The Abandonian Benevolent Military Junta
 

Hello Fellow Abandonians

I, Fubb, am your new self appointed leader, because no one else assumed the position

Hey this ain't a democracy, we have no charter. Your loss.

I am the leader of the newly created "Abandonian Benevolent Military Junta", your new ruling body that will lead with a losely fitted leather glove that (tries) to keep an Iron Grip on Abandonian Society! Yay!

Yuo may wonder how I came to power, well, it is through a picture i found on the internet! It is an amazing semi-pr0nographic image that gave me the power to coup the invisible unheard of leaders the lead witout leading, therefore making me the new leader that will both be seen, and will lead by leading!

So far the members are me, your Benevolent, and handsome leader...

My Right Hand man, Mighty Midget who i forcefully self appointed..

And my second right hand man (terrible accident as a child, dont ask), ianfreddie07, who was also forcefully appointed.

So there you hae it..

Sign up, we have great dental plans!

BENEFITS OF JOINING THE ABMJ:

GREAT INSURANCE PREMIUMS STARTING AT er... Im bad at math. Good, ok, they're good!

DENTAL!

You get a DIFFERENT SENSUAL WOMAN OF CHOSEN ETHNIC ORGIN EvErY NiGhT!1!one!11

You get a kitty!

And, you get a Wii!

So join up!

The ABMJ Will have many Guiding Protocols, which will be added at different points.

The first Protocol, is;

Don Cherry
http://www.cherryblue.ca/images/don_cherry.jpg

The second is;

Deus Ex

The Third is;
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...chkinglolz.png
www.lolcats.com

And the Forth is...

www.failblog.org



More shall be added as we gain members and popularity!

All Hail the ABMJ!

The operation of ABMJ has been closed down by the order of Abandonian Secret Police. No take-over attempts are allowed. K THX.

Oh, Horseman... Doesn't he know who really runs this place? :sneaky: Oh wait. No one's seen my throne of ice, or the wand that turns men to stone. Although my grip here is weakening... Christmas is coming; Aslan is on the move. :3:

When it comes to armed forces, Abandonia and taking over; you have a problem....
Titan:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...n/IMG_1566.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...n/_MG_0447.jpg
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...n/_MG_0409.jpg

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