Hey all. There was this tank game I used to play (it was shareware when I played it) and it was MUCH LIKE Scorched Earth, but it was isometric, and the tanks talked. It had phrases like "Your shoelaces are united" (it was a joke, yes I ment to spell united) and other funny remarks. It had weapons like missles and stuff, and I remember it had a Tesla coil, I think for shielding....Help please ;_;, I can't remember the name of it and i'd LOVE to.

There are two Freeware games called "Tank wars" on our Freeware section and they are Scorched Earth clones:
http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=8554

MobyGames

See here for a similar game.

This is a game called Blast Doors.

http://www.fiends.com/Index/Blast.jsp