Lets have an insult fight..with the Monkey Island 3 style!

I say an insult and youre have to answer to it. The answer has to rhyme and throw the insult back to the opponent. If you manage to do that, you can throw your own insult.


EXAMPLE:

Captain Rottingham: You have a sex-appeal of the Sharpei!

Gyubrush: I look that much like your fiance?
*Guybrush wins!*
Guybrush: Il hound you,night and day!

Pirate: Then be a good dog,sit,stay.
*Pirate wins!*

Got it?

Oh and please,dont use the insults from the Monkey Island series.

Insult 1:

Your computer is as slow as a snail!

At least it's not as likely as you to fail!


Every time you go online you get owned!

:blink:


u're drunk :blink: (actually I am..almost) :bleh:

But in spam-mail I'm not drowned!

Your hard-drive is scum-filled like a dirtiest rag!

I've just downloaded some files by you!

Prehistoric men was having PCs faster than your!

Look! They came to sue you!


You cant beat my new avatar!

I can! But beating your avatar i'll broke my monitor! :bleh:

Did a dumb make your ugly signature?

Quint! The insults have to RHYME.

Read my font:RHYME

Erm... ok... my fault... :tomato:

but your brain looks like a vault :bleh:


u smell weird :D