An important question
 

So I was pondering a little about this. What happens to playboy mansion when Hugh Heffner dies?

Um, sold to the highest bidder in auction?

I could say there'd be a giant cage match between the playmates for the right to all the Pervert's worldly goods, but that just smacks of the Ottoman empire; all the legitimate sons of the Sultan were kept locked in this prison called the Golden Cage, until one of them inherited and had all the others strangled... So, if the favoured playmate invited all the others around to her place after the funeral, I'd strongly advise them not to drink the tea. :D

To whom I should send my Curriculum Vitae if he dies?? :woot:

Lesbian commune? :drool:

Would it not descent into chaos without a charismatic alpha male leader?

lesbian anarchy, omg that's hot
somebody should tell romano about this

:perv: I seen you, Davey. You'd prob'ly just have to send a snapshot and some champagne. LOL

Mhh...and some billion dollars :tai:

<massive party="" pooping="">< massive party pooping > It would probably go to his sons (both of whom are apparently unimpressed with the upbringing they received there) or most likely would be left partially for his daughter to carve up as she saw fit, being that she's chairman and chief executive of Playboy Enterprises. Either way, that's a lot of syphillis to share around post Hefner :) < /massive party pooping >
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