I have a weird idea for a game.
You take someone who has posted previously (Similair to the kill thread) then tell a story about them.
The only catch is that after each point in the story, you have to make a picture of it using emoticons.
Something like this:

Tom Henrik was walking to the mall, when he met Taikara.
:kiss:

But all of a sudden a ninja jumped out!
:ph34r:

He punched Tom in the gut, he was not happy!
:ranting:

Soon it turned into a all out fight, ending with Tom tearing the ninja's clothes off, and blowing him away with a automatic rifle! He exploded in a cloud of red blood!
:rifle: :pissed:

Tom and Taikara lived happily ever after...
:Tom:

Their first born was a lil' devil :twisted: named Taikenrick. Raising him was lots of fun for both parents :hairpull:

When Taikenrick reached adolescence he rebelled against his father excessive authority :adminpower: .
So he took boxing lessons :boxing: . But his father beat the crap out of him :hammer: :Tom:
He then tried karate :karate: . But his father beat the crap out of him :whip: :Tom:
He seemed to calm down after that so his parents decided to offer him a cool gift for christmas :xmas: : A guitar :guitar:
That's when Taikenrick became a rock'n'roll rebel, formed a garage band with some friends :band: , constantly rehearsed in the family's house basement, and drove both his parents crazy. :drool: :tease:

Do they necessarialy have to be the Abandonia smilies?

Taikenrick and his friends were very talented at this and went to become a band with an album and everything.
:band:
They called their band 'The Smurfs'.
:Tom:
Their fisrt live gig was a huge sucess.
:band:
The crowd loved it.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...dbare/punk.gif
Their band soon became a worldwide hit and w\the band was classed as the king of rock.
:king:
The lead member of the band, Taikenrick soon all the power had got to him he forced thband to do his dirty work and such.
:hammer: :kosta: :butcher:
The band split up soon after that.
:bye:
So then the lead member Taikenrick though he was without a band, he still was a sucess as a solo artist.
:guitar:
But, sooner or later he got into drink driving, drugs and other stuff.
:wall: :beer: :pimp: :omg: :smoke: :sick:
He was also killing peoples.
:guns:

His parents, Taikara and Tom, :tai: :Tom: , were confused and disgusted. :eeeeeh:

They then found he was secretly partying in their basement every night with drinks. :Brain: :cheers:

They weren't pleased :ranting: , but when Taikenrik offered to help with Toms job to help him get off drugs Tom was all too happy :Brain:

But then Taikenrik strated annoying Titan :Titan: and so he had to run away before the McDonalds McCatapult as fired at him. :bye:

He then went back to solo artism and drinking. :sick: :tomato:

This was a great idea. Two thumbs up Blood-Pigggy :ok: :ok:

Taikenrick on his drugs finally (about time you're thinking) got put in jail, the slammer, the gaol (for USAans)and forced to work.
:hammer:
His face was pretty messed up now as you'd imagine. So he wore a ninja mask.
:ph34r:
He liked making funny faces to the guards to piss them off.
:tease:
He tried to break out with his secret computer-type-thingy.
:help:
Meanwhile, some kids are forced not to listen to his great music for he's in jail.
:bannana: :music: :whistle: :apple:
Not even santa visited poor Taikenrick anymore.
:xmas:
This made him sad.
:cry:
His parents wouldn't even visit.
:Tom: :tai:
This made him sad(er).
:cry: :cry:
He tried to commit suicide, but it just wasn't working.
:wall:

No, they don't have to be Abandonia smilies

Taikenrick turned 74, after many years in prison. He had a sleeping disorder.
:zzzzz:

He was released, and his parents by this time had all went up to the big cloud in the sky.
:angel:

But Taikenrick was intent on continuing his music career, he became "Rap Wrinkles" and released many albums, the sales response was "unoriginal" and "boring"
:yawn:

So Taikenrick created the ultime machine, of destruction!
:borg:

He assualted the spam factories, and used the products as missles.
:SPAM:

There was much death and destruction!
:help:

During the war they got kamikaze people to eat lots of spam so then theey would launch ther weapon.
:ph34r: + :SPAM: = :sick:
Another weapon used was metal bands and acsessories from our fellow punkers.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...dbare/punk.gif
Suddenly, a smoking pimp appeared.
:pimp:
It scared the robot of destruction and it ran away.
:borg:
This maybe of some use later...
:bannana:
Suddenly a Sith Shadow appeared with his lightsaber.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...are/attack.gif

I prefer using Abandonia smilies.

Everyone were like :w00t: :w00t: :Brain: :Brain:

Yet Taikenrick :evil: hired evil snipers! :sniper: :sniper:

Everyone called for help :help:

The army came :guns: :guns: :rifle: :rifle:

but they all fell victim to the vikings. :Titan: Taiken sent them from the past, using his time machine!
Could things get worse? :wall: :wall:

Wait...
:max:
Who's this guy in glasses?...

This man in glasses is...
:)
Wait, he's wearing a mask...
:)
The true identity is....
:Tom:
:ph34r: Dad? :blink:
:Tom: Yes, it is I, Tom Henrick. You are an evil person my son. :ranting:
:ph34r: Dad, I can't believe it's you. Where's mum? (mom)
:Tom: She is at home, knitting :tai:
:ph34r: Hey, wait a sec. Aren't you meant to be dead?
:Tom: I am dead. I'm in a ghost form. Can't you tell?
:ph34r: Kool, wanna get some beer?!
:Tom: Ok.
:cheers:
:ph34r: Wait, isn't there a war?
:Tom: Yeah, a war that's it!
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

:sneaky: Haha, now the world is mine!
:pimp: Stop! I'm Clyde. Remember when you were in a band? We were such good friends. I just came to tell you that you're stupid, killing people and stuff.
:sneaky: Hmm... you are right... NOT!
And so he ordered his trusty ninjas to kill Clyde.
:ph34r: :ph34r: :pimp: :ph34r: :ph34r:
But Clyde knew karate... and killed the ninjas, :karate:

Meanwhile, next to the time machine...
:Titan: :Titan: :Titan:
Erik: Uh guys?
Erik: I have a bad feeling about this...
:angry: Who are you - the townspeople asked.
:Titan: Erik the Swift at your service.
:Titan: Baleog the Fierce at your service.
:Titan: Olaf the Stout...