good day to all you english chaps out there. if you wish to chat about how great it was when we ruled the world then here is the place to do it, smoking jackets optional, cups of tea mandatory. basically any subject befitting gentlmenly conversation. politics allowed and discourse about different pubs and clubs, anything you want to talk about relating to england basically, but remember
god save the queen!
try not to flame the americans to badly though. they cant help being a headstrong younger nation. they just need to mature. like a good wine. or cheese.

optionally if you come from a former colony of her majestys british isles or the boer region of africa feel free to make us feel as guilty as you want, we deserve it.

(yet another misspelt topic from me)

Oh yes, I remember one time *mumble, mumble* so we went to the bar *mumble, mumble* The most beautiful woman you ever saw! *mumble, mumble* When I woke up I was in the British Army! *mumble, mumble* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! *mumble, mumble* I ended up on a boat back to Suez *mumble, mumble* Of course, at the time I was very, VERY drunk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow...ey_birkin2.jpg

Many of Icelanders are decendants of Irish slaves.

Hard cheese old chap LOL !

Anyone seen the episode of Family Guy with the British pub? Excellent.

"You should go to England - the worst they got there is drive-by ... arguments."
*cut*
"Why, isn't that Reginald B. Stiffworth, the young upstart who's been touting the merits of a united European Commonwealth?"
"Why yes, I believe it is."
"Let's get him!"
...
"Oh Reginald! ... I disagree!"

We Aussie are all the unwanted scum of England. There was some convict war over gold not long after landing here or something, and it was on the turf that I live on. I feel so privelaged.

*sigh*

Ive always wanted to be a british.

We were invaded by Napoleon 3 times by not closing our ports to British ships. Instead of helping, you came and looted what the French had left. Damn you cowards.

(You didn't mention anything about flaming the english) :angel:

Heh... one of the most popular children stories (Martin Krpan) is based on a simple Slovene farmer who was smuggling English salt from the coast inland (at the time the Habsburgs closed their ports to England at the request of Napoleon)...

Popular story here is Ned Kelly, the worlds most famousest outlaw. I don't exactly know why he is so popular all he did was kill a cop or two then they chased him into a building and he died.