It's halloween again, my friends!
The happenin'est holiday of the year, and I trust we'll all be celebrating in one form or another.

The game is very simple.
When you are out for halloween, you should count all the Jack Sparrow costumes you see.

My calculations show that the Sparrow population has increased exponentially from last year's already significant numbers.
This is mostly due to the fact that many people don't understand the nature of halloween, and want to look like johnny depp so they can have sex with girls.
We need to know their numbers in order to determine whether genocide is necessary, or if a mere cull will do the job.

Thanks for your support, halloween fans!

There's a guy around here who makes his living looking like Jack Sparrow. People paying for photo's with him etc.

He's also a lunatic who was seen down on one of the southern islands trying to bed tourist lasses buy telling them he was Johnny Depp.

He's creepy, and apparently tourist lasses are really stupid.

I suspect the number of Thai Sparrow's will be staggeringly large this year LOL

There's no halloween in finland so I didn't see any. They are trying to "import" halloween here, but people just haven't been into it I guess.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chumloofah @ Oct 31 2007, 11:04 AM) [snapback]317817[/snapback]</div>Ah ah LOL
Two for me (but one was a kid!)

you had 2 sparrows already?:omg2:
and.. one of them was kid?!

I saw a guy dressed as a big cow with five hundred thousand marks of cowaritaciuty this was amazing, partialyl be to the left, if one is to he said once. If I give twice it will become some say, once that is, I do not know for kind is of ten be old men corrugated like the inside of says he.

Well, in a stunning shower of shock, it seems my calculations were quite wrong.
I saw two jack sparrows, which clearly shows that the population is dying out by itself.
Another example of reality having no goddamn respect for science.

Not at all, I think it was evolution in action, and the Jack Sparrows, like the dinosaurs, have had their day.

Unlike the dinosaurs, good taste was the ultimate end of the Sparrows.

The Jack Sparrow gene is recessive and very rare in females, so there are generally fewer with each successive generation. There are quite a number of Sparrow "carriers" out there who don't even know it, though, so it's in everyone's best interest to get tested as soon as possible.

Pigggy, have you considered a career as a writer of Bayesian poison? I think you've got what it takes.

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