It's like the storytelling threads but you're only allowed to say two words max in a post. And no double posting. Goes like this:

USER1: The dog
USER2: jumped
USER3: the fence.
USER1: I chased
USER3: after him.

The all: (as named by Shrek)
Pinky the blue cow died horribly during the monsoon season. We ate his intestines as we remembered back we chewed with gusto. Until we decided that we would turn vegan. Which didn't really facilitate surviving when we were suddenly attacked. Soya was the Tiki princess of the palace who coagulated like blood until it magically turned into a rather nasty, huge, moronic, insane, sadistic, creepy looking, super big Calimari Shortcake! 'Twas witchery if it were true, but sadly 'twas but a glowing moon effect. If only we hadn't eaten burritos yesterday. But as Danny252 rocks in his little crade, his mother wonders whether he'll ever grow up. Meanwhile in, the stomach mice drowned their sorrows into the large intestines as the hours passed. Days later I respected myself again. Of course I would even though William Shatner and Madonna sucked heavily! Gary Coleman on the other hand decided to create a new pornsite called 'Einstein'. This site beat all it's competitors with a new video including Bob. Who was incredibly sad and deadly. And now he has killed this usel*ss thread. "Not true." Wisdom says. But wisdom was wrong! Meanwhile over the rainbow zombies chewed stinky socks together. Therefore the rocks got rather passively pissed. So they started crumbling into frogs. But why I don't use underwear as a buoyancy aid mouthwash is a strange form of breath refresher whilst I use foul, rotten eggs in tea. Do you realize that penguins don't wear fluffy flip flops and llama's pyjamas instead of mittens? Meanwhile inside the broken mirror, gargoyles ressurected a still living long dead immortal shadow of death called Boris.

Boris, see had many pink grapes, orange elephants, blue turtles, mild attitudes and himself. He eviscerated those who poked hippos twice weekly and also quite viciously ate blooby bloober whale monkeying with hot mayonaise on Thursday at sunset. Next morning a cry from somewhere wasn't heard. Thus, in an unlikely event, the advent of beekeeping would appear after a hot foot, so methinks that Abandonia and ESA would rather be seperated. Then after the goldrush in Nairobi thirteen somewhat crazy dwarves named n00by n00berson broke their promise to the Black Squire. "What promise is it that he can stab them and confess to not having hurt anybody?" asked one dwarf. But Nyarrgle the carnivorous air cloud was already eating us. The cloud of acid dropped very undeadly drops on Raffles's body. Raffles jumped into acidic lemon meringue pie to avoid being hit by acute spanners in gravy. When the thing went about doing thingy and contemplating the joys of randomness, so did we all. Rather unexpectedly, some frogs collect flies and earthworms to assemble a giant casserole. This casserole was special not only tasted like tuna suprise but also somewhat aggresively unsurprisingly analogically cataclysmically uncomprehensively satisfying like chocolate. Some random words come from idiots who indulge in randomly biting heads to satisfy their bloodlust. Guybrush Threepwood gasped at the thought of opening his bank account only to see it had died. Unfortunately, it was Sunday so nobody the huge lump of coal. But Guybrush managed to shove a squid into the deep blue toilet bowl and flushed away, gleefully. However Guybrush Threepwood's inventory vanished into the void of eternal sunshine of LéChuck's middle armpit. But Guybrush died of spontaneous combustion.

Then previously nothing happened. After that less than two microns away, seven truckdrivers started talking about writing a two word per marshmellow's drama about barbecued socks. So later they cried inconsistently , leaving puddles and touched fingerbiting snails all over, it hurt horribly. The result being equally baffleing, science could not be ignored this time. All the kings horses ran away and Humpty fell from a 20 foot Hippo, who afterwards commited genocide upon all rabbits. But revenge was yet possible, since to be avenged is really funny to bunnies. However, it seems boring to update and hesitate, so justice blinded itself with acid. "Arrrrggggggg" said little grasshoppers whilst hopping while they sang abba reversed lyrics: "Oolretaw! Oolretaw!" But this couldn't continue or sanity would insanitarily be sanctified, obviously, with soap, holly water, shiny dung and some orange-juice. "How much pebbles swallowed, the Rubbles down with depresive sindromes and imagined sleeping pills, we will ignore that." Now we eat lettuce, trying to forget the last sentence positivly unseccessfully pronounced with unfounded anticipation. More we seem to like those pink slippers with little bells on the top. But the more we avoid talking, longer the poor grammar become. bleh.gif Some potatoes might help. But only if someone tries to sing to them in a black cauldron

You may say one word if you wish. It's compulsary not to posts more than two words CONTRIBUTING to the story. I shall start...


Pinky the....

blue cow :evil:

died horribly

...during the...

monsoon season.

we ate

his intestines

as we

remembered back

we chewed