Reminds me: I need to book a table at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

Btw: That site you linked there, Tervez: It says scientists say the sun will explode, but the sun is not massive enough for that. It will probably just expand like you won't believe your frying eyes when the time comes, but of course, that doesn't make a show as an exploding star does. Anyway, it's true, nothing last forever, least of all the matter in the universe, so space will be an incredibly dull place to be in the far, far future.

awesome articles in there

Makes good reading but doesn't look like completely knowledgeable. :P Sorry to spoil the quantum fest, but things don't work that way as far as I know, randomness cannot take the universe back into existence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correspondence_principle

Anyway the universe would die in that way only if it expands indefinitely, the other mentioned possibility that it should start to contract back some day would mean that it would be eventually reborn with another big bang.

you can't be serious that a page with article names like "FLUSH!, ZZAP!, SHHLP!, MEOW!, Woa!, BROOMM!, YUK!, TIK-TOCK!, BLUB..BLUB!, HHHHH!, WHOOM! or TADA-TAAA" is meant to be informative

L0L I hadn't checked that. Now the "CHOP!" one does seem scientifically plausible. :P

That's just because we want to look like fashion, rich and expensive! (So they'll come to conquest us!)

Now I know where the aliens are hiding

Well? What are we waiting for? Lets go meet them and discuss for some future plans. *Gets the chainsaw and boomstick from the wall*

Now go and build us a spaceship Lulu! If two surfers could do it in a Lucasart videogame, then its totally possible in real life!

But where do we find gasoline for the chainsaw? :)

goatse on mars :D

*hides*