ok, what happens is the first person makes a wish, then the next person corrupts said wish and makes another wish
ex "I wish for a puppy" "Granted, but it pees on your carpet. I wish to be the smartest man on earth." "Granted, but..." and so an and so on Ill start: I wish i ruled the world. |
Granted. here's an unmarked ruler.
I wish I had superpowers |
Granted; you can now make toy poodles blink on command.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted, you are now a fly ready to be eaten by a chameleon.
I wish I ACTUALLY have a spaceship. ^_^ |
Granted, you're aboard a Borg Cube.
I wish you were here. |
Granted, You're assimilated to the Borg.
Resistance IS futile!! I wish for lot's of money. |
Sure, here's one billion deutsch marks for you.
I wish for a non fattening, cheap, tasty, healthy hamburger delivered to me in bed by a hot chick by which I mean a girl not a chicken. |
Ok, but before you get your hands on anything the universe collapses in on itself in a spectacular implosion.
I wish for world peace. |
And so indeed the world of Gragnar in Andromeda galaxy is peaceful.
I wish for bad things to happen. |
Granted, no wish for you.
I wish for an unlimited supply of burgers |
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