Quality Of My Jokes
 

M.O.M., My Mommas!

So, Pool, no, Pool: nooooo... POLL: (Typiign Troublews Lols):picard:

Achem, POLL:

What do you think about the quality of my jokes?
(This post may not or may be withstanding:borg:)

This is my first time doing a poll so I'm just testing this.:D

Ah, I understand how it works now.

Heh, vote away, Knuttos!

This poll is your best so far :p

It my only one so far... :blandface: :shrug:

Sorry, Stavinz.

HA, but the joke's on you all!! This whole poll is a joke! Which you participated in! 2 people voted They've seen better from a talking gecko! Ha! That was a joke in-in- of-itself!

I regret to inform you that I will have to go live with the green elf, Scatty, as he is the only one who supports my worthy cause. You, you, SLEAZY CRICKETS! It was Jonh Sabugs that cursed the whole thing from the very beginning! He was the first to vote nay, and therefor the Condemning factor in this play by Staavspeare in which Staav is upheld by an angry lynch!

CURSE YOU, JONH SABUGS!!!

AND TO THE REST OF YOU--
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY I SAY TO YOU ALL!
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY!!!!

SMILE TRANSLATION INCOMING, FAST!

ME: "Whaddaya think" :smile2:

CROWD: "IDIOCY! NONSENSE!" :lynch:

ME: "BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!":umm:

CROWD: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! NO WAIT, JUST SHOOT HIM, HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!"
:laser:

ME: "Nay! DO NOT POKE! IS NO JOKE! NO JOKE! NO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

(Crowd overwhelms, scene fades.) :lynch: :lynch: :lynch: :lynch:

Legend:

AB USERS(MOST)=:death: & :sniper:

Me= :blow: & :hairpull: and then :lightsaber:

Scatty= :hypocrite: (without the hypocracy part!)

Alright, *sniff sniff*, goodbye all.
I shall become hermit after a short while of living with Scatty. (He can only support me for so long)
maybe I'll move to Switzerland, or, I dunno, Nebraska. You know, same thing, 'ight?
peace out, bros. Faithful to the last. I lay In bones. More than you ever gave me...

Don't know about quality, but size is obviously enormous... :p

I'm not an elf, I'm a goblin. That modern medieval market with flamespitting actors and rock-guitar-including rock music based on medieval songs type. With a silver chain and a Sowilo-rune around the neck. You get the picture.
So you might want to re-think that living part :p

But yeah, I kind of find you entertaining, together with Yoga you make the forum much less quiet and boring than without.

Heh, take it easy, I was just screwing with you. I still can't tell when you are joking, since I can't make much sense of most of your posts, but I think you are a nice person overall.

Cheers.

Never ask questions you don't want to know the answer to :)

Great Myanmar!
 

Enormous? PAH! I've made post twice as long as that!

I know, I know, I just thought of Elf and decided to go with it...

DEAR ME, I'VE OFFENDED MY LAST SUPPORTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Achemm, Back to my senses.

Totally do not get the picture. At all. What is a sowilo-rune? I have no clue what you are talking about, no joke.

Thank ye much, kind sir.-- SOME ONE-- HAND THIS MAN A PIECE OF EIGHT!!!!


What part of my previous post did you have trouble grabbing hold of me joking?

Was it the part where I yelled "CURSE YOU, JONH SABUGS!", or the part that I said "Legend: AB Members=:death:"?

I try to make everything kind of funny, while still making a point within it.

In this case, I was mildly annoyed that you had voted down, but I was putting on a facade for comedy that much exaggerated it.
Actually, from the moment I saw your vote, I was planning that joke...

My opinions are not very strong. They are intended to come off as planly rediculous. If you strip away the thick layer of Strangeness, though, it becomes a mild opinion, that probably wouldn't even have been expressed had it not been exaggerated so much.

Of course, that's not to say I want people to take my posts as complete jokes. Then no one will reply! XD

So that's why they have actual content within their jokery. Not to mention it all makes so much more sense when nonsense is based in realness, eh?

Anyway, when you read them, just be open-minded, and keep in mind that I'm probably not too serious most of the time.

If I may resume nonsense?
OKAY?!?!

:D :D :D :D


Of Course I wanted to know the answer! Well, at least I thought I did.

What I Didn't want to know was the mockery which is this thread!

Wait, I'm losing it... I don't know what I'm talking about... Yeah, anyway...


Anyway, I trust this is all very good-natured and such, but I guess I should not be surprised... My type of joke is often only completely understood by me and at times only laughed at by me.

May I quote Chatbox Happenings?


Okay, so those are the weirdest I could find on short notice and laze.

And most of them only show people are nice enough here to take them well :)

Uhmm... anyway... I seem to have suddenly run out of material.
Plus my thought process was interrupted by church and a long meal.

Haha, Bye then!

STUVAN =_=

Some examples of medieval market here and here, and some examples of the music that's frequently played, and is based on, the whole modern medieval market scene here and here.
And finally, the meaning of the rune Sowilo (SOL) and example of how it might look like on a silver chain.

Dunno for sure but I think the modern medieval scene is mostly oriented on European countries like especially Germany, or Finland, and is probably largely unknown outside of Europe.

I'm totally clueless myself.

That's weird stuff. In Extremo, believe it or not, doesn't sound too bad, Actually pretty good, in a strange "Bag-Pipey" kind of way, but I'm having a hard time coping with German lyrics!

So are you saying you work in a "Modern Medieval" "Traveling Circus" or something like that?

I totally just thought that your Avatar Image was photoshopped. I didn't even think of it as you, much less you in make-up.

Don't think you'll find much, if any, of that kind of music in English, I only know of German groups which make that music.
I'm not working in a circus :p Just visiting the modern medieval markets with some friends when they're there, usually in Spring or Summer. The avatar picture is a bit photoshopped - the ears and the green color are, the rest is costume I had on.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

Ha, well, that is unfortunate. I'm sure there's at least one ;)

Haven't a clue how to find them, though!:mhh:
Google! It solves all problems! :rolleyes:


Ha! I knew it! It is photoshopped!

Funny though, it wouldn't be that hard, by any means, to do that as a costume. Vulcan ears-- Green Face paint-- and the rest is already done!

Whoever did that messed with that shot is pretty good-- You could mistake it for being photoshopped or a costume

Umm... :mhh: I think you (BLizzard-man), Hyoga :zen: and Privatien Bible https://media.giphy.com/media/29Sdfydfmkmv6/giphy.gif are funny not for your jokes themselves, but for your funny (re)actions, manners, behavior, way of writing... :hihihi:

Well, Hyoga even gets to make good jokes such as Capo, :poke: Japo :king: and Paco. :paco: That battle between Hyoga and KrazeeXXL :wacko: was comically epic! Super duper funny! :hihihi:

In the case of the former Captien Bible who was demoted to Privatien Bible, I found it hilarious that he would be suspended one after the other incessantly by the Grand Emperor Japodeis. :mighty: :smugulon: :roll: That situation was very funny! :hihihi:

And The Fifth Horseman of the Apokolips :horseman: can make very funny jokes in the Forum Suspension, ban and unban notices.. In that case, his jokes were really funny. I am sure his Overlord, Lord Darkseid, smiles when he hears those jokes, showing his teeth always white and clean... :D :ouch: The new Cepacol advertising boy? :drool: :whops:

And in my case, I love infamous and unfunny bad jokes, nonsense stuff, pranks and puns. I laugh at the thought of them. :hihihi:

I wonder who is the craziest of the people I mentioned including me (BLizzard-man, Hyoga :zen:, KrazeeXXL :wacko:, Poke-man :poke2:, Privatien Bible https://media.giphy.com/media/29Sdfydfmkmv6/giphy.gif, The Fifth Horseman of the Apokolips :horseman:)? :wacko: :tease: :woot: :hypno2:

PS: By the way, Grandmaster Spectreman. Who uses the most smileys between Poke-man :poke2: and BLizzard-man? :bleh3:

“BLizzard-man jokes? That’s so old school”! Nerf this! :blow: :dirtyharry: :laser: