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Scatty 05-10-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by StaaViinsZ (Post 457525)
Totally do not get the picture. At all. What is a sowilo-rune? I have no clue what you are talking about, no joke.

Some examples of medieval market here and here, and some examples of the music that's frequently played, and is based on, the whole modern medieval market scene here and here.
And finally, the meaning of the rune Sowilo (SOL) and example of how it might look like on a silver chain.

Dunno for sure but I think the modern medieval scene is mostly oriented on European countries like especially Germany, or Finland, and is probably largely unknown outside of Europe.

StaaViinsZ 07-10-2013 10:04 PM

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Dunno for sure but I think the modern medieval scene is mostly oriented on European countries like especially Germany, or Finland, and is probably largely unknown outside of Europe.
I'm totally clueless myself.

That's weird stuff. In Extremo, believe it or not, doesn't sound too bad, Actually pretty good, in a strange "Bag-Pipey" kind of way, but I'm having a hard time coping with German lyrics!

So are you saying you work in a "Modern Medieval" "Traveling Circus" or something like that?

I totally just thought that your Avatar Image was photoshopped. I didn't even think of it as you, much less you in make-up.

Scatty 08-10-2013 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by StaaViinsZ (Post 457591)
That's weird stuff. In Extremo, believe it or not, doesn't sound too bad, Actually pretty good, in a strange "Bag-Pipey" kind of way, but I'm having a hard time coping with German lyrics!

So are you saying you work in a "Modern Medieval" "Traveling Circus" or something like that?

I totally just thought that your Avatar Image was photoshopped. I didn't even think of it as you, much less you in make-up.

Don't think you'll find much, if any, of that kind of music in English, I only know of German groups which make that music.
I'm not working in a circus :p Just visiting the modern medieval markets with some friends when they're there, usually in Spring or Summer. The avatar picture is a bit photoshopped - the ears and the green color are, the rest is costume I had on.

StaaViinsZ 10-10-2013 08:10 AM

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Don't think you'll find much, if any, of that kind of music in English, I only know of German groups which make that music.
:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

Ha, well, that is unfortunate. I'm sure there's at least one ;)

Haven't a clue how to find them, though!:mhh:
Google! It solves all problems! :rolleyes:


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The avatar picture is a bit photoshopped - the ears and the green color are, the rest is costume I had on.
Ha! I knew it! It is photoshopped!

Funny though, it wouldn't be that hard, by any means, to do that as a costume. Vulcan ears-- Green Face paint-- and the rest is already done!

Whoever did that messed with that shot is pretty good-- You could mistake it for being photoshopped or a costume

Mystvan 26-12-2017 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by StaaViinsZ (Post 457507)
HA, but the joke's on you all!! This whole poll is a joke! Which you participated in! 2 people voted They've seen better from a talking gecko! Ha! That was a joke in-in- of-itself!

I regret to inform you that I will have to go live with the green elf, Scatty, as he is the only one who supports my worthy cause. You, you, SLEAZY CRICKETS! It was Jonh Sabugs that cursed the whole thing from the very beginning! He was the first to vote nay, and therefor the Condemning factor in this play by Staavspeare in which Staav is upheld by an angry lynch!

CURSE YOU, JONH SABUGS!!!

AND TO THE REST OF YOU--
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY I SAY TO YOU ALL!
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY!!!!

SMILE TRANSLATION INCOMING, FAST!

ME: "Whaddaya think" :smile2:

CROWD: "IDIOCY! NONSENSE!" :lynch:

ME: "BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!":umm:

CROWD: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! NO WAIT, JUST SHOOT HIM, HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!"
:laser:

ME: "Nay! DO NOT POKE! IS NO JOKE! NO JOKE! NO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

(Crowd overwhelms, scene fades.) :lynch: :lynch: :lynch: :lynch:

Legend:

AB USERS(MOST)=:death: & :sniper:

Me= :blow: & :hairpull: and then :lightsaber:

Scatty= :hypocrite: (without the hypocracy part!)

Alright, *sniff sniff*, goodbye all.
I shall become hermit after a short while of living with Scatty. (He can only support me for so long)
maybe I'll move to Switzerland, or, I dunno, Nebraska. You know, same thing, 'ight?
peace out, bros. Faithful to the last. I lay In bones. More than you ever gave me...

Umm... :mhh: I think you (BLizzard-man), Hyoga :zen: and Privatien Bible https://media.giphy.com/media/29Sdfydfmkmv6/giphy.gif are funny not for your jokes themselves, but for your funny (re)actions, manners, behavior, way of writing... :hihihi:

Well, Hyoga even gets to make good jokes such as Capo, :poke: Japo :king: and Paco. :paco: That battle between Hyoga and KrazeeXXL :wacko: was comically epic! Super duper funny! :hihihi:

In the case of the former Captien Bible who was demoted to Privatien Bible, I found it hilarious that he would be suspended one after the other incessantly by the Grand Emperor Japodeis. :mighty: :smugulon: :roll: That situation was very funny! :hihihi:

And The Fifth Horseman of the Apokolips :horseman: can make very funny jokes in the Forum Suspension, ban and unban notices.. In that case, his jokes were really funny. I am sure his Overlord, Lord Darkseid, smiles when he hears those jokes, showing his teeth always white and clean... :D :ouch: The new Cepacol advertising boy? :drool: :whops:

And in my case, I love infamous and unfunny bad jokes, nonsense stuff, pranks and puns. I laugh at the thought of them. :hihihi:

I wonder who is the craziest of the people I mentioned including me (BLizzard-man, Hyoga :zen:, KrazeeXXL :wacko:, Poke-man :poke2:, Privatien Bible https://media.giphy.com/media/29Sdfydfmkmv6/giphy.gif, The Fifth Horseman of the Apokolips :horseman:)? :wacko: :tease: :woot: :hypno2:

PS: By the way, Grandmaster Spectreman. Who uses the most smileys between Poke-man :poke2: and BLizzard-man? :bleh3:

“BLizzard-man jokes? That’s so old school”! Nerf this! :blow: :dirtyharry: :laser:


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