Laughter Therapy for Free
Laughter Therapy for Free: (In)famous and (Un)funny (Bad) Jokes, Nonsense Stuff, Pranks and Puns:
Now, talking about the review, no wonder the reviewer says the Hairys are so “mean”. I also agree, as I have a vague idea of why Hairys are considered “mean”... Oh, if you could borrow powerful characters from other Universes like Cartoons, Comics and Movies, I come to mind three powerful, invincible and Legendary Baldies. They are the legendary rulers of Baldo and gods of the World of Baldies. • http://i4.ifrm.com/638/134/emo/roshi.gif (Lord Eggplant); • http://piq.codeus.net/static/media/u...94_100x100.png (Lord Egg Head :picard:); • http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...gital/yoda.gif (Lord Chayote). Unfortunately, they are arguing over who is the Supreme Ruler: :argue: • Who is the most bald or the least hairy? :hairpull: :tease: • Who is the tallest? :tease: :zip: • Who is the most handsome and sexiest? :lust: :drool: • Who has the brightest head (shining and / or the wisest)? :zen: :idea: Those issues show the existential crisis of the Grand Masters and how they are restless and pulling their hair... :hairpull: :wall: May the Force be with them! :lightsaber: Well, the war between Baldyland / Baldydom (aka Baldo) and Hairyland / Hairydom (aka Hairry) for hair tonic and hair implant begins now!!! |
The Qualities and Virtues of the Stinky Feet (Foot Odor)
Now, I will talk about entrepreneurship with great potential never explored by the start-ups... ($
We will speak of the qualities and virtues of the stinky feet (foot odor). :tease: :wacko: :woot: :hypno2: I had an acquaintance years ago who walked the streets daily without wearing socks on the same tennis shoes. :sick: I had an idea suddenly and suggested the potentialities of such an unusual habit: • The foot odor could be availed in the food industry such as “natural” cheese / bacon / ham / etc. flavor; :drool: :hungry: • The foot odor could be used in the winery where stepping on the grapes could result in a refined wine, strong flavor and slightly acidic aroma; :beer: :sunning: • The foot odor could be harnessed as a natural energy source for lighting and cooking gas; :nuke: • The slime from foot odor could be used as a “natural” multi-use wax; :picard: • The slime from foot odor could be used as a "natural" varnish for furniture; :palm: • Tennis shoes could be used to grow healthy, nutritious and tasty mushrooms; :shroom: • Tennis shoes could be used to grow biological yeast used in baking breads; :cake: • Tennis shoes could be harnessed for research and discovery of new antibiotics against super bacteria; XD • The slime from foot odor could be used to investigate how the displacement of an object without friction works. :mighty: :smugulon: :roll: |
My signatures
My previous signature before a certain Maiden Troll :grandma: came to post nasty comments. :suspicious: :dislike: :sucks:
My current signature to respond appropriately to this Maiden Troll :grandma: that deserves to taste the poison himself for his personal offenses. My future signature with only one modification. In case the Maiden Troll :grandma: dares come back, I have prepared sweet nasty words to return his personal and nasty offenses. He is no match for me! :suspicious: :dislike: :sucks: :owned: “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth”! :sneakrete: :mischief: :owned: |
Cosmic Beings, Deities...
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Transformers, Combiners, Gestalts...
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