mmmkaaayyyy

i will put this one in the box with the other broken toys that no-one plays with any more... :/

Don't be likes this Kelbert, I personally really appreciate your enthusiasm, but that alone without actual work behind it is not even remotely enough to develop.
By creating a template based on previous Abandoned Times issues you alone could easily create these pamphlets and publish them on our boards.
As for human resources, we don't even have someone to update Weekly Polls every seven, ten or thirty days, or less frequently.