Objection!
 

Yes. I've been playing Phoenix Wright games and came up with this.

In this game, you object the previous posters objection with another objection. For example:

Guy/gal1: OBJECTION! Mr. Sal could have never gone to the livingroom! Because of his big arse, he cant get trough the door!

Guy/gal2: OBJECTION! Yes he could! Police found a hidden entranceway to the living room....trough the fireplace!

Guy/gal3: objection! Thats even more imbecile idea! He's not a friggin Santa Claus!

Got it?

I'l start the game with a sentence, not an objection.

"It is clearly proofed that Mr. Guybrush ate Mr. Wilco's breakfast! Crumbles can be found all over his pillow and there was a wad-of-cream on his hair!"

Edit: You can also use this to visualize your objections

OBJECTION! That wasn't cream at all! It was too sticky!

OBJECT 10: There was clearly sugar added to the cream.

OBJECTION! The defense is clearly smashed off his face on all manner of semi-legal prescription drugs!

Objection! This is an outrage! Youre clearly steering us off topic!

OBJECTION! It is impossible to steer this off topic, the only requirements are saying OBJECTION!

OBJECTION! I can't view that because I'm on dial-up!

OBJECTION! There are no excuses for having dial-up!

objection, living in a god forsaken village is

OBJECTION! There are enough city's!

OBJECTION! You spelled 'cities' wrong!

OBJECTION!

You' re supposind he meant cities and not city's (maybe he really has enough of the city's... if they're screwing him up with it all the time.. come on, give the guy a break) :bleh:

OB-FREAKIN'-JECTION!

He wouldn't have used "city's" in that context, only "cities" fits!

OBJECTION: City's clearly has the same number of characters as cities, so where one will fit, the other will fit also!

OBJECTION:

You took my objection far too literally! (although I do believe you are right pixel-wise as well as character-wise)

OBJECTION: If I'm right, you're not supposed to object!

OBJECTION:

This is supposed to behave like an American courtroom! I have to catch you out on anything and everything!

OBJECTION: But you're not in America!

OBJECTION:

You almost made me spell OBJECTION wrong!

OBJECTION:
You didn`t spell it bad!

OBJECTION:

You have horrible grammatical skills!

OBJECTION:
i alredy now that aluminiun,but please let focus on the case!! :amused:

OBJECTION!

That is relevant to this case! You surely dont think that you can defend your client with a bad grammar?!

Ja!!
 

OBJECTION:
i doesn t matter if y defend my client or not,that because no aprendi ingles muy bien en las clases :noworry:

OBJECTION!!1!

This is an English-language courtroom!

OBJECTION!!:
That lawyer is drunk,and it cant be on that state on the courtroom.
may y suggest than we pass this case to the supreme court of justice!!:perv:

OBJECTION!

We are already in the Supreme Court of Justice!

OBJECTION:
Perfect!!i need to go to the bathroom!!

OBJECTION!
I do not want to know of your personal life;

OBEJeCTION:
Me either!!

Objection!

All those objections made me lose the whole point of the case! may we please continue with the guybrush case?

OBJECTION:
NO!! we dont need mr.Guybrush because he ran away!!

Objection!

The security is too tight for guybrush to escape!!!

OBJECTION:
The security guards are too lazy for even eat a donna!!

OBJECTION:
The security guards don't even have donuts!

OBJECTION:
They do had donuts,they just forget it into other pants

OBJECTION!
The guards don't like chili donuts.

OBJECTION:
Yes they do like,they just don`t say it

OBJECTION! The security videotapes make it clear that the guards have never purchased donuts in their entire careers!

OBJECTION: They never had a career.

OBJECTION!

The security videotapes PROVE they had a career.

OBJECTION! The security videotapes are clearly fake

OBJECTION! Then why were there no signs that they had been altered, and why do I have a document right here PROVING the tapes real?

OBJECTION! Those document could easily be forged. And if it isn't the case there also aren't any proof that those documents are from a reliable source

OBJECTION! These documents are CERTIFIED by the LEMMING ASSOCIATION FOR THE CERTIFICATION OF TRUTHFUL AND NON-FALSE DOCUMENTS (LAFTCOTAND)!

OBJECTION! LAFTCOTAND is a suicide association banned by all the goverments of the world and the UN

OBJECTION! I have here a document from the UN certifying LAFTCOTAND as an official UN Document Certifier.

OBJECTION! The UN has no jurisdiction here

OBJECTION! Then why is there a UN flag hanging on the back wall?

OBJECTION!
Thats not relative for the case,the Mr guybrush has just scape from the court room!

OBJECTION!

Our security guards (who supposedly never had a career) have him in custody and are bringing him back now.

OBJECTION! The person being brought to court is not Mr Threepwood! The accused has escaped!

OBJECTION! A citizen has entered, and has made a citizen's arrest of that guy!

OBJECTION! I don't have a witty remark to say to that!

OBJECTION! El Quia needs to just DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

OBJECTION! I am not bound by law to deal with it, and I choose not to deal with it.

OBJECTION! WHO CARES THAT IT'S NOT A LAW? IT'S AN UNWRITTEN LAW!!!!!!!! AND, (clears throat) if you make any further objections, I will organize a massive grassroots campaign to get said unwritten law written!

Wrote a list with all the Hersay exceptions of the game:

When you have a proper question that qualyfies as a Hearsay Exception, also you must declare WHAT type of Exception is. Here are the hoykeys for every type:


Every exception is a number key from the keyboard.

KEY HEARSAY EXCEPTION

1 Former Testimony

2 Past Recolection Recorded

3 Declaration Against Interest

4 Admission or Confession

5 Prior Inconsistent Statment

6 Mental or Psysical Condition

7 Dying Declaration

8 Spontaneus Declaration

9 Reputation

If you choose the correct exception when asked, you win an 50% extra points...

bye :hello:

OBJECTION! This is necroposting to the max. And also seems to be for a real game and not this forum game.

OBJECTION! While the post is indeed related to a real game it does not disrupt the flow of this thread.

OBJECTION! They did not start the post with the word OBJECTION! so it totally did ruin the thread.

OBJECTION! The post contains 10 words ending with "-tion". According to the international exchange rate, 10 words ending with "-tion" = OBJECTION!

OBJECTION! There is no such thing as international exchange rate for -tion words. Only for Objec- words.

OBJECTION! Your honor, according to the principle of judicial precedent reflected in the 2005 case of Abandonia vs. Putin, I must declare the following: BANANA!

OBJECTION! There is no one here called Honor.

OBJECTION! As this is my first post in this thread, I assume the title of "Left Honorable mrpeople", and recognize TA addressing me as "Your Honor". Subsequently, his declaration is duly noted.

OBJECTION! as a more senior member of the site I should be "Your honor" and not you.

OBJECTION! I called it first, so :bleh1:

OBJECTION! Tongues are forbidden in the courtroom.

OBJECTION! neither are feline avatars!

OBJECTION! (insert Avatar joke here)

OBJECTION! Jokes and humor of any sort are strictly forbidden in the courtroom.

OBJECTION! This court is just a joke.

OBJECTION! You don't recognise the venerabily of the court. You are out!

OBJECTION! I have no Clue what you just said!

OBJECTION! Judge Plum is residing, therefore this is Clue!

OBJECTION! That would be Professor Plum!

OBJECTION! You will not call the Honorable Judge "Professor" until he has left the courthouse!

OBJECTION! The Judge is not a Judge if he is a Professor.

OBJECTION! The Judge gets money for judging, so he's a professional Judge, and so Prof. rer. iur.

OBJECTION! Then our judge can never be in the Olympics!

OBJECTION! Only in boxing and wrestling, professionals are not allowed to participate in the Olympic Games.

OBJECTION! As far as I know no one can be paid for the sport they perform at the Olympics. I.e no one can be paid for running and run at the Olympics. (Sponsorship isn't being paid to them I think...)

OBJECTION! I am over thinking this.

OBJECTION! You are only allowed one objection per post!

OBJECTION! You are allowed to object to your own objection should you find it objectionable.

OBJECTION! Objectifying objections is objectionable!

OBJECTION! The proportion of words with inital "O" to other words is not in the given limitations.

OBJECTION! Those limitations only applies when there are either multiple non-"o" words with the same initial or different initials.