Heeelo Abandonia! I want to share some of my creations here (don't worry, there are only few).

First on the list:

For those situations when you can't find place to put down your drink:

Onyx Cuga Wizard- the original version of the program. In Croatian. (kol'ko nas ima! :Brain: )

Onyx Drink Wizard- international version of the program. In English.

This program is basicaly an old joke. Hope you have fun with it.

Onyx has left the building!

What an odd way to get people to use a program. You should at least say what it does so people don't waste their time downloading it.

Look, it's a joke program. It cannot harm your computer in any way and you may have a few laughs with it. The chance is you'll run it once and never again but, hey, it's only 1 MB.

What does it do?

I don't think he will say.

That would ruin the point, right? What kind of crap is that.

this is pure genius!

Great (and very usefull?) program!
/* Care! */
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Thanks to you Onyx, my installation of Alice completely screwed up and now I can't play it at all.
You freak.

How did that happen? Did you start the program WHILE installing the game? And now you blame me? Hell, allmost every time you are installing something you are warned not to start anything else at that time. Just start the instalation again and everything should be fine. If you run into any other problems PM me and I'll be glad to help if I can.

:eeeeeh: ???