Let's tell an illustrated story
 

In this game, I will start a story and post a picture illustrating what happens. And each poster will continue that story, posting another picture that illustrates his/her addition. Each user post shouldn't be too long, and only one picture per post is accepted. BUT!!! The picture posted must be drawn by the poster, either from scratch or by drawing over another picture. Crappy amateurish drawings are encouraged.

Let's the story start!


A sexy lady in a red nightdress is cycling in the park when a lot of flowers get stuck in the bicycle, forcing it to stop. Incapable of fixing it, the woman sits on the bicycle, and from time to time shouts asking for help.




EDIT: can someone fix the title of the thread? It should be an "an" not an "and"! I am making hat stupid mistake a lot, lately...
EDIT: Stupid me! I found I can fix it myself! That's what I get for not using the advanced editing...

I suck at drawing but here we go.

http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/l...6/Bikelady.png

Getting tired of being nice and sitting on her bike, our lovely lady jumps off and starts yelling down a passer by.

........ :eww:

The Passer buy gets angry. He pulls out a rusty switch-blade and stabs the poor lady over 9000 times!



(I took the screenshot as well)(I can't get the image to show up on this thread :( )

The lady screams for help as guards rush over.
The passer-by is thinking that he needs a good cover story for why he appears to be stabbing this woman...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...Untitled-3.jpg

btw - you put [ img ] www.whatever.com [ /img ] without the spaces.
make sure it isn't wider than 800px, else it'll ruin the forum display for some people
That will show the image.
Photobucket has a box - 3rd one down - with the tags in already. Just copy out of that. :)

Killer-Uh Officers, I can explain....

Generic 1800's English police force officer- "Whats this then?"

Killer - Well...she was riding her bike and it hit a rock and she impaled herself 9000 times on my knife. There was nothing i could do!"

http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/l...ergetsaway.png

Being the British police they believe the killer and arrest another person walking by. The killer is very happy about this, and decides to go somewhere to get something to eat.

The passer by. Who's name happens to be Frank. Decides on Mc:ESA:nalds
But to Franks disappointment when he arrived, he found that it had been vaporized by a mad scientist.

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/a...struct0011.jpg

Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, sits and munches thoughtfully on his Disintergrated Big Mac and plays with his Happy Meal (tm) Toy. Eventually he decides that the poor state of the world's health - obesity and famine, heart disease and social decay etc... - are largely a result of the West's penchant for Fast and Convenience Food, Maccy D style.

He takes Ronald McDonald into account and judges him guilty of crimes against humanity.
A small smile wells up from within his blackened soul, quickly smothered by his merciless killer instinct; squashed back into the pits of his psyche.

A stern look passes his face. He slowly pulls out a very big gun...

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...unk/story2.jpg

But Frank remembers the two Policemen, from whom he narrowly escaped earlier...

He considers joining the police force, so he can get inside info on the crooks and hoods in town.
"Could over-zealously enforcing rules to suit my own purposes be my one true calling in life", he asks himself.
Frank's always been the Vigilante type, shunning the rules of normal society in favour of the freedom granted by following his higher "code of honour".
Something about having the backing of a book of laws makes him feel a lot bigger than he actually is...
He decides to enlist in the local police force, trusting that, if it all goes wrong, he can always shoot his way out of the situation.

http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/u...polrecruit.jpg