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Greetings,
I know you will be surprised to read my email. I got your contact from your Email domain, apart from being surprise you may be skeptical to reply me because based on what is happening on the internet world, one has to be very careful because a lot of scammers are out there to scam innocent citizens and this has made it very difficult for people to believe anything that comes through the internet but this is a different case.
lf you are willing to show me your honesty and trust, I think I will be able to trust and work with you. I am an American and you should be rest assured that I cannot be invovled in scam.
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No, I believe you, because Americans are never involved in scams. Or invovled, which may be something different, but I really can't tell.
I admire you for this firm stand against the blandishments of the government. Clearly it is your right to stay in Iraq, even though you've proved conclusively that the war has indeed ended. They think.
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The reason for this is that I deposited two consignment boxes with a security company in Iraq. As a result of this, I have to escape and stayed behind to make sure that I am able to get these boxes out before coming to America, knowingly, that if I am able to get this done I will live a better life.
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Yes, I'm sure right now anyone who's seen Three Kings will be thinking GOLD! In IRAQ! Wheeheee!
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Please, I want this to be between me and you Since I am at large.
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Have you tried going on a diet? I hear that Middle Eastern cuisine is very healthy and non-fattening.
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To Prove my sincererity, you are not sending me any money. Because most of this scam is about sending money.
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Well, you said it. I'm glad we can be so open and honest with each other.
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Though, I would like to hold back some informations for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have an insight into what I intend sharing with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other.
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Yes, it's gold, or at the very least naked statues of Assyrians doing naughty things to each other....
You mean, do I know how to access a website that has news from the Middle East? Have I been to school, and can I use a keyboard? Is that what you're asking?
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I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public. In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit between you and I and nothing more.
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Yeah, what would happen if I went public about what the BBC posts on their website. Nothing more than mutually beneficial. I don't even know what that means, exactly.
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I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards,
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I don't believe you, considering your track record.
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meanwhile, could you send me an email confirming that you have visited the site and that you have understood my intentions? I would like you to get back to me with with the following informations;
1. Full Name
2. Address
3.Occupation
4.Age
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In a pig's eye.
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I do not need your telephone number because I cannot call you, we can only communicate through email.
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Because you are, essentially, a Nigerian Prince who dares not allow himself to be publicly outed? You have a large bequest to make to me?
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I will await your reply via my email.
Thanks,
Best Regards
Capt. Anita George
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A name surely arrived at by taking a random female and random male name and chucking them together...
Funniest spam ever XD
