I'll replay the game and have the answers shortly.

:confused:How do I get Horny in the contest and how do I get home from West Frumpton??? Pls Help!

i cant get past the kitchen lady for the life of me. I throw the chalice then i walk behind her, pour from the pan right behind her, but as soon as i try to push the cauldron closer to her she turns around! ive tried this so many times..over and over. I think its a glitch or something, because i remember this working when i played this as a kid. anything i might be doing wrong?

Slow down your DOSBox.

one thing i like about this game is the free roaming non linear element and the rt clock once you completed a task you can pretty much do what you want unlike other game

if you get bugs try dosbox itll run ok

problem with Chef Childish
 

The game is fantastic and I've just discovered it. But I have a big problem with getting through one stage on level 4th: I just can't deal with Chef Childish!! Maybe something's wrong with my game, but she's just to quick for Willy to do anything after he walks behind the couloir. I catch the pan and try to throw it somewhere between the pot and the cook, but nothing happens and the cook catches me sooner than I manage to do anything else. What do I do wrong? Should I use the key "operate" or should I throw the pan into Willy's rucksack or in a very specific point of the floor? I don;t know, please help me, I'm becoming depressed because of it

Ah, I see... you say that one should get his Dos-Box and slow it down. Please, tell me, what do you mean exactly? I have the programme Microsoft Dos but I don't know if I have Dos-box. How to get it and how to make it slower?? Please, help me, I'm such a dope so far as computers are concerned :>

Ok, I've downloadaed Dosbox and installed it succesfully. Now I don't kno what to do to make Willy Beamish game work in it. I will be trying, but if any advice from you appears, I will be very grateful <3

sorry for writing one post under another: I can't see the 'edit' button here :\

Read "A Beginner's Guide to DOSBox" sticky in Troubleshooting.