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viking45 06-10-2006 01:30 AM

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take muck from anybody.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is not lifting himself up. He pushes the earth down!
Chuck Norris once took a whole jar of sleeping pills, and he blinked.
You don't watch Chuck Norris - he watches you

Anyone got any more? :)

Icewolf 06-10-2006 08:22 AM

Look at the Jokes-thread they're all there.

FISHCHAIR 06-10-2006 01:13 PM

chuck noris is about as hard as a sloppy turd in a bag

Tervez 06-10-2006 01:30 PM

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris one shot down an airplane by pointing it with his finger and saying " Bam!".


nace 06-10-2006 04:28 PM

Chuck Norris is the bestest of the bestest of the bestest best bestest. :ok:

troop18546 06-10-2006 04:32 PM

After reading a LOT of those jokes, I finally came to this conclusion - NO MORE.

nace 06-10-2006 04:47 PM

It`s time to move on... :)

troop18546 06-10-2006 04:49 PM

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It`s time to move on... :)
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Of course. It didn't last long though.
Me and my friend laughed for 30mins straight today from a fellow class-member. He recorded some of it and is gonna put it on youtube. :hysterical:
LMAO

nace 06-10-2006 04:52 PM

he he

post us a link

troop18546 06-10-2006 05:14 PM

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he he

post us a link
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When it get's in, I could. But it was hilarious - for 30mins we (there were 2 to 4 of us at different times) really laughed our a55es off. LOL


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