:

Ivanova: Why can't life be fair!

Marcus: I take quiet comfort from the fact that life isn't fair, because it means that I do not deserve the terrible things that have happened to me.

Horrible elements from my life:

I had to wait until my mid twenties for any woman to consider me as a potential partner in a relationship. I still have doubts about love at first sight, but it happened to me anyways, and none of the women saw me as more than a friend. At the time I felt absolutely miserable. I am still uncertain how I broke that long streak, but my wife tells me I should be glad that I had no previous entanglements, and I choose to take her at her word, not that she would know as I am the only person she ever took a romantic interest in.

I have the wrong experience for my education. I lack the experience for the engineering field and few organizations hire forklift drivers with a university education. Fortunately, I get enough work to pay my bills, and my education might be in demand for the teaching field; although, that requires going back to university, again.

In case I have not borrowed enough trouble, I am fleshing out a storyline that is bouncing through the back of my head, so I can add failed science fiction author to my list of non-accomplishments. This may be harder than I thought, at first, as one of my friends keeps asking for the next section, so she can find out what happens next. She won't accept laziness as an excuse, so I strive onwards.

Despite the crap that I feel that I am wading through as I slog through life, and despite bouts of melancholy, I can still see the myriad things that tell me my life is worth living, so I am happier than I have any right to be.

I'd really rather not. These really are things I don't like to talk about. And I like to keep my real life apart from the internet as good as possible. I'd be a really unpleasant fellow if I'd combine these two.

What mainly bothers me isn't the fact that people are whining about their miseries but that everyone seems to think that his case is the worst that could happen.

Oh, and I don't want to flame anyone here, I wasn't even talking to you in particular. I was just complaining and throwing around with some of my "crap". ;)

I guess it's time for another cheer up picture...

Pic...

Teh fok?

Ah... yes, the "real crap" (looks like only Sebatianos has this kind of crap... well, let me see if mine can be as good as his :bleh: )


EDIT: "Hey, I'm first"
"No, no... I'm first, you son of a good woman" LOL

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And it only happened because both were in a hurry to get to this anti-abortion protest:

I climbed a pepper tree
to cut a mellon
but the watermellon was too heavy
and I missed the train to Cyprus

*crowd applauses in frenzy*

Oh, thank you you really shouldn't

Unclefester.. now there's a name I've not heard in a while..
Welcome back ^^

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That enough crap for ya?

Maybe we could stop the imagefest and get slightly more ontopic?

Master MC's post is perfectly on topic - post your crap (OK, maybe not 100% on topic, because it's elephants crap, but hey...).

Yup Danny, this is all perfectly on topic. Crap is everywhere :ok:

Well, I don't want to start whining again, so I won't... But life sux, and that's a fact... Well not for everybody, but some of us it does...

I second that... Well most of you know about that anyway...
But I intend to do it another way from now on... and finally get a life ^_^

Here's some more crap:

Tell me...

When it comes to chicks, I'm cursed.
Unfortunately, I'm the best student in my class. Therefore all the good girls think I'm a nerd. But am really not. I work out much more than the majority of my classmates, but I guess that's not enough!!!

:wall: :hairpull:

On Topic?

Whats That........ :bleh:

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:omg:
wtfk

You're fast!!!

Maybe the forum has grown to big!!!


P.S. OMG! Since when are Blah... Blah.. messages not counted in the postcount?

That's been changed around last fall. 3XBlah is a place where people were talking about all sorts of things and I guess (this is only my personal opinion) that someone thought they were just doing it to raise their post counts. So in order not to prevent talking, but also not to encourage the spaming-for-the-sake-of-posts the posts in 3XBlah (and in Games) don't count.

Back on topic:

I'm not even going to tell you guys how it was my last Saturday night... What a crap...Fortunately I found out these two nice guys who help me returning home :P

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Okay, your milage may vary, and I certainly cannot attest to the reliabilty of this method-- I tried it exactly once, but it did work for me (it is now fourteen years and four children into our "And they lived happily ever after.").

If you are in a social situation where talking to a stranger is not unusual (in my case it was the office of the computer science club, and we always welcomed potential new members), and you see a new face that you find pleasant, introduce yourself and start a conversation. If you find yourself warming to the person, ask her out. The worst she will do is say no.

The purpose of dating is to find out if you love the other person, and want to form a commitment.

Do not try to steal someone else's girlfriend, as any girl you can steal is unlikely to be worth keeping, or unlikely to be kept.

Gee rlbell, you might say good things every once in a while :ok:
That was so true, even I couldn'tve say it better! Dude, you grew a lot in my eyes...

Now that's a statement!
Really, really true... :ok:

This is sort of an "eye-opener" for many people.
If you steal someone else's partner it is mostly for "bed-reasons"... :whistle:

Great stuff man! :kosta:

Hear that, Playbahnosh? Don't think you did anything wrong. Like somebody else once said, that girl of yours seemed to have serious commitment issues. It's not your fault, Dude. :ok: . Just get over it. You'll be fine.

New crap in my life:

A very dear friend (even if we do not talk as much as we used to) has gone and done something mind-bogglingly unwise, and even though it does not affect me personally, it still causes me no small amount of pain.

For reasons that I cannot fathom, she decided to "expand" her marriage to include a second man, as the "only" alternative would be to sneak behind her husband's back to have an affair with this second man, whom she also loves. Her husband and father of her two children, unless he goes for threesomes, gains nothing, and the only thing in it for him is that she does not leave, as he would be obligated to provide her with support, as her husband, if she did. The husband's situation is not one that I would wish on my worst enemy.

I can understand the problems of maintaining the promise to "exclude all others". They are called "Married, not dead" moments, when you meet highly desirable people after you have already found a special someone to spend your life with. My wife's youngest sister, if she chooses to employ proper posture, is well into the 'must beat them off with sticks' category of beauty. It would be simpler if I did not notice her figure, but I am married, not dead.

I am wrestling with how to explain to my friend what I think she has done wrong, because I really love her too much to stay silent (even if I now thank my lucky stars that I was never her boyfriend). I suppose I feel guilty, because there was a time when she would have asked my advice, so there is a nagging thought that I might have been able to prevent the situation from ever happening, but we each married other people and lived in different cities.

**sigh**

While there is life, there is hope

What a character...who the heck would do something like that?
You gotta tell her...there's no way she can treat her husband like that.